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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Careful, Byron... a 'quickie' in Elven time is like three months.

Chapter 50 – Page 7

on April 9, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 50
└ Tags: Byron, Syr'Nj
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Discussion (40) ¬

  1. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    April 9, 2018, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Look out — once that purple drop hits the grass, it’s gonna sprout more Cultist berserkers!

  2. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    April 9, 2018, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    The little smidge of purple paint on her chin is a nice touch.

    • Gabi
      Gabi
      April 9, 2018, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

      I agree.

  3. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    April 9, 2018, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Syr’Nj finally able to let her hair down

    • Rezby
      Rezby
      April 9, 2018, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      It feels really good to see them finally relaxed and happy. After all they’ve been through…. it’s nice to see. =]

      • Gabi
        Gabi
        April 9, 2018, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

        Indeed.

  4. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    April 9, 2018, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    Organic quickie! Nice!

    • Fenlander
      Fenlander
      April 9, 2018, 3:10 am | # | Reply

      it’s pronounced, “quiche”.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        April 9, 2018, 10:25 am | # | Reply

        Orgasmic quiche?

        • ArvoKatsuya
          ArvoKatsuya
          April 9, 2018, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

          Ooooh. Sounds yummy.

        • Merc1331
          Merc1331
          April 9, 2018, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

          Do you have the recipe, I must have it!

  5. Aula
    Aula
    April 9, 2018, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    “B’ial Vezk seaweed”? Really? I don’t remember anything about B’ial Vezk being anywhere close to sea.

    • Tsapki
      Tsapki
      April 9, 2018, 5:55 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s a name based on looking liek seaweed. Like foxtail, foxglove, or any other number of wacky plant names.

      • Tsapki
        Tsapki
        April 9, 2018, 5:55 am | # | Reply

        -shakes fist impotently at spelling errors-

    • Nathanyel
      Nathanyel
      April 9, 2018, 6:04 am | # | Reply

      The name’s a gastonianization, it’s actually called Se’awe’ed.

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        April 9, 2018, 10:32 am | # | Reply

        On a (very distantly) related topic: I’m disappointed we never saw the Wood Elf who specialized in stealthy assassinations: N’Nj-a.

        • The Gorram Batguy
          The Gorram Batguy
          April 9, 2018, 11:20 am | # | Reply

          But of COURSE you never SAW him. The real question is how the team forgot to mark him in the tags every time.

    • Aletheia
      Aletheia
      April 9, 2018, 11:33 pm | # | Reply

      There’s freshwater seaweed (despite the name), so as long as there’s a lake or similar body of water it’s possible to have seaweed there. :D

  6. Chris
    Chris
    April 9, 2018, 8:19 am | # | Reply

    Do mine eyes deceive me… or do I see EARTH, WIND, WATER, FIRE, HEART!

    With your rings combined….

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      April 9, 2018, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      No, but Earth Wind & Fire and Heart are slated to play in a classic rock fest later this year. Close enough!

  7. biggmac
    biggmac
    April 9, 2018, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    In 7 years, the conversation will go…
    B: But are you getting enough sleep, honey?
    S: No, because of your damn snoring. Oh, you mean sex. I just got dressed and made up! It may be a quickie for you, but getting put back together afterwards is like 45 minutes minimum for me. Have you had a shower this morning? Aren’t we out of lambskins? You could just “f” me, and by that I mean a word that rhymes with “linger”. And I don’t mean the finger you’re showing me right now, buster!

    • The Gorram Batguy
      The Gorram Batguy
      April 9, 2018, 11:23 am | # | Reply

      Well, actually, Byron’s facial expression there seems to me to solidly indicate he’s being thoroughly genuine in his question of concern. SHE is the one who chose to direct the conversation toward marital funtimes.

  8. Rambunctious
    Rambunctious
    April 9, 2018, 10:52 am | # | Reply

    ♥♥♥♥♥ there’s so much love and peace here. look how far they’ve come and everything they’ve been through. Thank you so much for this amazing comic and everything in it ♥

    • The Gorram Batguy
      The Gorram Batguy
      April 9, 2018, 11:28 am | # | Reply

      Motion seconded! Indeed!
      And, now that I’m here, it won’t do not to make a pun:
      After all of their brushes with death, it’s nice to see mere brushes with paint.
      Other than that:
      Is the dripping paintbrush in the final panel supposed to be as suggestive with regard to what is about to ensue, as I read it, or is it just me? Will we see a cozy brood of half-elven children soon?

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        April 9, 2018, 5:48 pm | # | Reply

        “That paintbrush looks phallic”, I thought to myself, perhaps a little too soon after seeing it. So no, it’s not just you.

      • Psolo Ghoti
        Psolo Ghoti
        April 9, 2018, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

        BTW, I love that both our avatars are like “IF you know what I mean *eyebrow wiggle*”

        Also, the words “there’s so much love and peace here” take on a different meaning when they’re said by Murderous Iver.

        Also also, with this being the last chapter, these avatars will likely stay the way they are. ^_^

        • Iron.Hare
          Iron.Hare
          April 9, 2018, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

          I won’t deny the avatars fit well. The paintbrush didn’t seem to insinuate such the first time, but now I can’t un-think it.

  9. Blake
    Blake
    April 9, 2018, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    The paint flows in peace
    Two hearts color their new canvas
    Outline a sapling

    • Blake
      Blake
      April 9, 2018, 12:15 pm | # | Reply

      *Two hearts color their canvas
      Accursed words and syllables

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        April 10, 2018, 12:59 am | # | Reply

        Five-seven-five is
        not as easy as it looks.
        Challenge can be fun!

  10. Tim
    Tim
    April 9, 2018, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

    So glad I wasn’t drinking when I read the ALT-text. So is my keyboard.

  11. BrainWizard (Merasmus' former lab partner)
    BrainWizard (Merasmus' former lab partner)
    April 9, 2018, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

    Please don’t be another cursed paintbrush, I already have so many in storage that I have a Containment CubeTM specifically for them. Nobody buys them because they all want to make their own “Rubber Brush” but don’t have the talent and/or skill to prevent the horror, pain, and disfigurement from a faulty one.

    Graiya’s grapes… (shudders from the horror of innuendo).

    Eggplants are also purple. Still don’t understand why they’re called that when most of them are purple rather than white. They do make good spell materials for the “Living D!7d0” spell since using actual meat for the same purpose is a waste of good food and money.

    • Mike
      Mike
      April 11, 2018, 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      Before they are ripe eggplants are white, smaller, and usually egg shaped.

      • maggPi
        maggPi
        April 22, 2018, 7:03 pm | # | Reply

        And in French they’re called “aubergine,” for their colour when ripe. Some English call them that, too.

  12. Dean
    Dean
    April 9, 2018, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    At least clean your paintbrushes first, you animals!

  13. Lirazel
    Lirazel
    April 10, 2018, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    The subject matter of that painting is a bit concerning… but why spoil all the happy feels?

  14. brasca1
    brasca1
    April 10, 2018, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Never realized what cheekbones Byron had until he shaved off all that stubble.

  15. ColdElectrons
    ColdElectrons
    April 10, 2018, 1:15 am | # | Reply

    The alt-text made me snort beer out my nose. 10 points, you magnificent bastards.

  16. minando
    minando
    April 10, 2018, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Wow, didn’t recognize her without her usual attire.
    Nice.

  17. asmanel
    asmanel
    April 10, 2018, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

    I have reasons to think we are about to face a glitch in the matrix, maybe several ones.

    Maybe knowing who was the characters that had loading problem is a clue, and so also can be what Xan understood about this problem.

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