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Things the Bloodshot Sisters Won't Forgive; Putting only one Rald in the collection plate, pointed questions regarding biblical inconsistencies, Chewing with your mouth open.
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Chapter 5 – Page 22

by Phil on June 18, 2010 at 12:00 am
  • Chapter 05

└ Tags: Frigg, Scarlett, The Sisterhood of the Perpetual Bloodshot Eyeball

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  1. Madcat88
    Madcat88
    June 18, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    That asn’t armor making noise it was bones a breakin.

    GO FRIGG

    Jim

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      June 18, 2010 at 3:34 am | # | Reply

      It’s not going to be long before this turns into a complete cloisterfuck, is it?

      • ali
        ali
        June 18, 2010 at 9:00 am | # | Reply

        well played, sir

      • Mic-Gold
        Mic-Gold
        June 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

        I can’t believe we went this long without using “cloisterfuck”! We went through all the nun-puns but missed that. It seems so obvious now!

        ahdok: you are a genius… at least at nun-punning.

        • zack of hiskatana
          zack of hiskatana
          August 4, 2011 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

          hims quite the PUNisher.
          seriously though some of these are quite PUNgent and not all that PUNctual

  2. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    June 18, 2010 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    “We shall have nun of this.”

    What god(ess) do these nuns pray to anyway?

    …and was that a reference to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

  3. Jasurin
    Jasurin
    June 18, 2010 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    “Let us perform his will. Let us hate with his hate”?

    That’s beautiful writing, there. It creates a depth to this setting that’s rare in any medium, and sets the tone perfectly for… well… wherever this is going. Can’t wait to see!

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      June 18, 2010 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

      Forgive us this day our daily fuckery as we torture your ass into submission or death…yay, verily, yay.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 18, 2010 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

        Amen to that.

        • Yugamic
          Yugamic
          June 20, 2010 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

          Think “daily fuckery” is my new favorite phrase.

          • ahdok
            ahdok
            June 20, 2010 at 7:40 am | # | Reply

            Isn’t that a newspaper in the UK?

            • Jean-Luc
              Jean-Luc
              June 20, 2010 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

              You must be thinking of “The Nun”.

              • zack of hiskatana
                zack of hiskatana
                August 4, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

                personally i pray to ceiling cat and code monkey.

                although with all the doritos, tab, mountain dew, and cheezburgahs
                i have to offer, it can get a bit expensive…

  4. Starphoenix
    Starphoenix
    June 18, 2010 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Creepy nuns are creepy.

  5. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    June 18, 2010 at 1:24 am | # | Reply

    I curse this page for reminding me of that fucking Jim Carrey movie.

    • SteelRaven
      SteelRaven
      June 18, 2010 at 8:58 pm | # | Reply

      At least now we now we know who to blame for that movie… evil nuns.

  6. Alex-chan
    Alex-chan
    June 18, 2010 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Hmm…. if this was a game my friends an I were playing…. and the usual barbarian player was playing Frigg….

    Well then Frigg’d be a Barb-Druid and have summoned a badger (named Roger!) to eat the sisters by now….

    Too bad for Frigg she’s not multi-classed. >.>

    • Em
      Em
      June 18, 2010 at 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Frigg’s really, really similar to how the Crusader class plays. Given she is a Crusader, that’s pretty cool.

  7. Niall
    Niall
    June 18, 2010 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Brown
    They’ll pray for you then knock you down

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Blue
    They’ll give you the old “One, Two”

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Green
    They are habitually mean

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Grey
    You join the church, you have to stay

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Black
    For confessions, they’ve a knack

    Beware of Nuns
    With eyes of Red
    When they are near, you’ll wish you’re dead

  8. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    June 18, 2010 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Zzzzzooo, gerlee. Eet appears zat choo veesh to seemplee teeck alongk on your own.
    Howefer! Ve haff vays of making you…tock.

    • Lloyd
      Lloyd
      June 18, 2010 at 8:25 pm | # | Reply

      You lanced that quote like a bengal.

  9. ahdok
    ahdok
    June 18, 2010 at 3:33 am | # | Reply

    So, rather than playing good cop bad cop, they’re playing Punch and Judy?

  10. Wahad
    Wahad
    June 18, 2010 at 4:19 am | # | Reply

    Those background nuns (the Punchers?) in the last panel look manly.

    Also, hang in there, Frigg! Show us your status as a meatshield!

  11. Silvermane
    Silvermane
    June 18, 2010 at 5:13 am | # | Reply

    Those nuns scare me! The fact that Frigg has any history with them is even more so.

  12. Surya
    Surya
    June 18, 2010 at 5:49 am | # | Reply

    It’s a worrying thought, but I think they’re still going easy on her.

  13. Rich
    Rich
    June 18, 2010 at 6:08 am | # | Reply

    The fact that Frigg has history with these nuns . . . really explains a lot, doesn’t it?

  14. Caradin
    Caradin
    June 18, 2010 at 6:16 am | # | Reply

    I kinda want to know what they consider a treat… and why they thought that sort of offer would work on a person like Frigg. Silly nuns. Even if Frigg wanted it she’d tell ya where to shove it.

    • Em
      Em
      June 18, 2010 at 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Maybe they just wanted an excuse.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      June 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

      They’re ad-ministering their special treatment to her.

  15. Em
    Em
    June 18, 2010 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

    I’m loving the eye symbol in panel 2. If I steal these nuns for a game, that eye is getting magical powers.

  16. TraderInTown
    TraderInTown
    June 18, 2010 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

    They’re going to convince her with punches to the face? Weak.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      June 18, 2010 at 8:19 pm | # | Reply

      This is my left hook.

      This is my plot hook.

      • Hawk
        Hawk
        June 19, 2010 at 9:40 am | # | Reply

        !!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 18, 2010 at 9:58 am | # | Reply

    2nd panel very much reminds me of Orthodox iconography with its positioning of the hand and fingers, check it out: http://www.orthodoxphotos.com/graphics/icon.jpg
    It’s not quite the same thing but I’d say there’s a definite reference here. And let’s not forget “Oh snap!”, there’s like layers of meaning in that panel.

    I like how nunchalant the sisters are about all this. :P I love their facial expressions as well.

    • Erica
      Erica
      June 18, 2010 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

      The best are the paintings of baby jesus holding his hands like that. There are some great ones in the cloisters in New York. I highly recommend a trip there.

    • Mic-Gold
      Mic-Gold
      June 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm | # | Reply

      Nunchalant! Another nun-pun I don’t think was used before. Well said mon capi-tan!

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        June 19, 2010 at 2:39 am | # | Reply

        God made nuns to be pun prone. It’s how he amuses himself. :)

        I think I’ll go and read again my 1st issue of Conun the Barbarinun.

        ps: Sorry about the nonsense below, had some log-in weirdness happen. This site behaves a little strangely sometimes, especially in regard to posting functionality.

        • Hypothetical
          Hypothetical
          June 19, 2010 at 3:18 am | # | Reply

          Frigg is very stoic in the face of her Nunishment.

          • ahdok
            ahdok
            June 19, 2010 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

            it’d be worse if they were wearing nunckle dusters.

            • Baronyx
              Baronyx
              June 19, 2010 at 11:27 am | # | Reply

              That’d be a Nunderstorm of Pain, there.

              • Mr Ak
                Mr Ak
                June 19, 2010 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply

                Can they not reach a nunderstanding?

                • ahdok
                  ahdok
                  June 19, 2010 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply

                  Not without a serious new nundertaking.

                  • Joe
                    Joe
                    June 19, 2010 at 5:38 pm | # | Reply

                    It appears I nunderestimated how many nun-puns there were.

                    • ahdok
                      ahdok
                      June 20, 2010 at 7:42 am | #

                      I wonder if the page breaks if you keep on replying like this?

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            June 19, 2010 at 6:51 pm | # | Reply

            How much nuns could a wood-nun nun if a wood-nun could nun nuns?

            • Jean-Luc
              Jean-Luc
              June 19, 2010 at 6:51 pm | # | Reply

              Damn, should’ve said nun-chuck

              • Jean-Luc
                Jean-Luc
                June 19, 2010 at 6:52 pm | # | Reply

                Oh and “how many nuns”, not “much”. An edit button, edit button, my kingdom for an edit button.

                • SteelRaven
                  SteelRaven
                  June 19, 2010 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

                  Nunsense

  18. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 19, 2010 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

    fdf

  19. Mr Ak
    Mr Ak
    June 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmm. Was that joke a bit too… nunderstated?

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 19, 2010 at 1:26 pm | # | Reply

      Nah, just misnunderstood. :P

  20. VexingVision
    VexingVision
    June 19, 2010 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply

    These are the creepiest nuns I have ever seen outside of satanic hentai. … wait, forget what I just said.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      June 19, 2010 at 9:31 pm | # | Reply

      Too late. Linx please.

      • SteelRaven
        SteelRaven
        June 19, 2010 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

        Dude, it’s the internet: just Google “Nuns”
        (unfortunately it is that simple)

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          June 20, 2010 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

          I’m talking about satanic hentai though I expect that’s just a google away as well.

  21. Z
    Z
    June 19, 2010 at 11:49 pm | # | Reply

    Once again, as an ex-Catholic, this series is provoking special reactions in me. In this case, a regressive episode.

  22. Tolrick
    Tolrick
    June 20, 2010 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

    Next D&D game I run, I have to borrow these nuns for a bit.
    And the entire religion really. I think I can really creep out my players.

    Maybe even worse than the day I had an undead bag of skin attack them.

  23. BoardEntity
    BoardEntity
    June 21, 2010 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    so… I’m the only one who’s favorite character was major douche payest best eh?

    well he kicks so much ass he could probably clear out this dungeon though that would not follow the future we viewed with the sky elves =/. Oh well, I always loved playing bards and battle axe guitar is just so cool.

    On another note. Just finally caught up with this comic and so now I can post things. thrilling eh? I love the character development although I feel that gravedust actually deserves a little more time. His abilities really haven’t had a chance to shine in a while but I’m sure we’ll get to see him back at work eventually.

    Board

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