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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

First time I've ever seen a lamp throw so much shade.

Chapter 50 – Page 23

on May 16, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 50
└ Tags: Bandit, Bash-Meister Berta, Brock, Jemmington, Tobias Gnipgnop, Watcher
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  1. biggmac
    biggmac
    May 16, 2018, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    The lamp tells the truth. That he’s lying. (Not “he” the lamp, “he” the elf. I don’t assign gender to lamps. Elves have gender but they’re all androgynous. The male elves; the females are pretty much gynous. [And my autocorrect keeps switching that word to “gyros”. Dang. Now I’m hungry.])

    • ArvoKatsuya
      ArvoKatsuya
      May 16, 2018, 4:03 am | # | Reply

      That’s just another word for a… succulent sammich. My offer still remains, cloaky boy. *eyebrow wiggle*

      • Wyvern
        Wyvern
        May 16, 2018, 11:25 pm | # | Reply

        I do not like them, Sam-I-am!
        I do not like flat bread and lamb! (*lamp glows*)

        • Lirazel
          Lirazel
          May 17, 2018, 10:09 pm | # | Reply

          Would you, could you, in a tree?
          Would you, could you, as you flee?

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        May 17, 2018, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

        Okay, Arvo – take my gyro. Or try to! You’ll pull back a stoody blump! Er … you’ll bull pack a bludy stoomp! Dang it. Unless you hissed my mistory, you know I tend to spout Spoonerisms when someone fights a lire under me. And threatening to fake my Tood does fight that lire. Sheesh. Just take it already.

        • Fenlander
          Fenlander
          May 18, 2018, 3:18 am | # | Reply

          Spoonerisms were invented by Maid Marian when she was bored in Sherwood forest one day. As each member of the merry men came back she called out to them.
          “Hello Jittle Lohn.”
          “Hello Hobin Rood.”
          “Hello Scill Warlet.”
          She stopped when Friar Tuck turned up.

          • MidnightDStroyer
            MidnightDStroyer
            May 20, 2018, 4:30 am | # | Reply

            I got it…
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8e9b8242fa55099660b926c954193f0586f6e28686ed9cf54e0a1bb39cefa871.gif

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      August 6, 2019, 10:52 am | # | Reply

      I thought the lamp was glowing because Bandit is lying.

  2. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    May 16, 2018, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Gnome country for slaving men.

    • Iarei
      Iarei
      May 16, 2018, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

      She’s making slavery eco-gnomically non vie-able.

  3. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    May 16, 2018, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    The precious! Tricksy false hobbits, they gives it to us!

  4. Blake
    Blake
    May 16, 2018, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    A man awakens
    He toils and grows up and learns
    And then he wakes up

    • LookieLouE1707
      LookieLouE1707
      May 16, 2018, 11:50 am | # | Reply

      Note that he’s not lying when he describes her as “slimy” and “self-righteous”.

    • LookieLouE1707
      LookieLouE1707
      May 16, 2018, 11:52 am | # | Reply

      Dammit, comments go
      In the wrong place all the time
      Or so it would seem.

    • LookieLouE1707
      LookieLouE1707
      May 16, 2018, 11:56 am | # | Reply

      A “street elf” wakens
      He’s more than what they call him
      Heh, I suppose not.

  5. Jonathan Lang
    Jonathan Lang
    May 16, 2018, 1:51 am | # | Reply

    Ok; I give up: what’s being lampshaded?

    • Brasca1
      Brasca1
      May 16, 2018, 2:05 am | # | Reply

      I don’t get it either. He may fail in making Bandit pay, but if his intent is real then it’s no lie.

      This is a tough call. Slavery is bad, but I hate self righteous people too.

      • insomniac
        insomniac
        May 16, 2018, 2:11 am | # | Reply

        But the lamp is glowing bright; thus, it’s a lie.

        He knows Bandit is better than he is, and he knows he’s not going to make her pay.

        • Drascin
          Drascin
          May 16, 2018, 2:31 am | # | Reply

          I’m pretty sure dude knows, deep down, that he has less than zero chance of ever actually “making bandit pay”.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            May 16, 2018, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

            He knows, deep down, that he’s a coward who’s not even going to try.

            • Andreas Geisler
              Andreas Geisler
              May 17, 2018, 4:02 am | # | Reply

              The easy path doesn’t lead to hatred.

              That’s also why Jedi run away to hide on far-off planets when they encounter obstacles.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        May 16, 2018, 5:43 pm | # | Reply

        Well, maybe his intent isn’t real. Maybe he’s just lashing out in anger, not really believing that “making her pay” would be all that profitable for him in the end.

      • Mr Ak
        Mr Ak
        May 18, 2018, 3:57 am | # | Reply

        Sure. Slavery and self-righteousness, how to choose between the two? It’s so tough.

    • Beroli
      Beroli
      May 16, 2018, 10:05 am | # | Reply

      The lamp lights up at both his declarative statements. Thus, both of them are lies: He knows Bandit’s better than him, and he knows he’s not going to make her pay.

    • Balke
      Balke
      May 16, 2018, 11:43 pm | # | Reply

      The Lamp reveals the Truth when by illuminating whenever an Un-Truth is told.

      In the first lamp scene, he might have actually believed they were good friends, but the lamp indicated that they were not. Intention doesn’t matter.

      The lamp is “throwing shade” by making him look inept. “Your no better!” Lamp: Actually, she is. “I’ll make you pay!” Lamp: Nope, you never will.

  6. Abbefaria
    Abbefaria
    May 16, 2018, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    She’s the gnome Arkerra deserves…

  7. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    May 16, 2018, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Considering what Bandit is saying in the 4th panel inclines me to think Jemmington was probably exiled by the other Sky Elves who figured they could get rid of their criminal element along with their troublesome youth.

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      May 16, 2018, 10:41 am | # | Reply

      The criminal element, Crimium, is on the periodic table between Suprisium and Designon.

      • Lirazel
        Lirazel
        May 16, 2018, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

        And just below and to the left of Malfesium

    • Ved
      Ved
      May 16, 2018, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      I just figured him for one of the kids who had a difficult time adjusting to life on the ground. Hence, he’s taking this job instead.

  8. grenli
    grenli
    May 16, 2018, 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Dr. Phil: Jemmington, on May 16th, you said to Bandit “You’re no better than me.” The Lamp of Truth determined that to be a lie.

  9. therealhatman
    therealhatman
    May 16, 2018, 11:52 am | # | Reply

    It’s nice of her to fast track his redemptive arc.

  10. Psolo Ghoti
    Psolo Ghoti
    May 16, 2018, 5:10 pm | # | Reply

    That hovertext… *kisses fingers*

  11. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    May 16, 2018, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

    Why did he swan-dive out of the wagon? I get that it’s on fire, and it looks like Bandit also tossed a ring for some reason, but neither one of those circumstances seems to call for exiting the wagon in such a violent way.

    • Wyvern
      Wyvern
      May 16, 2018, 11:32 pm | # | Reply

      It seems pretty clear to me that he’s trying to catch the ring before it hits the ground. Though as to *why* he’s doing that, your guess is as good as mine.

      • Andreas Geisler
        Andreas Geisler
        May 17, 2018, 4:03 am | # | Reply

        I think he’s already levitating both himself and the cargo. Maybe the cantrip breaks if he touches the ground, which would be a frightful bother?

  12. SotiCoto
    SotiCoto
    August 6, 2019, 10:55 am | # | Reply

    But they weren’t even his slaves in the first place, were they? He was just trying to help out his goblin friends and now he is getting lynched by these self-righteous gnomish pricks for the trouble.

    How is he supposed to explain to his employers what happened here? Everyone is just going to lump it on him alone…

    I for one sincerely hope he DOES manage to deal retribution to Bandit.

    • LookieLouE1707
      LookieLouE1707
      January 19, 2022, 2:03 pm | # | Reply

      restraining slaves belongs in the same category whether they are yours or somebody else’s, just as possession of stolen property is a crime even if you didn’t steal it.

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      April 17, 2022, 11:57 pm | # | Reply

      Lynched? They let him live and left all the valuables with him, which he’s more than capable of levitating to a hidey-hole so he can go back to inform the valuables’ owners of these events.

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