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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Looks like our hero has found himself in quite the sticky situation.

Chapter 9 – Page 11

on February 18, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 09
└ Tags: Best
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  1. Sentora
    Sentora
    February 18, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Those…aren’t sticks.

    That’s HAIR.

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 18, 2011, 7:27 am | # | Reply

      Nah, the Land Sharks are really, really into Jethro Tull and that’s their monument to Ian Anderson.

      • Sentora
        Sentora
        February 18, 2011, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

        Don’t discourage my hopes of a large creature giving new meaning to ‘Shit Elf’

        • Bob
          Bob
          February 19, 2011, 3:10 am | # | Reply

          Keep your fetishes out of this please.

    • Larry
      Larry
      February 18, 2011, 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

    • Riotllama
      Riotllama
      February 18, 2011, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

      Giant hairy sand worm!

      • Locke
        Locke
        February 20, 2011, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

        Like Bob said, please keep fetishes out of this.

    • Twigs
      Twigs
      March 26, 2011, 4:10 pm | # | Reply

      Talking of hair, I like how Best and his mount have exactly the same hairstyle in the same colour. It was a 2-for-1 deal.

      • FreddeX
        FreddeX
        May 18, 2011, 4:19 am | # | Reply

        Speaking of his mount, is it just me or is Keirnas a chocobo? :)

    • Joe
      Joe
      July 25, 2013, 10:53 pm | # | Reply

      I was guessing breathing pipes, like they buried a bunch of people and are pushing him into them…

  2. Gabe
    Gabe
    February 18, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    They ARE landsharks. Would it be too obvious if a bunch of fins were sticking out of the sand?

    • Wyrd
      Wyrd
      February 18, 2011, 11:15 am | # | Reply

      My thoughts exactly. Those are breathing tubes for the landsharks taking a nap under the sand.

  3. Alma
    Alma
    February 18, 2011, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Ooooh. Those are breathing tubes aren’t they? Best is going to join the rest of the group in floaty-tube-land isn’t he?

    • Moe Lane
      Moe Lane
      February 18, 2011, 12:12 am | # | Reply

      OK: Best is a schmuck, but that’s a total railroad.

      • Andras
        Andras
        February 18, 2011, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

        It looks more like a total herd, really.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      February 18, 2011, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      If those are land shark snorkels, thats allot of land sharks.

  4. Pikey
    Pikey
    February 18, 2011, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Sorry, man. Can’t think of Best as ‘our hero’. Gigantic douche, and all that. Y’understand.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 18, 2011, 3:34 am | # | Reply

      Sticks and stones may break his bones but names will never… actually having your bones broken is pretty bad.

      • Hellhound
        Hellhound
        February 18, 2011, 4:43 am | # | Reply

        And that are a lot of sticks to break his bones.

    • Doop doop
      Doop doop
      February 18, 2011, 5:28 am | # | Reply

      I’m personally trying to figure out how long it’s gonna be that Best is the hero.

      • Pikey
        Pikey
        February 18, 2011, 11:06 am | # | Reply

        I think the unsatisfying thing about this arc is that with the group there’s all the delightful interactions and banter between the characters, while this is just GD trying to act cool.

        I’m patient enough to wait it out, but less than thrilled about the current storyline.

  5. Dean
    Dean
    February 18, 2011, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Best looks like he’s in trouble now, but I’m sure he’ll be able to stick it out.

    • TheGreyJedi
      TheGreyJedi
      February 18, 2011, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      I hope it’s not too prickly a situation.

    • Gabe
      Gabe
      February 18, 2011, 1:47 am | # | Reply

      I’m sure he’ll stick it to ’em, the danged dirtfish.

      • Danny
        Danny
        February 18, 2011, 2:18 am | # | Reply

        I’m going to stick around to find out whats going to happen.

        • Freako
          Freako
          February 18, 2011, 2:44 am | # | Reply

          Indeed. Anyone who dislikes the comic can stick it up their ass.

          • Caitlin
            Caitlin
            February 18, 2011, 9:19 am | # | Reply

            I wonder what the others wood do when confronted with this stickuation.

            • Mr Ak
              Mr Ak
              February 19, 2011, 5:31 am | # | Reply

              I reckon they’d have twigged to it a lot earlier.

              • Mr Ak
                Mr Ak
                February 19, 2011, 5:31 am | # | Reply

                Crap. Someone did that one below me. My bad.

                My carelessness should be punished.

              • Jean-Luc
                Jean-Luc
                February 20, 2011, 9:31 am | # | Reply

                Sticks and stones…

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 18, 2011, 3:31 am | # | Reply

      He’s in danger, but he hasn’t twigged yet.

      • Yarrr
        Yarrr
        February 18, 2011, 7:07 am | # | Reply

        Hope he branches out into new tactics.

        • Ishmael
          Ishmael
          February 18, 2011, 10:11 am | # | Reply

          If anything, we know that his bark is just as bad as his bite. He’ll be fine.

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            February 19, 2011, 3:40 am | # | Reply

            I’m sure next time we’ll come to the root of the problem.

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        February 18, 2011, 11:00 am | # | Reply

        Everyone’s stuck on the sticks – but I notice he failed his Bluff check.

        Also, I think they’re breathing tubes. Or maybe giant’s party toothpicks!

        • AMRIV
          AMRIV
          February 18, 2011, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

          I hate to be a stickler, but I believe they are javelins.

  6. karishi
    karishi
    February 18, 2011, 12:19 am | # | Reply

    A surprisingly clever move from the landsharks. No musician likes being forced to perform out in the sticks.

    • Plover
      Plover
      February 18, 2011, 12:54 am | # | Reply

      Win.

    • fr00p
      fr00p
      February 18, 2011, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      ya – on’y when dey de-spear-at.

    • Haley
      Haley
      February 18, 2011, 2:53 am | # | Reply

      what you did: it is there and I see it

    • Phil
      Flo
      February 18, 2011, 7:58 am | # | Reply

      Gold Star.

  7. Iocane
    Iocane
    February 18, 2011, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Spears from some kind of spear launcher.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      February 18, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

      that makes sense, he’s being herded to their firing rang.

      • Ishmael
        Ishmael
        February 18, 2011, 10:16 am | # | Reply

        Looking at the way the sticks are in the sand, I’d agree. Those look like fresh impacts to me.

  8. Loyal
    Loyal
    February 18, 2011, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    That’s… a LOT of landsharks for ambushing a single dude.

    • Frelance
      Frelance
      February 18, 2011, 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Well, one landshark has this idea: I’m gonna ambush this guy! Landshark next to him says: Hey guy, I’m gonna ambush this guy! … soon… comic.

    • solna
      solna
      February 18, 2011, 12:53 am | # | Reply

      the best kind of kill is overkill, after all.

      also, the more you throw at a target, the more likely you are to hit it, just on pure probability.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      February 18, 2011, 12:58 am | # | Reply

      Must be Shark Week.

  9. Freedenstroup
    Freedenstroup
    February 18, 2011, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Those aren’t landsharks! They be instance barriers!

  10. RJ
    RJ
    February 18, 2011, 12:42 am | # | Reply

    we’re gonna kill that guy up…. Come on now get it over with!!!!

  11. Math_Mage
    Math_Mage
    February 18, 2011, 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Sharks rise, everyone dies?

  12. Steneub
    Steneub
    February 18, 2011, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    HEY GUY I’M STAB YOU

    • kenneth
      kenneth
      February 18, 2011, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Korean gold farmers? I knew it!

      • Lynxx
        Lynxx
        February 18, 2011, 1:36 am | # | Reply

        YES.

  13. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    February 18, 2011, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    They are trying, thats how many times they missed those other dudes.

  14. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    February 18, 2011, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Someone set him up, the bum.

    • Hawk
      Hawk
      February 18, 2011, 11:02 am | # | Reply

      what you say!

      • Alechsa
        Alechsa
        February 18, 2011, 11:39 pm | # | Reply

        Follow every stick — er zig….

  15. Rook
    Rook
    February 18, 2011, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    ‘Sticks’?

    Come on Best, I expected you to be smarter then that.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 18, 2011, 3:35 am | # | Reply

      “stick?”

      “…Figures.”

      • Ishmael
        Ishmael
        February 18, 2011, 10:12 am | # | Reply

        Tune in next Monday for the xkcd/Guilded Age crossover.

        • Blogonomicon
          Blogonomicon
          February 19, 2011, 5:07 pm | # | Reply

          If GA and xkcd exist in the same world, then that explains Best’s apparent sexual magnetism: He just has to use words with multiple consecutive vowels.

          • Miklanin
            Miklanin
            February 21, 2011, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

            Hmm…howzabout euouae?

  16. ThatGuy
    ThatGuy
    February 18, 2011, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    well if they do indeed have a hive mind. then you can merely think of the outer sharks being like the fingers that draw him to the “mouth” of the beast. the beast being the bulk of them. its actually a scarey thought.

  17. Locke
    Locke
    February 18, 2011, 1:59 am | # | Reply

    Hey landsharks, is that a large forest of sticks, or are you all just happy to see me?

  18. Eldrazi
    Eldrazi
    February 18, 2011, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    “HEY GUY I’M STAB YOU”

    Truly deserving of accolades, the rhetoric of the angry shark-man.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      February 18, 2011, 9:38 pm | # | Reply

      T-Shirt

  19. Sortelli
    Sortelli
    February 18, 2011, 2:40 am | # | Reply

    Minefield.

    • TexasNinjaBuzzard
      TexasNinjaBuzzard
      February 18, 2011, 5:29 am | # | Reply

      Yourfield?

      • barsukthom
        barsukthom
        February 18, 2011, 8:48 am | # | Reply

        Wherefield?

        • Soulwind
          Soulwind
          February 18, 2011, 9:35 am | # | Reply

          Therefield

          • ThisGuy
            ThisGuy
            February 18, 2011, 10:27 am | # | Reply

            Cloverfield?

            • Hawk
              Hawk
              February 18, 2011, 11:02 am | # | Reply

              nooooooooooooo

              • Novijen
                Novijen
                February 18, 2011, 11:09 pm | # | Reply

                No no no , like this.

                *deep breath*

                NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

                • Hawk
                  Hawk
                  February 18, 2011, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

                  Oh, I stand corrected then.

                  ./right field

  20. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    February 18, 2011, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    All of you do realize that if what’s ahead is a bunch of sharks under the sand, then Best is pretty much obligated to just simply jump over ’em?

    • AnchorJG
      AnchorJG
      February 18, 2011, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      *slow-clap*

  21. Shadow of Light
    Shadow of Light
    February 18, 2011, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Stick it to ‘im, sharkies.

  22. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 18, 2011, 3:33 am | # | Reply

    that chocobo does not look happy.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      February 18, 2011, 5:12 am | # | Reply

      Well, considering the circumstances, would you be happy? What with the sharks, and the stabs, and the sticks. And having to bear Best’s backside around the boonies…

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        February 18, 2011, 11:03 am | # | Reply

        nicely alliterative! i found myself trying to work out a tune for those phrases

  23. Baldur
    Baldur
    February 18, 2011, 7:07 am | # | Reply

    The land…mines of Moria

    • barsukthom
      barsukthom
      February 18, 2011, 8:49 am | # | Reply

      I suspect Best prefers strip…mines.

      • Baldur
        Baldur
        February 18, 2011, 11:27 pm | # | Reply

        Shall we strike a deal with “Landmines made by Landsharks”, going once, going twice…?

  24. AL_Tech
    AL_Tech
    February 18, 2011, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    I dont “like” Best, but I think he’s quite capable, I would fight with him, but not party with him….too selfish for me.

  25. Karishi
    Karishi
    February 18, 2011, 9:56 am | # | Reply

    Be really dang careful if they suddenly stop following, Best. You saw avians flying out of the city in formation. For that matter, ambassador-designate chickenfu-*cough* Gondolessa implied heavily that airships were a clear possibility.

  26. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    February 18, 2011, 10:01 am | # | Reply

    How does that ‘Axe’ not fall off the back of big bird there? RPG physics… like where the f$%# did that sword come from?

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      February 18, 2011, 10:14 am | # | Reply

      It’s Best’s magnetic personality.

      In all seriousness, he probably has the strap on the back tightened all the way down to just the base of the neck and the bottom of the axe. That way he can loop it around, say, his sleeping mat or a knob or something and it won’t slide around and cut his mount’s ass off.

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        February 18, 2011, 11:07 am | # | Reply

        I would agree. Also, just wanna say, the saddle in the last panel is really well drawn. First time I’ve seen a saddle on a bird-type mount that makes any kind of sense.

      • Riotllama
        Riotllama
        February 18, 2011, 11:35 pm | # | Reply

        heh heh. His knob.

  27. G@T0R
    G@T0R
    February 18, 2011, 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    If those are breathing tubes… do they just hang out there all day? and then bring in the night shift and alternate? I mean… that’s usually the type of maneuver you only use when you’re expecting an immediate attack (kinda like if they had a trojan horse just sitting around with troops inside it waiting for the next city to ambush… you know, eventually). The only other alternative is that they somehow signaled ahead and the landsharks are just very quick burrowers.

    • Hawk
      Hawk
      February 18, 2011, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

      They are land sharks, after all. I imagine they’re pretty good at burrowing, especially if they share any characteristics with the D&D land-shark (i.e. Bulette).
      I wonder if this is their usual “natural” hunting tactic. Herd something towards the rest of the – pod? flock? tribe? – while the tribe is all hangin’ out under the sand…

      Be funny if they did bring in a night shift, though.

      • FlyingSquirrell
        FlyingSquirrell
        February 18, 2011, 10:25 pm | # | Reply

        How do you know they aren’t like Ratchet and Clank Land Sharks? Stupid and underground, while relatively easy to kill.

  28. Frazzle.d
    Frazzle.d
    February 18, 2011, 1:32 pm | # | Reply

    I hope his performance doesn’t end up being a bit wooden.

  29. BriGuy
    BriGuy
    February 18, 2011, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Man, Jusenkyo has seen better days.

  30. Caitlin
    Caitlin
    February 18, 2011, 3:23 pm | # | Reply

    I’m supporting the theory that the woodwinds are breathing tubes for a f***ton of Landsharks.

    I suspect Best’s running into a situation where he’s almost guaranteed to die—such as The Gang Vs. Harky (and later, The Remainder of the Gang Vs. Byron). When it looks like he’s about to fail, he’ll be summoned away by whatever hoo-doo magical nonsense H.R. used to steal away the rest of the gang (assuming that’s the case AT ALL), and he’ll wind up in the yellow tube.

    This still leaves me wondering about Bandit, though. I’m hoping she wasn’t a plant working for Hurricane, but rather is going to be the one orchestrating the Great Tube Escape.

  31. Basil
    Basil
    February 18, 2011, 10:08 pm | # | Reply

    I have the unholy urge to watch Street Sharks now. Thanks guys.

  32. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    February 18, 2011, 11:45 pm | # | Reply

    If that’s a minefield… the sharks are hellastupid and have to put obvious markers so THEY don’t step on any… wonder if Best’ll fall for it.

    Yeah, I’m bringing back hella… it’s gonna be hellahuge this time. Cartman can’t ruin it this time.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      February 19, 2011, 3:48 pm | # | Reply

      If it is as you say, it’s like in Double Team!

  33. Spocktagon
    Spocktagon
    February 19, 2011, 12:45 am | # | Reply

    That’s a lot of sticks, and I wonder if they’re in any kind of order…

  34. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 19, 2011, 9:34 am | # | Reply

    Sadly, I think that Best has gotten the wrong end of the stick.

  35. BCarruth
    BCarruth
    February 19, 2011, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

    Never gonna kill you up, never gonna eat you down, never gonna say “Hey Guy – I stab you!”
    I am so incredibly sorry. It was just THERE.

  36. Jeremiah
    Jeremiah
    February 20, 2011, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    The Land sharks seem rather courteous for a savage race. Who else would be considerate enough to warn their victim of their assault?

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