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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'... You woke me up for this?'

Chapter 8 – Page 3

on November 10, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 08
└ Tags: Byron, Syr'Nj
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  1. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    November 10, 2010, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    If I may quote one Sara Velte: “Will you just. Kiss her. Already?”

    • SotiCoto
      SotiCoto
      June 25, 2013, 10:37 am | # | Reply

      I doubt that is his intention… and possibly not hers either.

  2. Cheers
    Cheers
    November 10, 2010, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Man, I’d get up for free ale.

    • Joe
      Joe
      November 10, 2010, 12:27 am | # | Reply

      Shalalalalala my oh my, looks like this boy’s too shy, ain’t gonna kiss the girl.

      • Joe
        Joe
        November 10, 2010, 12:32 am | # | Reply

        …That was not the comment I wanted to reply to.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        November 10, 2010, 2:23 am | # | Reply

        How about, “Oh Byron you’re so fine…you’re so fine, you blow my mind! Hey Byron, hey, hey, hey Byron!”

    • Doop doop
      Doop doop
      November 10, 2010, 4:46 am | # | Reply

      But the ale isn’t free.

      This is ale you buy by saving someone’s life.

      This better be some damned good ale.

      • JK9000
        JK9000
        November 10, 2010, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

        Alternatively, a very cheap life.

  3. Lorne
    Lorne
    November 10, 2010, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    That’s how wars with yeast elves get started.

    • Pikey
      Pikey
      November 10, 2010, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      Those irritating skirmishes were a rash on the elven body politic. It was a happy day when the troops were finally discharged. Now we wear a patch of cranberries, in remembrance.

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        November 10, 2010, 8:59 am | # | Reply

        !

  4. khavren
    khavren
    November 10, 2010, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking “Let me buy you an ale” would also translate into “Nice boots” under certain circumstances

  5. Cid
    Cid
    November 10, 2010, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    or “nice bottom”

  6. Alma
    Alma
    November 10, 2010, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Those two are just so effing cute, seriously.

  7. Anonymous Man
    Anonymous Man
    November 10, 2010, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    It could just be me, but it seems Syr’Nj has already mastered the human ways.

  8. The Auld Grump
    The Auld Grump
    November 10, 2010, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    Aaaand the elf goes for broke!

    Good on ya, gel!

    The Auld Grump

  9. Hatman
    Hatman
    November 10, 2010, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    I love that she ahemed before saying it. Good little detail.

  10. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    November 10, 2010, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    “Let me buy you an ale” Sounds like a date invitation to me.

    Also I love the image of Syr “approaching” in the 1st panel. She looks ever so ethereal.

  11. Koppelpopolis
    Koppelpopolis
    November 10, 2010, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    I saw Lord of the Rings. Elf favors are serious stuff. Destinies are built around such things. Buying a brew for a comrade is, of course, the direct equivalent.

  12. KiZeR
    KiZeR
    November 10, 2010, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    “Let me buy you a drink.”

    A mating call of the modern age.

    • Pork_Chisel
      Pork_Chisel
      November 10, 2010, 11:24 am | # | Reply

      Na, its…

      “Oh god I’m drunk!”

      • Aurix
        Aurix
        November 11, 2010, 12:17 am | # | Reply

        “I’ll attract the enemy with my human call!! ‘I’m so wasted! I’m SO wasted!'”

  13. Locke
    Locke
    November 10, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    Wow, she understands human men PERFECTLY. Well, actually, maybe not, if that was the case she would have opened with the invitation for free booze. Still, she’s made amazing progress.

  14. Grug
    Grug
    November 10, 2010, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    I can’t see Syr’nk as a young maiden because the way she’s drawn, she looks like she’s 60 (human years). Must be the crease on the cheeks.

    • Ale
      Ale
      November 10, 2010, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      yes. that.

    • Dojang
      Dojang
      November 10, 2010, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

      she’s probably like 200 (human years)…

      but we’ll never know…because phil dodged the question on question day.

  15. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    November 10, 2010, 3:49 am | # | Reply

    Beer. The ultimate reward.

  16. ahdok
    ahdok
    November 10, 2010, 4:44 am | # | Reply

    it seems their relationship is starting to flower.

    • Zerp
      Zerp
      November 10, 2010, 10:12 pm | # | Reply

      You sir, make me groan.

      • Qlippoth
        Qlippoth
        November 11, 2010, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

        Shouldn’t Byron be groaning, since he’s getting ‘lei’ed?

  17. Pikey
    Pikey
    November 10, 2010, 6:03 am | # | Reply

    My money says Byron doesn’t figure it out. He doesn’t have any points in Sense Motive or Insight – he let Best B.S. him big time, and usually ‘just takes whatever price they offer’.

    He’s smart – HELLA smart – but he’s not *savvy*.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      November 10, 2010, 10:48 am | # | Reply

      Tbh I have a feel that Byron simply isn’t interested in Syr “that way”. Most of their interaction that we see as foreshadowing of a relationship was imposed by external influences and whatever issue he might have I don’t think Byron would be that reserved when it comes to woman he “likes”.

      I sort of expect Syr will learn that life isn’t as rosy and that the real challenge lies in maintaining one’s principles and morals in the face of disappointment. She will also need to sort out whether her enthusiasm for this mission came from her desire for peace or simply because she wanted to be close to Byron.

      This just seems like the sort of thing the GA authors would do.

      • Pikey
        Pikey
        November 10, 2010, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

        Whether he figures it out or not (i.e. maybe Bandit clues him in, or whatever) is independent of whether or not he would reciprocate if/when he finds out.

        There’s a decent chance this comes down to issues of race for Byron. After all, he has stated he doesn’t like killing humans and doesn’t think anyone should kill their own race. Maybe he just isn’t into mixing flavors, y’kno?

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          November 10, 2010, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

          it would be cool if that viewpoint was presented…i mean, at the end of the day, the race issue in the world of GA runs a little deeper than in RL. these are actually completely different species- syr’nj is probably closer to a tree than a human.

      • Qlippoth
        Qlippoth
        November 11, 2010, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t know, I’m the kind of guy who’s terrified of a woman once I reach the love (caring) stage. I simply can’t make a mistake with her, because my happy existence (with her) is at stake and in the balance. At least as I perceive things.

        • Phil
          Flo
          November 11, 2010, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

          Bummer.

  18. Justnoticing
    Justnoticing
    November 10, 2010, 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Anyone else notice his lack of facial hair, third panel?

    • JK9000
      JK9000
      November 10, 2010, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

      Now that you’ve pointed it out, I can’t stop staring at it.

      • T Campbell
        T Campbell
        November 10, 2010, 3:09 pm | # | Reply

        We’ll fix that sooner or later.

        • Phil
          Flo
          November 10, 2010, 6:48 pm | # | Reply

          IT’S A MIRACLE.

          • Dojang
            Dojang
            November 10, 2010, 9:41 pm | # | Reply

            IF ONLY BYRON COULD GROW A MOUSTACHE THIS WAY.

          • Zerp
            Zerp
            November 10, 2010, 10:13 pm | # | Reply

            A MIRRRRRRRRRAAAAAACLE

          • Locke
            Locke
            November 11, 2010, 1:30 am | # | Reply

            IT’S AN ACT OF THE BEARD GOD!!

            • Dojang
              Dojang
              November 11, 2010, 2:11 am | # | Reply

              BEARDS FOR THE BEARD GOD!

              • Organum
                Organum
                November 11, 2010, 4:12 am | # | Reply

                Is that a Dwarf Fortress reference?

                • Dojang
                  Dojang
                  November 11, 2010, 4:16 am | # | Reply

                  warhammer. khorne is the blood god. his minions are constantly yelling- “blood for the blood god”

                  • Organum
                    Organum
                    November 11, 2010, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

                    Ah. People on the Dwarf Fortress forum do the same thing. Now I know where they got it from.

              • Phil
                Flo
                November 11, 2010, 7:56 pm | # | Reply

                I’ve been laughing at BEARDS FOR THE BEARD GOD! like all damn day today.

                So, Gold Star.

                • Dojang
                  Dojang
                  November 12, 2010, 11:22 am | # | Reply

                  about time i got one of these.

                • Locke
                  Locke
                  November 14, 2010, 3:14 am | # | Reply

                  You fixed it! How could you hide a miracle of the BEARD GODS?! Heretics! Hiding the TRUTH!

                  • SamB
                    SamB
                    November 20, 2010, 1:44 am | # | Reply

                    That was the miracle!

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          November 10, 2010, 7:53 pm | # | Reply

          Praise Jebus!

  19. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    November 10, 2010, 8:40 am | # | Reply

    Gasp!

  20. Hawk
    Hawk
    November 10, 2010, 9:02 am | # | Reply

    Well. If Byron doesn’t get the hint, Syr may have to get a little more…hmm…direct.

    *goes off to write raunchy fanfic*

    • tejón
      tejón
      November 10, 2010, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Well, see, there’s this thing we wood elves call “getting moreso…”

      • G@T0R
        G@T0R
        November 10, 2010, 10:29 am | # | Reply

        It occurs to me that any culture could use that excuse to try to get away with things. In my culture we remove our clothing and jump on bed. what? its customary damn’t. I swear i’m not making this up.

  21. barsukthom
    barsukthom
    November 10, 2010, 9:33 am | # | Reply

    legen-wait for it-dary mating call of the Bazoomians of Amazonia
    was “I amme SOOO drunke.”

    • G@T0R
      G@T0R
      November 10, 2010, 1:00 pm | # | Reply

      that’s sounds an awful lot like the dryads from warcraft three. you know, when you clicked on them too many times and they would say “I’ll use my human mating call, I’m SO wasted”

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        November 10, 2010, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        What happens if you click on them FOUR times?

        • Locke
          Locke
          November 11, 2010, 1:31 am | # | Reply

          Imagine that scene from Evil Dead, except… Well…. You know what, you *don’t* want to know.

  22. Sineplex
    Sineplex
    November 10, 2010, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    *timid voice* Okay I get it. I take back what I said.

  23. Packbat
    Packbat
    November 10, 2010, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    Best. Translation. Ever.

  24. Snowblind
    Snowblind
    November 10, 2010, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    He got lei’d!

    • Evee
      Evee
      November 10, 2010, 2:24 pm | # | Reply

      oh god how did no one make that yet?

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        November 11, 2010, 9:36 am | # | Reply

        Some o fus were practicing restraint…

  25. Rentok
    Rentok
    November 10, 2010, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t know. I don’t really see the two of them together. Not in a romantic relationship, anyways. The favour translates into “Let me buy you an ale.” That hardly strikes me as romantic. The flowery appearance, while potentially romantic in nature, I’m more inclined to write down as being due to “Wood Elviness”.

    While I could be wrong and there COULD be romance between them, I would not be surprised at all if they continued as simply friends.

    • Pikey
      Pikey
      November 11, 2010, 3:02 am | # | Reply

      The favour translates into “Let me buy you an ale.” That hardly strikes me as romantic.

      Well, how about ‘Can I buy you a drink?’

  26. The Lompawax
    The Lompawax
    November 10, 2010, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one bothered he called Syr’nj a ‘ho’?

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      November 10, 2010, 5:51 pm | # | Reply

      It was more of a “Sing ho! for the life of a bear” kind of ho.

  27. Intruder
    Intruder
    November 10, 2010, 3:51 pm | # | Reply

    What, there hasn’t been a d’awww yet? Someone fix that.

    • Pi
      Pi
      November 10, 2010, 5:56 pm | # | Reply

      I’d be more than happy to.

      D’AWWWWWW :D

    • Zerp
      Zerp
      November 10, 2010, 10:14 pm | # | Reply

      No D’awwww for you. Except for Pi but he doesn’t count.

  28. Dojang
    Dojang
    November 10, 2010, 6:13 pm | # | Reply

    when in hawaii. it’s called a “Lei” isn’t it?

    syr’nj in a grass skirt, there’s a mental image. wait, i’m an artist. why does it need to be a mental image? brb.

    • Twigs
      Twigs
      November 11, 2010, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      This is the meaning of art =)

      • Twigs
        Twigs
        November 11, 2010, 12:36 am | # | Reply

        Also, please show us when it’s finished.

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          November 11, 2010, 2:10 am | # | Reply

          aloha.
          http://dojang.deviantart.com/art/guilded-185762111

          • Hawk
            Hawk
            November 11, 2010, 8:05 am | # | Reply

            Damn she has nice thighs.
            …
            What?

          • Phil
            Flo
            November 11, 2010, 8:15 am | # | Reply

            Hah! Wonderful.

            • Dojang
              Dojang
              November 12, 2010, 6:27 am | # | Reply

              i should do this kind of thing more often.

              guilded age deserves more fanart than it gets.
              (and less about raping the monarchy. who encouraged that?!?)

              • Yahtzee
                Yahtzee
                November 13, 2010, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

                to Dojang :
                It’s … quite unusual to see Syr’nj in that kind of garb. And very interesting, by the way. :-)

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            November 11, 2010, 10:53 am | # | Reply

            Eek!

  29. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    November 10, 2010, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

    …what’s with that caption? Ale is the only reason most of us wake up in the morning.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      November 11, 2010, 9:39 am | # | Reply

      ‘Cause whiskey puts us out ’til noon.

  30. the Indomitable Eric
    the Indomitable Eric
    November 11, 2010, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    I’m surprised the comments went this long without making a wood joke.

    • Bear
      Bear
      November 11, 2010, 12:48 am | # | Reply

      It would seem soo. I only stick to other branches of jokes.

      • Locke
        Locke
        November 11, 2010, 1:32 am | # | Reply

        You missed two perfectly good floral puns above, most of them pertaining to Byron’s new rose-ary.

        Okay, yes, I know that that one was just reaching.

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          November 11, 2010, 2:11 am | # | Reply

          just leaf it alone.
          (also, lei-ve it alone…)

          • Hawk
            Hawk
            November 11, 2010, 8:07 am | # | Reply

            I refer you, sirs, to the following:
            http://www.oglaf.com/stamen/

            Just because you all deserve to have it inflicted on you.

            • barsukthom
              barsukthom
              November 11, 2010, 9:39 am | # | Reply

              I’d hate to go out on a limb here, but-
              No REALLY.

            • Dojang
              Dojang
              November 11, 2010, 5:50 pm | # | Reply

              this isn’t by the platinum grit guys, is it? looks a little like their stuff.

  31. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    November 11, 2010, 2:48 am | # | Reply

    ….So, how does he know she didn’t just propose to him and he unwittingly accepted? She’s supposedly the good and honest type, but hey, I’ve known characters who’ve pulled the ‘you don’t really understand my culture and I’m the only member of my race in this group so I’m gonna pull a fast one on your ass the entire campaign’.

  32. gjh42
    gjh42
    November 11, 2010, 10:13 am | # | Reply

    True incident: Back around college days, my girlfriend’s straitlaced, shy (and virgin) female friend went to a New Year’s party with us, and afterward commented “I got a little horny and a lei.”

  33. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    November 13, 2010, 7:55 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t take that drink– she’s trying to slip you a leafy!

  34. Mojosman
    Mojosman
    November 22, 2015, 10:50 am | # | Reply

    NOW KISS.

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