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7) Giving yourself a title that advertises your greatest shame like “Klark the Kleptomaniac” or “Ian the Impotent” is:
A) A healthy way of getting out in front of the problem B) A sign you need immediate therapy C) Just good #branding, it’s more memorable and any publicity’s better than none D) Slightly contrived foreshadowing, to be honest E) HUUUAAAAGHHH
8) The race most dangerous to face in combat is:
A) Trolls, with their constant regeneration B) Land sharks, with their single-minded omnivorousness C) Humans, with their devious minds D) Gods, with their addictive memes E) A relay race, because all the runners will trample you
9) Create alliterative titles for the following party members: Harvard the ____ (a medic), Josephine the ____ (notably fair-minded), and Quentin the ____ (always adventuring)
10) Essay: Defend Gastonia from mean words the World’s Rebels might use to describe it. Be sure to cite your sources.
9) Humper (Harvard’s a randy ol’ sot), Jumpy (fair minded, and easily startled), Questionable (who can trust somebody who never bothers to stop and spend his rewards?).
I don’t know which answer in number 5 gets you better odds of joining the guild. The real one or the one that resonates with the current guildmaster.
The answer to #4 seems to read as “what is six times eight”. I think I may need an upgraded calculator.
No, there’s just something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
six times seven, by my calculation… or maybe I misunderstood your pun.
“Gods, with their addictive memes”
Hmm. Like courage wolf, eh?
See? This is systemic bias against the blue-collared adventurer, right there; your fighter types, your rogues and the like. A written test implies literacy, which greatly stacks the deck in favor of the arcane-inclined and/or the ecleciastic type. Spellcaster privilege!