“I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the King and queene: deep-fry no bawkbagok. I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) gained all this girth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a puerile buffet; this most excellent rotisserie at the fair, look you, this brave o’er hanging spit, this majestical grill, fretted with golden fire: why, it appeareth no other thing to me, than a foul and savory panoply of ashes. ‘What a heap of meals is a man! How piquant in seasoning, how delectable in sapidity! In swarms and fleeing how oily and palatable! In traction how like an angler! in suspension how like a cod! To the foodie of the world? The paragon of entrees! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of gusto? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither; though by your smiling you seem to say so.”
I’m still giggling like a maniac over Sharkspear. If there’s ever another character conscription for the comic’s cast, we need to figure out a way to make him happen.
I want you to be proud of yourself today. Everywhere you go, whatever you do, be happy in the fact that you impressed someone on the internet. Thank you!
Landsharks don’t learn how to read because they won’t stop eating the books. I think the only way to focus their attention of learning how to read would be to teach them with cookbooks.
ouch… I’ve never been following these little details, when are avatars changed? Everytime there is a new chapter? I don’t want to be that guy for too long
One assumes the ‘R-r-r-right, of course! How…’ balloon was supposed to point at Magda?
It’s pointing at the bits of her that are already in HAMMERHEAD’s mouth.
“All the world’s a buffet and all the creatures merely food.” – W. Sharkspear
“Ayup, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite zest, of most excellent flavor”
*dramatically* Om nom nom – nom nom nom! – The Internet.
“I will tell you why; so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the King and queene: deep-fry no bawkbagok. I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) gained all this girth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a puerile buffet; this most excellent rotisserie at the fair, look you, this brave o’er hanging spit, this majestical grill, fretted with golden fire: why, it appeareth no other thing to me, than a foul and savory panoply of ashes. ‘What a heap of meals is a man! How piquant in seasoning, how delectable in sapidity! In swarms and fleeing how oily and palatable! In traction how like an angler! in suspension how like a cod! To the foodie of the world? The paragon of entrees! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of gusto? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither; though by your smiling you seem to say so.”
You guys… :3
I’m still giggling like a maniac over Sharkspear. If there’s ever another character conscription for the comic’s cast, we need to figure out a way to make him happen.
I want you to be proud of yourself today. Everywhere you go, whatever you do, be happy in the fact that you impressed someone on the internet. Thank you!
You’re extremely welcome :3
So, you been to da Minnesota State Fair, den, eh? You betcha!
To eat, to eat, no more.
To eat, per chance to dream (of eating)
For in that snack of death, what yummies may come
Cry “Hunger!” and let slip the hot dogs of war.
Perfect avatar for that remark, I gotta say.
I would have figured Hammerhead’s race can breath both water and air just fine, provided it’s still breathable and/or not polluted.
Friendship is MEAT.
There is no “I” in “TEAM,” but there is definitely “MEAT.”
There may be no “I” in “team,” but Hammerhead strongly implies that there is a “u” in meat…
There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pie. As in meat pie. And if you rearrange the letters of meat you get team.
And if I’m not polite there will be some of ME in the TEAM.
HAMMERHEAD gets along so well with his teammeats.
Ah the wonders of evolution.
Now we just wait for it to make use land dolphins to fight the land sharks.
Hop to it!
So Landsharks know evolution better than creationists? Works for me!
Landolphins would be so epic.
Organized headbutt squads to fight the landsharks while chanting their battle cry: “Excuse me, pardon me.”
Meat Meat?! Oh geez! Mind has been blown. :D
I’m surprised Hammerhead is holding salt there in the last panel. I would’ve taken him as more of a paprika kind of guy.
That second to last evolution…. I hope it was a short one.
As far as evolutions go.
If landsharks evolved from sharkrillas, why are there still sharkrillas?
Oh GOD, WHY are there still sharkrillas?
Guest comic author: Camdrome.
Magda appears to be an amazing ventriloquist, to be able to make Hammer-head speak her lines for her! :D
Why is she even there at all? Not that I don’t like her, but the question is for Hammerhead….. I bet he can’t read.
A land shark stopping to learn to read?
Oh well, that generates more questions (like whoever did those neat “Deep Raiders” tats on them).
Landsharks don’t learn how to read because they won’t stop eating the books. I think the only way to focus their attention of learning how to read would be to teach them with cookbooks.
Cooking takes too long…
Funny but wrong, gills are the equivalent of lungs, fish breath throught their mouth and nose too!
ouch… I’ve never been following these little details, when are avatars changed? Everytime there is a new chapter? I don’t want to be that guy for too long
Every new chapter, yes.
Unless you make your own, but where’s the fun in that?
Nowhere, that’s where!
Also, I love the lack of punctuation in Magda’s last lines. Alrighthanksforthelettergottagobye! >flee
Wait, you mean Landsharks aren’t the result of “a wizard did it”?
Well, they kinda are “A Wizard did it”. HR made them when he made that world and he is a wizard so…
Maggie dear? Why are you even still in panel 4? RUN!!!!!