Guilded Age

I could easily write four more pages that are just these two olds squabbling as they run out of the settlement and voicing their opinions on everything from the alliance with land sharks to who the heck laid these cobblestones on the road, anyway, they’re so uneven, are they meant to kill pedestrians or what, don’t undermine me, Fleck, I’m just saying, that’s all.

Hey, Hammerhead, not only does Penk think you can be seen to run, but I hear he said that monster over there was “more dangerous than any sort of shark.” You gonna take that kind of talk?

I know the real story is “we thought it would be funny,” but I’d love to see the story behind Hammerhead’s tattoo.

TIL that the Aggro-Crag was not just a thing Flo made up.