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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Hence that general is skilful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skilful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack.' - Sun Tzu

Chapter 8 – Page 9

on December 15, 2010
Chapter: Chapter 08
└ Tags: Gravedust, Iver
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  1. kagato23
    kagato23
    December 15, 2010, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    That is one tall dick! I knew we couldn’t trust him when he was all shaved.

    • The Unreal
      The Unreal
      December 15, 2010, 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      Never trust a shaven dwarf.

      • FreddeX
        FreddeX
        May 17, 2011, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        And never trust an elf with a beard.

    • Nekropancser
      Nekropancser
      December 15, 2010, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

      He is not tall at all… He is a dwarf you know…

  2. Marty
    Marty
    December 15, 2010, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I suppose it’s easier to pile the feces to dwarf height, but that’s still an impressive feat.

  3. Lloyd
    Lloyd
    December 15, 2010, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Powerful scene, well done.

  4. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 15, 2010, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Funny, considering Gravedust talks to dead people, you would think one of his dead co-worker would give him a heads up or something…. waitaminute!

    Love the last line from the villain, classic!

    • BarGamer
      BarGamer
      December 15, 2010, 1:45 am | # | Reply

      That’s my thought, too. It’s possible that Gravedust is acting like he got poisoned until he can get to safety, then he can shoot ghost-imbued arrows all he wants.

      • flevine
        flevine
        December 15, 2010, 6:06 am | # | Reply

        Actually, someone may actively be preventing a heads-up, given the precedent set here:

        http://guildedage.net/webcomic/chapter-5/chapter-5-page-4/

        If they were actively waging a campaign to eliminate all of the mystics, they probably had to think about that since they probably couldn’t kill everyone at once.

      • bob the 6th
        bob the 6th
        December 15, 2010, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

        true dwarvs get a huge bounes to poison resistence

  5. Kayosiv
    Kayosiv
    December 15, 2010, 12:30 am | # | Reply

    First time we’ve seen Gravedust so rattled before, and he’s been in life threatening situations. I can’t tell if John made him a bit “too scared” looking or if he genuinely is terrified out of his mind for the first time in the comic.

    • Emil
      Emil
      December 15, 2010, 12:35 am | # | Reply

      Actually, from the look of it, it would seem Gravedust has been poisoned rather than being frightened. Limp arm at side, wine goblet knocked over…

    • Ian
      Ian
      December 15, 2010, 12:38 am | # | Reply

      I think that’s the poison.

      • Alice Macher
        Alice Macher
        December 15, 2010, 12:45 am | # | Reply

        I think so, too. That would explain why he’s slumped over in the last panel.

      • Aust
        Aust
        December 15, 2010, 12:46 am | # | Reply

        Ouch. If he’s shaking like that from poison, it really wasn’t a fun one. Let’s just hope that Syr’nj can do something about its effects…

    • Catbus
      Catbus
      December 15, 2010, 7:18 am | # | Reply

      I vote “too scared.” Goggling and shaking like someone out of Scooby-Doo is out of character for Gravedust.

      Let the dude keep his dignity. This is like Peter Jackson writing in dwarf-tossing jokes and shit.

      • kagato23
        kagato23
        December 15, 2010, 7:54 am | # | Reply

        … that wouldn’t be a bad thing, that’d be an AWESOME thing. Imagine dwarf tossed armies, bringing death from above off cliffsides and moutaintops. And 30 pages devoted to the history of this tradition!

  6. Laughing Collie
    Laughing Collie
    December 15, 2010, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    Whoa! He poisoned Gravedust, didn’t he? That’s why the goblet is tipped over, and Gravedust’s head is resting on the table in the last panel… and the two guards have no weapons drawn?

  7. gjnii
    gjnii
    December 15, 2010, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m thinking maybe thats just the drugged food at work. Thats usually how the whole villain exposition thing works.

  8. gjnii
    gjnii
    December 15, 2010, 12:44 am | # | Reply

    Also that is one INTENSELY evil looking chest in the background. I’m more scared of it than I am of the thugs!

    • John
      John
      December 15, 2010, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      That’s Iver’s war chest.
      (or very angry chest.)

  9. Malificus
    Malificus
    December 15, 2010, 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I feel I can say with absolute confidence, that was that, and we will never see Gravedust again, except for flashbacks and possibly his funeral.

    • Dusty668
      Dusty668
      December 15, 2010, 1:58 am | # | Reply

      Yup, that’s the last we’ll see of him, evar.

      • Yahtzee
        Yahtzee
        December 15, 2010, 4:00 am | # | Reply

        Aww, c’mon mates ! Gravedust can’t possibly die like this … can he ?

        • Malificus
          Malificus
          December 15, 2010, 8:49 am | # | Reply

          What, don’t you think poison is a deadly enough way to die?

          • K...
            K...
            December 15, 2010, 9:55 pm | # | Reply

            Isn’t it already pretty common for mystics to consume mind altering and potentially lethal substances? I think the beardless wonder was more straight forward with the other mystics and just jabbed the pointy end of his razor in their guts.

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      December 15, 2010, 8:43 am | # | Reply

      This ISN’T godsblighted DRAGONeffingLANCE!

      What, me, bitter?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 15, 2010, 8:08 pm | # | Reply

      Normally I’d expect GD to make some acid trip through “the land of the dead” before miraculously resurrecting. Now, hopefully, GA will avoid the usual bs but I don’t think even they would kill off a main character jus’ like that.

      But who knows, maybe GD gets replaced by Best. *trollface*

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        December 16, 2010, 8:15 am | # | Reply

        Here’s your Earl Grey, Hot. What funny taste? Maybe you’ve got a cold.

  10. Dojang
    Dojang
    December 15, 2010, 12:55 am | # | Reply

    that’s the most garbled translation of that ping fa quote i’ve heard.
    perhaps more applicable is the one about keeping your movements unseen.

    THERE’S THE CAPSIZED CUP. the drained drink. all those other things we called it. almost missed it.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 15, 2010, 3:52 am | # | Reply

      When I quoted the princess bride and said the drinks were poisoned two strips ago, I did it simply because they’d both just drunk from goblets and I thought it was funny. I didn’t actually think Gravedust was gonna get poisoned.

      Ah well, let’s say now that the most awesome thing to happen would be for mr. evil to flee screaming from the tent shouting “Oh my gods! Those Orcs killed Gravedust!”

      • John
        John
        December 15, 2010, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

        Goblins, Ahdok. Those are Goblins.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          December 15, 2010, 1:15 pm | # | Reply

          and his inability to distinguish one from the other *proves* that he’s not working with them. :D

          • John
            John
            December 15, 2010, 11:05 pm | # | Reply

            Ah, Good point! ;)

  11. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 15, 2010, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    Nooo Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. >:)

  12. 1d4caltrop
    1d4caltrop
    December 15, 2010, 1:14 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust’s final thought before blacking out: “I knew I should have built up an immunity to iocaine powder!”

  13. Gabe
    Gabe
    December 15, 2010, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    Everything about that warlord said “sleazebag.” The smarmy executive hairstyle, the smug familiarity with Gravedust, the frivolous and expensive tent mural. No good I tell you!

    • Gabe
      Gabe
      December 15, 2010, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Tried to upload a Gravatar. This is a test.

  14. 'Nym-O-Maniac
    'Nym-O-Maniac
    December 15, 2010, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    Darn it, Bandit. Now you’ve done it.

  15. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    December 15, 2010, 1:49 am | # | Reply

    What a surprise, obvious evil guy is evil.

  16. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    December 15, 2010, 1:53 am | # | Reply

    There’s a LOT of liquid draining out of that goblet… I don’t think Gravedust drank enough to actually die… they may have to go save his ass the way they went after Frigg.

    • bugstomper
      bugstomper
      December 15, 2010, 2:33 am | # | Reply

      Or he figured it out in time and is faking it, conveniently draining the cup on the floor in the process.

    • Dojang
      Dojang
      December 15, 2010, 6:55 am | # | Reply

      they’re only little fellahs. doesn’t take much.

      • BeetlesBane
        BeetlesBane
        December 15, 2010, 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        Yes they are little, but they’re dwarfs.

        • Dojang
          Dojang
          December 15, 2010, 4:46 pm | # | Reply

    • Bavette
      Bavette
      December 15, 2010, 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      Dwarfs get a natural +4 against poisons. Har har.

  17. Locke
    Locke
    December 15, 2010, 2:17 am | # | Reply

    Oh. Wow. Poor Gravedust. That… That broke him.

    Also, new Artist (who’s name I will remember eventually), screw you. That one panel is just TOO emotive. Gravedust just looks… Crap, you’re too good, you know that?

    • John
      John
      December 15, 2010, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

      The name’s Waltrip…

      John Waltrip.

      And I’ve been told that before.

      • Biscuit
        Biscuit
        December 16, 2010, 11:06 am | # | Reply

        Strange, I always thought it was Opaldinger Stevenson. I really gottA work on my memory

  18. Hoo-ya
    Hoo-ya
    December 15, 2010, 2:21 am | # | Reply

    Damn.

    Hate to break it to you, Gravedust, but you just got roflstomped. With POISON of all things.

  19. Atnas
    Atnas
    December 15, 2010, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    He’s not shaking in fright, you dolts! It’s the poison.

    I’m wondering what will happen next. Will he die?

    • CatOfEvilGenius
      CatOfEvilGenius
      December 15, 2010, 3:03 am | # | Reply

      More likely the shock of his culture being butchered, not to mention his brethren. His own death may not scare him, but we know he cares a great deal about the plight of his people. The poison probably didn’t help.

      • Atnas
        Atnas
        December 15, 2010, 5:03 am | # | Reply

        No, not that either. Gravedust isn’t some sort of anime old man going “HUH?” and repeating all statements to himself. He’s simply succumbing to the poison, which is why he’s not even saying anything.

  20. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    December 15, 2010, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    Dude— Mini Boris Yeltsin is hardcore.

  21. ahdok
    ahdok
    December 15, 2010, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    I’m sorry Rage. I poisoned your wine. For the good of the land!

  22. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    December 15, 2010, 4:06 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust is a mystic. He talks to the dead. He doesn’t see dead people.

    HE KNOWS DEAD PEOPLE. THEY’RE HIS COWORKERS.

    This is the requisite death he needs to take his prestige class.

    • Zizek
      Zizek
      December 15, 2010, 4:17 am | # | Reply

      Maybe we’ll get a scene where the dead mystics berate him for not seeing it coming.

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        December 15, 2010, 8:45 am | # | Reply

        “Dude, like, couldn’t you check in with uss once in a while?”
        “You weren’t supposed to all be DEAD!”

      • Xero01
        Xero01
        December 15, 2010, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

        There was a link further up possibly explaining why the dead couldn’t let him know of the betrayal. If it was in fact correct, awesome use of such an old breadcrumb page. Thats why real dwarves drink Beer grave dust, not namby pamby elven wine…

  23. Jonboy
    Jonboy
    December 15, 2010, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    Anybody notice the Bird decoration behind Iver’s head in the last panel? Very much in tune with a Nazi Party-eagle isnt it? Nice how that was snuck in there.

    Also; Gravedust!!! NOOOO!!!

    • streptos
      streptos
      December 15, 2010, 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      More like an antique roman eagle in this context I think.

      • Tolrick
        Tolrick
        December 16, 2010, 10:47 am | # | Reply

        Given the water pitcher right next to it, I’d say it’s a ring on a stand to hold a towel. I almost thought it might be set onto the wall, but then I remembered it’s a tent.

        • John
          John
          December 16, 2010, 3:18 pm | # | Reply

          Right you are, Tolrick!

  24. Silvermane
    Silvermane
    December 15, 2010, 5:32 am | # | Reply

    Oh noes!!! Gravedust! You think he would have “felt a disturbance in the force” or something when all the mystics were killed. I hope he’s ok.

  25. Schrödingers Katze
    Schrödingers Katze
    December 15, 2010, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

    WUT?!?
    Never trust a dwarf without a beard, never had a word been more true. Tsk, tsk, tsk, dwarfes killing dwarfes. Thats the task of orks, trolls and sakven, this bastard is making us workless.

  26. Scribble
    Scribble
    December 15, 2010, 5:33 pm | # | Reply

    My only gripe is with the non-illustrated rug…

    • Mumble Peg
      Mumble Peg
      December 16, 2010, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

      Ditto. The character art is great, and so is the art for all the background elements, but the bitmap images used for background texture are too jarring. I know it’s hard to make the ground look good in a simplified cartoon style, but there’s got to be some other way . . .

  27. Hawk
    Hawk
    December 15, 2010, 6:43 pm | # | Reply

    GRAAAAAVVYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

  28. Frogleap
    Frogleap
    December 16, 2010, 5:39 am | # | Reply

    In truth, Gravedust got bored of his speech and fell asleep.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 16, 2010, 11:44 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, Gravy’s just sleepin’. Tommorow we’ll go to the pound and get you a new dwarf.

  29. Harrowed
    Harrowed
    December 16, 2010, 11:56 am | # | Reply

    So with Dwarfs it’s the opposite of the goatee rule?

    • Pyre
      Pyre
      December 18, 2010, 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Yes, precisely.

  30. SLG
    SLG
    December 17, 2010, 8:46 pm | # | Reply

    “So, thanks for dropping by.” Half-wondering if he (the character) did it on purpose.

  31. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    December 19, 2010, 2:08 am | # | Reply

    Those goblins should stroll over to Goblins the Webcomic. They’d be able to one punch anything smaller than a troll there.

  32. Venalitor
    Venalitor
    April 22, 2012, 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Damn! I just came to this comic and am finding it awesome.
    After the “Never ask how things could be worse” bit, followed by Gravedust actually being warmly welcomed I didn’t expect betrayal at all. Bravo!

  33. James Rye
    James Rye
    June 15, 2012, 5:00 pm | # | Reply

    Dwarves and Goblins working hand in hand, what has the world come to? D:

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