Ask An Adventurer – Hide In Plain Sight
I am overwhelmed by all the kind words and wishes from you all. Things have been tough, producing the books and other KS rewards are an ongoing struggle, and y’know… having a roof cave in makes a dude want to give up.
But I can do no such thing with such great readers, such a dedicated, caring audience. So the show will go on! Thank you all for sticking around during the intermissions.
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KKK – Kobold Kracklins’ Kickstarter.
Better than popcorn. Instead of corn hulls stuck in your teeth, it’s scales.
Now all you need is Krusty doing an ad for it.
Now… the goal of the kickstarter will be a few million… for the cost of trying to genetically engineer kobolds in the real world in order to make “kracklins” out of them.
Nice boots.
I remember visiting a site that sells leather goods made from human skin (or hide if you will). Believe it or not it was totally legit. People basically sell their skin so that it may be harvested after death and apparently it’s considered top quality in the leather business, everything is terribly expensive (although this is largely due to the rarity of raw materials.
Naturally it’s the British doing it: http://www.humanleather.co.uk/ (though I’m sure there’s more than one such workshop in the world).
Umm…the more you know?
The more you know…the more terrified you become.
I might sign up for this, if I’m correct in assuming that one sells the rights to their skin and makes a heck of a profit pre-mortem.
I just have to wonder what sort of person would become a buyer…
It puts the lotion on the skin…
It’s actually a spoof site, if you’re wondering.
Such a shame it’s not real :D
Appropriate gravvy is appropriate^
Because of specialty burn wards, there already is equipment to grow small amounts of live human skin. Give the genetic researchers a few more years and there should be no limit to how much can be produced. So you could theoretically clone your hide into a jacket with matching belt, wallet, and shoulder bag. And pants as well, but then you’d be legally naked.
Hope you get your place sorted out, true fans will wait, with or without guest filler
Leather or not he has good intentions, he comes off a bit skinflint advertising in an ask column. Either he’s desperate, or he’s just trying to fleece us…
He’s still respectable though. After all, his is the only profession where success results in a tanned hide.
Actually, that would be adventuring. His success is derived from the resultant hide. Given the foundation of the Adventurers’ Guild, it’s not surprising he’s found an opportunity to scale up his business.
Dem puns
Make sure to get your kobold hides from the source, not from a scalper! Er, wait a tic…
Hey so, I am a bit late I know, but wanted to express my condolences on the ceiling debacle. Hope it gets taken care of soon, best of luck to ya.
Am I the only one who finds this shit fucked up? He’s paying people to go out and murder other people so he can make their skin into shit.
Oh you know how it is. Just because they like to eat babys and raid villages in big groups Kobolds are suddenly considered Monsters,not People .And are free for adventures to hunt without guilt , its called “saving the villagers from the monster Plague” or some other stuff.
Its a Travesty i know but what can you do?
And there will always be a greedy Merchant or two who will see this as an business helper. Thats how “People” are.
We need to start up PETK. People for the Ethical Treatment of Kobolds, of course.
Haha, kobolds aren’t people! Unless they’re an available PC race, of course.
Soyulent Green is kobolds!
I’m not following the comic as much as I’m following my drive to find out what crazy ideas you’ll come up with next. Take your time with making your life pleasant, your fans will still be here when you’ll be back with more stuff!
the strange thing, is years ago, back when my friends and i were playing boxed Set (basic, expert, companion, etc etc) D&D, my DM actually had a joke about how some monsters made good eatin’. Kobald Jerky, Ork steaks, dragon meat, rust monster fillets, sahuagin sushi, and the like. of course, you had to be careful when ordering a Salad…you usually ended up with Slaad instead.
Full Frontal Nerdity did some strips about that.
yah, the sad thing is, the joke lends itself pretty easy, of course, some executions (such as this strips) are better than others. especially with how unassuming Tignos is (and those kobald leather pants…how tacky…at least they werent chaps!)
oh (blurrkkh!) i think im gonna puke..! (dashes off)