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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

If he's a Whore-Key, I'm doubly afraid of the Whorelok.

Chapter 8 – Page 12

on December 22, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 08
└ Tags: Bandit, Byron, Frigg, Gravedust, Harky, Syr'Nj
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  1. bwernard
    bwernard
    December 22, 2010, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Epic

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 22, 2010, 3:19 am | # | Reply

      this is a gave situation

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        December 22, 2010, 8:16 am | # | Reply

        I hate my keyboard. Oh for an edit button!

        • FreddeX
          FreddeX
          May 17, 2011, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

          Cheer up Ahdok, at least now Frigg can take his name! :D

          P.S I know yer pain, my last keyboard was a god damn nightmare. Everytime i pressed one of the keys from 9-´ i got an extra “Å” in my sentence -.-‘

  2. Samuel
    Samuel
    December 22, 2010, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Nooooo! Poor Gravedust!

  3. Admiral Squish
    Admiral Squish
    December 22, 2010, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    GRAAAVEDUUUUST! http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

    • DeWitt
      DeWitt
      December 22, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

      Keheh, I love that button.

    • Abcus
      Abcus
      December 25, 2010, 8:37 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you ever so much for showing me this.

      Bookmarked!

      Cheers,

      Cote

      • zack of hiskatana
        zack of hiskatana
        August 4, 2011, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

        i agree with abcus

  4. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    December 22, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    That was just Grave-y.

  5. Emil
    Emil
    December 22, 2010, 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Epic. The color scheme really helps bring out the dramaticness of Gravedust’s blood. And the expressions convey the immediate shock rather well. Oh, and Frigg’s line is priceless.

    Incidentally, my brother-in-law’s name is Ayo.

  6. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 22, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Now you done it, you just pissed off the Frigg!
    *shortest reign of terror ever*

  7. Frazzle.d
    Frazzle.d
    December 22, 2010, 12:31 am | # | Reply

    Bugger, good cc like Gravedust is hard to come by! I bet he had trap launcher macros that actually worked…

    • G@T0R
      G@T0R
      December 22, 2010, 9:06 am | # | Reply

      Gravedust himself is off the global cooldown (double entendre? maybe?)

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        December 22, 2010, 11:07 am | # | Reply

        Oh, for a battle rez

        • G@T0R
          G@T0R
          December 22, 2010, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

          well syr’nj is an elf… and since there are no worgen allies around, she’s the closest things to a druid you’re gonna get.

  8. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    December 22, 2010, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    So totally a paladin.

  9. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    December 22, 2010, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    1. Blood. From his eyes. Yeah, Gravey’s dead all right.

    2. Finally we see what the cutouts on Byron’s hatchets are for. Restraints.

    • bwernard
      bwernard
      December 22, 2010, 9:42 am | # | Reply

      Hunders of House M.D. episodes have taught us all that people can bleed out from every hole (eyes included) and still stay alive.
      Stary blank eyes are freaky though.

      • SaltyKracka
        SaltyKracka
        December 23, 2010, 3:14 am | # | Reply

        Bah, like webcomics follow medicinal drama logic.

        Bleeding from the eyes in webcomics means you’re DEAD

  10. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 22, 2010, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    When a sandal unfastens and just sort of helplessly, pathetically slides and rolls off a guy’s foot you know…he’s dead Jim.

    • G@T0R
      G@T0R
      December 22, 2010, 9:14 am | # | Reply

      stay in character… no ST crossover. Understandable though, since Dr. Crusher never got the sweet @$$ lines Bones got.

      • Phil
        Flo
        December 22, 2010, 9:45 am | # | Reply

        Is your mature language filter on?

        • G@T0R
          G@T0R
          December 22, 2010, 10:18 am | # | Reply

          nah, but my immaturity filter is broken… what you gonna do?

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        December 22, 2010, 9:55 am | # | Reply

        Just be happy I’m sticking to the good stuff rather than pulling a “Janeway/Archer”. Cheese! Cheese for my dog!

        • SteelRaven
          SteelRaven
          December 22, 2010, 10:07 pm | # | Reply

          You forgot Sesko.

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            December 22, 2010, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

            I know it’s down to personal taste but I don’t really hate/dislike Sisko. I’m annoyed at what a hypocrite he is but Avery Brooks’s done a good job imo.

            • SteelRaven
              SteelRaven
              December 23, 2010, 12:58 am | # | Reply

              I’m a DS9 fan myself, I just think it’s funny that NG fans keep dissing him for not being Jean-Luc. Back on topic,
              He IS dead Jim ;)

  11. centuriancode
    centuriancode
    December 22, 2010, 2:03 am | # | Reply

    @ alt-text: wouldn’t that be a chastity belt? Or possibly the genital cuff from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U

  12. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    December 22, 2010, 2:25 am | # | Reply

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ;A; NOT GRAVEDUST!!!

  13. Scorpio
    Scorpio
    December 22, 2010, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust is a mystic. Kill him now, and he will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. I think there is more story to him yet.

    • minion
      minion
      December 22, 2010, 2:58 am | # | Reply

      not just any mystic, the LAST mystic.
      No chance the universe is going to let that go without some kind of fight.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        December 22, 2010, 5:45 am | # | Reply

        Gravedust is going to be played by Tom Cruise in the GA inspired movie “The Last Mystic”.

        • barsukthom
          barsukthom
          December 22, 2010, 8:59 am | # | Reply

          No, he’s not. Because that would SUCK.

          They’re going to cast SAMUEL L JACKSON as Gravedust.

          • Phil
            Flo
            December 22, 2010, 9:46 am | # | Reply

            Edward James Olmos, IMO.

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            December 22, 2010, 9:53 am | # | Reply

            [racism]But GD’s “white”! He needs to be played by a white guy. Come to think of it all dwarves are white ’cause they’re based on Norse myths. White dwarf power![/racism]

            • Shorn
              Shorn
              December 22, 2010, 11:40 am | # | Reply

              Which is why it always amazes me that everyone goes for the faux scottish accent for dwarves. No one has ever done the the obvious and made them talk like the Swedish Chef or something.

              • Phil
                Flo
                December 22, 2010, 11:41 am | # | Reply

                Gold Star for ruining the voice of my own damned character for me forever.

                • CjRayn
                  CjRayn
                  December 22, 2010, 7:31 pm | # | Reply

                  Does he Say, “BORK BORK BORK,” when he starts firing?

                  • barsukthom
                    barsukthom
                    December 23, 2010, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

                    That’s actually a more accurate translation of “Baruk Khazad”

        • Biscuit
          Biscuit
          January 10, 2011, 1:57 am | # | Reply

          Tom cruise would fit the height requirement…

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 22, 2010, 3:21 am | # | Reply

      I’m guessing that “I can help him” implies that he’s not dead.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        December 22, 2010, 6:43 am | # | Reply

        I think it implies desperation.

      • G@T0R
        G@T0R
        December 22, 2010, 9:40 am | # | Reply

        Byron seems to agree… though he may just be temporarily supporting her delusion to keep her focused.

  14. Silvermane
    Silvermane
    December 22, 2010, 3:19 am | # | Reply

    Ahhhhhhhgh! Grave, nooooooo!!! Harki gonna die now!

  15. ahdok
    ahdok
    December 22, 2010, 3:21 am | # | Reply

    John, this is an absolutely fantastic first panel. Much in the way of kudos.

    • John
      John
      December 22, 2010, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

      Thank you very much, ahdok.

      • G@T0R
        G@T0R
        December 22, 2010, 2:48 pm | # | Reply

        hats off to you sir, I now recognize your importance.

  16. CynicalBastard
    CynicalBastard
    December 22, 2010, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    I’m guessing it’s going to turn bad for Frigg when it turns out that gem in Harki’s belly grants him the kind of power that let him nearly block Dusty’s attempts to talk to the ghosts of his victims.

    • JK9000
      JK9000
      December 22, 2010, 4:44 am | # | Reply

      Why do gems always have to grant mystic power? Maybe Harki just likes to look nice.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        December 22, 2010, 8:17 am | # | Reply

        gems are often just worth lots. It’s rocks with holes in that you’ve got to be wary of.

        • barsukthom
          barsukthom
          December 22, 2010, 9:00 am | # | Reply

          Or music with rocks in.

  17. James K
    James K
    December 22, 2010, 4:00 am | # | Reply

    Oh it’s on, like some technologically primitive version of Donkey Kong.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 22, 2010, 8:18 am | # | Reply

      Jumpman?

      • James K
        James K
        December 22, 2010, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

        I was thinking more like have a trained gorilla throw barrels at people.

  18. Atnas
    Atnas
    December 22, 2010, 4:08 am | # | Reply

    SHIT

  19. Hymner
    Hymner
    December 22, 2010, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    GRAVEDUST!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo*breaths in*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  20. Fren
    Fren
    December 22, 2010, 8:29 am | # | Reply

    On hindthought, it seems that Gravedust’s Junior Archer’s Kit was supplied with his corpse. Why not, dunno … shoot that rat bastard a few times?

    I’m dying to see Bandit prying that gem out of him.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      December 22, 2010, 9:01 am | # | Reply

      Because it’s a “Mystic-Enabled” Junior Archer’s Kit. It’s only a bow when he wants it to be.

    • Unknown French able-seaman
      Unknown French able-seaman
      December 22, 2010, 9:03 am | # | Reply

      His corpse ? We aren’t even assured that he’s really dead.

      • CjRayn
        CjRayn
        December 22, 2010, 7:43 pm | # | Reply

        Story wise it would be really stupid if he wasn’t, at least without permanent consequences.

        “You only gave him how much poison! You idiot! That’s the dose for humans, not dwarves! You should know this, you’re a dwarf!” I don’t see them using a poison that might not work, either. I think the real life equivalent would be cyanide: flavorless, odorless, dead in ten seconds. You know it worked because they stopped breathing.

        • The Indomitable Eric
          The Indomitable Eric
          December 23, 2010, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

          Well, they could have wanted him to suffer in the pit of death. Perhaps just a cripplingly painful poison so that the savages can make an example of him with the others.

  21. Flintte
    Flintte
    December 22, 2010, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, that picture of Gravedust lying there in the 2nd panel is slightly terrifying.

  22. zed
    zed
    December 22, 2010, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    The greatest tragedy here is that they spilled all his ink!

    • shoonra
      shoonra
      December 23, 2010, 10:45 pm | # | Reply

      I hope the ink didn’t get all over his pretty drawings. That would be unforgivable.

  23. Rick
    Rick
    December 22, 2010, 10:36 am | # | Reply

    Oh no they di’int!

    Now, it’s *personal*!

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 22, 2010, 11:50 am | # | Reply

      it’s a whole new definition of personal baggage.

  24. Gillsing
    Gillsing
    December 22, 2010, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    They’ve spilled his ink on the ground… Savages!

  25. The DCG
    The DCG
    December 22, 2010, 11:06 am | # | Reply

    This calls for Science! Quick, Syr’Nj, time to cackle madly and chuck some dynamite at the bastard!

    • BeetlesBane
      BeetlesBane
      December 22, 2010, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

      Using dynamite should make her a contender for some Nobel prize.

  26. Hawk
    Hawk
    December 22, 2010, 11:10 am | # | Reply

    I third the “oh noes the ink.”

    Syr can probably science him back to life, but first…

    HARKI!

    ./cheer for Frigg

  27. GBeans
    GBeans
    December 22, 2010, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

    Even though we all saw it coming, this page is suitable horrifying. Bravo, and I sort of wish you hadn’t, at the same time.

    Very interested to see how this pans out. If Gravedust is indeed dead, his betrayer has ruled out employing another of his kind to contact him..

  28. Dain
    Dain
    December 22, 2010, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

    Ladies. Gentlemen.

    Shit just got real.

  29. The Unreal
    The Unreal
    December 22, 2010, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    For some reason, I feel like I should photoshop panel 1 into Voltron.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      December 23, 2010, 1:02 am | # | Reply

      Doe’s Voltron still work if one of them gets dead?

  30. ChikenKannon
    ChikenKannon
    December 22, 2010, 1:31 pm | # | Reply

    Shits getting real but what is keeping Syr’nj from Gravedust? I mean I can see that Byron is holding her back but… why?

    • Talisaerin
      Talisaerin
      December 22, 2010, 2:13 pm | # | Reply

      We don’t know what sort of artillery-however medieval- is being trained on the combatants (our heroes). They may also be ordered to kill any medics first. Our heroes are stuck in a Ring of Death with unknown rules. Irrational Emotional Responses(Like what Syr’nj is portraying) are just what your enemies want you to do to allow them to divide and conquer.

      Byron’s being a smart leader in this situation

  31. Taylor
    Taylor
    December 22, 2010, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

    1. Phil, you were right, no disappointment from Byron’s nose. 2. NOOOOOOO!
    3. GD can’t be dead because we’ve seen him in the future, right? RIGHT?!?!

    • Phil
      Flo
      December 22, 2010, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      DAT SCHNOZ

    • phyre
      phyre
      December 22, 2010, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

      I THINK all the flash-forwards are now in the past, but if Syrn’j says she can heal him, he’s probably alive.

  32. Jamal K.
    Jamal K.
    December 22, 2010, 2:54 pm | # | Reply

    It’s neccessary for Frigg to handle buisiness now…It’s finally hit the fan.

  33. Magugag
    Magugag
    December 22, 2010, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

    Hehe.

    Harki’s a troll with a gem in his bellybutton.

  34. Locke
    Locke
    December 22, 2010, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one that though, for a split second, that Byron cut one of Syr’s arms off?

    Also, ten bucks says that he’s not dead, just beaten to all hell.

    • Locke
      Locke
      December 22, 2010, 3:55 pm | # | Reply

      *Thought*. Damn typos.

  35. phyre
    phyre
    December 22, 2010, 5:26 pm | # | Reply

    Now THOSE are some appropriate, in-character expressions. Good job, New Art Guy! (Can I keep calling you that? I already know two Johns.)

    • John
      John
      December 22, 2010, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

      Well now you know three.

      Sure, you can keep calling me that.
      As long as it’s capitalized.

      • phyre
        phyre
        December 23, 2010, 3:11 am | # | Reply

        Oh, goody. Since we know each other now, will you draw me an avatar that looks like me, except cooler than I usually look, and with my hair less frizzy, and my glasses not reflecting a ton of glare, and not making a stupid face, and with superpowers, and and and…you know what, I’ll just do it myself.

        • phyre
          phyre
          December 23, 2010, 4:32 am | # | Reply

          …Later. For now, I’ll cheat and use a program.

          • phyre
            phyre
            December 23, 2010, 4:38 am | # | Reply

            Hey, why am I being moderated? Is there something WRONG with having long, off-topic conversations with myself?!

            • SotiCoto
              SotiCoto
              January 19, 2015, 7:06 am | # | Reply

              Moderators do what they do for their own reasons, and they rarely see fit to explain themselves. Often, only those directly involved even know that moderation has taken place.

              For what it matters though, if the issue was one of long, off-topic conversations with the self… one would assume that there would be none of those left on the site. Some yet remain, so that is unlikely to be the issue.

  36. Redo19
    Redo19
    December 22, 2010, 8:13 pm | # | Reply

    obligatory NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    Praying the old fellow survives, so he can learn that diplomacy ain’t shit.

    • Fren
      Fren
      December 23, 2010, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

      Diplomacy works best when conducted with your spear point in your enemy’s throat.

  37. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 23, 2010, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Quick, use Phoenix Doww..oh, wait.. sorry, wrong game.

  38. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    December 23, 2010, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Somebody haul his ass off to a temple and force Bandit to empty her pockets to pay the exorbitant fee for True Resurrection!!!

  39. NetherNox
    NetherNox
    December 23, 2010, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Maybe they should tell this Harki fellow that none of them are actually Gastonians?

    I’m not sure about Frigg, though. Is Bandit a Gastonian halfling?

    • Fren
      Fren
      December 23, 2010, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

      No, we’re agents … from Guilder! Yeah! That’s the ticket.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 23, 2010, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

      At best she’s half a Gastonian.

  40. Schrödingers Katze
    Schrödingers Katze
    December 23, 2010, 4:14 am | # | Reply

    WHAAAT?!? No, Gravedust cant be dead. Hes a goddamn dwarf, dwarfs dont die from poison! They die in epic battles, 1 dwarf against 200 enemies and still beating the shit out of the lot of em when pierced by dozens of arrows and blades!!!
    Besides: GO FRIGG, GO FRIGG! Kick some bellybutton-jewelery-weraing-trollass!!! But it would be really, i mean REALLY stupid from Harki to accept the challenge. Stylish and honorable but stupid.

  41. athief
    athief
    December 23, 2010, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

    …really? I was expecting Frigg to stare through walls and turn ascetic.

    I mean, it is her name now.

  42. Abcus
    Abcus
    December 25, 2010, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

    Brilliantly done. The gravity of the situation and the flow of the first half of the comic is truly world class.

    John the New Artist Guy, I tip my hat to you sir.

    Cheers,

    Cote

    PS Frig’s line? Amazing.

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