*Looks at page Guesticus is talking about* ….Yeah, that one actually looks like a bud. Thing is, most of the others looked more like what I read an actual ‘stogie’ was supposed to look like. Regardless, he has got to be the most focused stoner I’ve ever seen!
I’m guessing he’d give the House of Heterodyne a run for their money. So, a sight to see… through a very high powered telescope… in a bunker… while wearing protective gear…
Gobbles is based on Chopper Reed, isn’t he? Not to be confused with the psychotic Chopper Reid (one is dead, the other is a comic based on a dead psychopath)
Writing question: Is Goblaurence speaking a particular dialect? What accent is that? I’ve noticed his vocabulary and speech pattern since he first appeared, but I wasn’t sure it was based on anything.
On an unrelated note, I’d like to thank (IIRC) whoever it was that listed the Otherland book series in the comments long past.
I have Obsessive Reading Disorder, and I just devoured the first two books in three days. I’m currently eyeing up the next two, and wondering how much sleep I can do without, or if I can use swimming goggles full of saline solution to eliminate my need to blink while reading.
Ah, so Goblaurence was chosen to be one of the World’s Champions because he’s a high-minded individual.
The puns! THEY BURNS US
Aw, get off your high horse. If you insist on the higher forms of humor, then… roll your own.
I agree with Swagner. Whoever keeps writing them must be stoned.
Did you have to be so blunt about it?
Oh drat… I scroll down and see Gristle beat me to it :/
The punning in this thread is getting chronic.
Just look around & you can see it! The roaches! The roaches are EVERYWHERE!
I’d suggest we nip his habit in the bud but that standards he sets are too high.
Now that he has some influence there’s a chance all his grand ideas won’t go up in smoke.
He’s rather blunt, too.
Surprisingly, rolling up everything you have to say and lighting a fire under it tends to have that effect.
Or he is supposed to be a “token” goblin.
Ah well, all of these punds are fine & dandy, but I think it’s time to queue up some Jim Stafford.
Where can I find me some Hey Nonny Nonny?
I’ll point you in the direction. *points that-a-way*
And away you go!
Try your local “Bob’s Your Uncle” franchise.
That Hey, Nonny Nonny is nothing to shake a spear at, despite some people saying it’s Much Ado About Nothing.
Ha HA! So it wasn’t a cigar all that time, it was a joint! Who knew?
…………….Probably a sight to see what he’s like on the job when he’s sober.
I’ll bet the experience is wrenching.
Looks like he’s high maintenance after all.
“Who knew?” ME!!! Even mentioned he was smoking a brown joint last or the previous comic
*Looks at page Guesticus is talking about* ….Yeah, that one actually looks like a bud. Thing is, most of the others looked more like what I read an actual ‘stogie’ was supposed to look like. Regardless, he has got to be the most focused stoner I’ve ever seen!
I’m guessing he’d give the House of Heterodyne a run for their money. So, a sight to see… through a very high powered telescope… in a bunker… while wearing protective gear…
Ok, (A) I *adore* that vest! and (B) viz. hovertext: dreamshit is scary stuff… stay away from that.
That vest is a giveaway to Globlaurance’s favorite band… The Clash.
Rock the Casbah….
http://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ
He may like it, but the Sharif don’t.
You might have shot the Sharif, but didn’t shoot the Deputy.
I don’t know what regional speech patterns you are trying to go for here, but stop trying.
He’s going for that unique combination of high as shit, and goblin, and plain old weird Goblaurence.
What’s wrong with his speech patterns?
But I need the mates and the ois and the shites to remember to read his lines in Cockney. I don’t care if it’s not real Cockney.
Please note that he used the letter as his rolling paper.
At least it was good for something :P
He wasn’t rolling a letter, he was rolling a number….
Nobody’s got his number. He’s in full possession of them…Such as “possession is 9/10ths of the law.”
You mean he’s not already ornery?
…Will he go full Gamzee Makara if he stops smoking?
Nah mate,
Goes full Toecutter, he does.
Please, he’s an engineer.
He goes full Gilgamesh Wulfenbach.
I was assuming full Heterodyne, myself.
Is there a reason he can’t go all of the above?
Probably because, if he did, everyone, on every side, Gastonians, Savage Races, and Cultests, would end up dead or worse.
Melted any miserable islands to slag recently, boiling the sea around them for the next thousand years?
Gobbles is based on Chopper Reed, isn’t he? Not to be confused with the psychotic Chopper Reid (one is dead, the other is a comic based on a dead psychopath)
HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
Soooo, glad that someone got the reference :D
Careful with that Gnometown Dank. Good stuff, but you’ll be on your arse for a day or so after, having giggle fits.
Or… so I’ve heard…
Out of everything on that list, that was the one I wouldn’t mind sampling.
Writing question: Is Goblaurence speaking a particular dialect? What accent is that? I’ve noticed his vocabulary and speech pattern since he first appeared, but I wasn’t sure it was based on anything.
Goblin
And just common low goblin, but High Goblin.
On an unrelated note, I’d like to thank (IIRC) whoever it was that listed the Otherland book series in the comments long past.
I have Obsessive Reading Disorder, and I just devoured the first two books in three days. I’m currently eyeing up the next two, and wondering how much sleep I can do without, or if I can use swimming goggles full of saline solution to eliminate my need to blink while reading.
260 hours according to this web site if you don’t use drugs to stay awake: http://www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/sleep-deprivation.html
Sorry, read further down – world record is 449 hours. Should be enough to finish a book or 50.
This is just how Goblaurence rolls
And that’s why he’s on the enemy team, kids. Remember, Gastonia says drugs are bad, mm’kay?
My new favorite character
Il sont pris ma question, ils ont pris ma question !
Blind Man’s Blunt, Young Toby, Smokubus, Trollstopper (The Field-Surgeon General does not recommend use by non-Trolls)
Does anyone else hear his voice as Don Cheadle?