And it’s nice to know that he’s finally learned to cut to the chase when axing questions. I’m not sure how reliable the answers are, and it looks like those kids are still on edge, but at least there’s progress.
Well he got most of the cultists and took their evil cookbook, so even if something goes wrong with the kids I don’t think he’ll be too cut up about it.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the cart to come
Guild-issue hauberk, stupid bloody tuesday
I am the axeman, they are the ax’dmen
I am the Byron, goo goo g’choo!
Don’t get me wrong: I appreciate the riff but can you read that and honestly tell me that they need more? I think they should be sharing with the rest of the class.
It’s totally the Bieber-cut kid, and he’s probably sneaking up behind you right now Byron. He’s there in panel 1 all the way on the left, then in panel 3 next to the girl in pigtails, but by panel 4 – POOF! he’s gone.
I see what you mean, also about the nose… I thought the elongated red thingie was the cross-cut of the shark’s snout, though. But it does look more like it was put back…
I thought so. What trips up the eye is that the shape of the cross-cut is a bit conical, and so doesn’t deviate from the expected profile of the nose, had the nose still been attached.
If the cross-cut had been more of a perfect oval, it wouldn’t be confusing at all, I think.
There is an chance that they are lying, kill ’em all! … Sorry, slipped into the mindset of one of my “Dark Heresy” characters there for a while. He and cultists… Don’t get along that well! ;)
Yeah you gotta learn from the past Y’now.
Speaking of the past, I’m glad he’s finally out of his funk. Mopey, angsty Byron just didn’t hack it.
*clapclap*
And it’s nice to know that he’s finally learned to cut to the chase when axing questions. I’m not sure how reliable the answers are, and it looks like those kids are still on edge, but at least there’s progress.
Well he got most of the cultists and took their evil cookbook, so even if something goes wrong with the kids I don’t think he’ll be too cut up about it.
Honestly. I think my favorite thing about this site is the puns in its comment section.
Quite true, my friend. Quite true.
Funny. Thas my most hated.
It would have been interesting if one of them said yes.
I mean, seriously! What are you gonna answer regardless of the truth?
(Start interrogating the ones that answered calmly, Byron.)
“If I was a mistermine or something why would I be in the bag? I don’t understand!”
Yes – well, I don’t know if I’m a MASTER mime exactly, but I whip up an excellent invisible aquarium!!! If’n I say so myself…
Kill them all, just to be sure. Better safe than sorry!
bag of kids, bag of rats, same diff
Just kidding!
You gotta give him credit. When he asks a question, he cuts right through the small talk.
Also, third panel Byron needs to be a Gravatar. Just saying
“I have many leather-bound books, and my guild hall smells of rich mahogany.”
And rrrrich, corrrrrinthian leather…
(BTW, love the teeth on the book cover…)
The cultists went to Hogwarts, obviously.
We all knew it was too good to be true.
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one to notice how familiar that book design was.
Seconded
So does Fifth Panel.
I think that the bag of orphans in panel 3 needs to be a gravatar…
indeed.
Notice how four of them say no instead of no?
I smell a rat! Or four! :D
None of you happen to be the secret evil Mastermind, would you?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No… well yes, but only a little.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes….
“Mister, wha’s a.. a mistermine?”
Okay, next question. Do any of you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
(I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.)
And Don’t call me Shirley!
What’s this? A duplicate Gravitar? Blasphemy!
Alright. Who wants some candy?
Yes. I mean, shit! No! No no no no!
Ye-no!
Nonono, of course not.
Why do you ask that?!?
Look: An elephant!
Oh, Byron. Interrogation is so passé.
If it’s really one of them you’ll know right off because he will be a palette swap of the first one.
Duhhhhh.
Hey, mister! Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Poop!
And the funniest part of this is we know WHY he’s asking!!!
So if they ask him who he is does he answer, “I’m the axeman!”
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the cart to come
Guild-issue hauberk, stupid bloody tuesday
I am the axeman, they are the ax’dmen
I am the Byron, goo goo g’choo!
Someone give this guy a hundred Internets.
Also a nice big joint.
Don’t get me wrong: I appreciate the riff but can you read that and honestly tell me that they need more? I think they should be sharing with the rest of the class.
“What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?”
why must you quote crazy steve’s attempt to be batman :p
It’s totally the Bieber-cut kid, and he’s probably sneaking up behind you right now Byron. He’s there in panel 1 all the way on the left, then in panel 3 next to the girl in pigtails, but by panel 4 – POOF! he’s gone.
Top row, second from left. I ain’t buying his denial.
“Kids, just be glad this ain’t Axe Cop … otherwise I’d be some kind of jackal-shark-gnoll-man hybrid by now.”
Byron knows how to give IQ tests. Nice shadow on the kids, BTW.
Hey, hey kids! It’s Byrney, the purple berserker! Now, how many of you can tell me what hemorrhage is?
Would that not be a “Pain in the…” oh, wait. That is a Hemroid.
Mr. Data, honestly. Is your positronic matrix off the hook again?
I dunno. They all look a little shifty to me. I think this calls for some Kentucky Fried Interrogation.
Take them to Detroit!
Middle row, second from the right. His silence is an admission of guilt. Tag ’em, boys, this mystery’s solved.
Another mystery solved by Axe Cop!
Notice how classy these cultists are… er, were? They splashed out on a Stimpy-brand Stay-Up Sack :D
Anybody else count the kids to make sure they matched up with the number of noes?
They match but kids whose “no” is bolded are trying too hard me thinks.
I’m more surprised none of them are completely traumatized out of speaking at all.
Also, why is the shark’s bloody nose kinda glued back on?
I see what you mean, also about the nose… I thought the elongated red thingie was the cross-cut of the shark’s snout, though. But it does look more like it was put back…
It’s still a cross-cut. We’re just looking at it at an angle, not edge on, or dead on.
I thought so. What trips up the eye is that the shape of the cross-cut is a bit conical, and so doesn’t deviate from the expected profile of the nose, had the nose still been attached.
If the cross-cut had been more of a perfect oval, it wouldn’t be confusing at all, I think.
“Figure out what to do with these kids”? How about TAKE THEM HOME, Byron the Durr-zerker!
Wow, perfect gravatar.
Nice thing about going solo is you’re getting all the loot for yourself. What does a bag of kids go for these days anyway?
Demand just went down a notch… someone’s axing their own business.
I bet they’re behind it. All of them.
Byron’s looking a teensy bit evil in that 3rd panel… ;-)
Byron, extreme party entertainer.
There is an chance that they are lying, kill ’em all! … Sorry, slipped into the mindset of one of my “Dark Heresy” characters there for a while. He and cultists… Don’t get along that well! ;)