The elves’ noses have small but subtle differences. As do their eyebrows. Oh gahd, John, you are amazing and awesome to be able to give “mob” type characters something unique about them *O*
At the following family reunion, Syr introduces Byron to:
– The high-strung archer, Shooting Ray’nj
– The elven sorcerer, Straa’nj
– The eating-disorder counselor, B’nj
– A younger noble with with democratic ideas, Ch’nj
– The angsty musician, Gr’nj
– The lazy ne’er-do-well and moocher, Spuh’nj
– The most prolific and passionate lover among the elves, S’nj
– The twin acupuncturists and masseuses, Tw’nj and Imp’nj
– The studied and lawyerly Infr’nj
– A member of the fire-fighting brigade, St’nj
I guess having money for a good medical education is one of the Fr’nj benefits of being royalty.
Judging from the way Rachel’s freaking, is this the first time any of the party’s actually been injured in front of her?
Don’t you mean nj’ured?
also, “trial and error” means there’s about a 50% chance she’ll accidentally burn his ear off…
“there may be a little trial and error”
I have borrowed this line for EVERY cleric I have played in D&D since I read this page!
Fr’nj benefits… Win!!!
I suspect Byron’s worried about the possibility they were Fr’nj with benefits.
You have to admit… the odds of finding him were those of finding a needle in a stack of elves.
But the education is only in Fr’nj medicine.
Yeah, Byron, you might wanna hold on to one of those.
I shall heal you, this is likely to cause severe injury, but don’t worry.
I can heal that too, resulting in additional injuries.
I will heal those injuries as well.
Eventually we will reach a point where more healing than injury has occurred, I’m certain of it.
I will have nun of this ‘Medical Practice’!
We don’t want friendly fire to become a habit.
It’s a sisterhood of course – averting the potential for that to turn into friendly friar.
So I see that E-Merl has finally busted a… never mind.
…it looks like a giant kiwi fruit.
So I guess his are green n fuzzy? o.O
Byron’s wondering if he could get away with stabbing the guy again.
Welp, now we know what rhymes with or’nj.
Fun fact, the word is originally narange. Just got sort of bastardized of centuries of a narange shifting to an orange
The hell’s E-merl doing? Is he prying that arrow out of…a rock?
No, but it is a tough nut to crack.
Val, if you recall he was saying a couple strips back that this fruit is tasty if you can get it open, so he used an arrow to get it open.
Mwahahaha! Kojinn, killer of fun AWAY! *makes flying noises with my mouth, throw my arms in front of me and run away*
If they make it formal, will he change his name to Byr’nj?
How is your face not caved in???
The developers don’t have the character art converted to the avatar equivalent yet. Gr’zl isn’t exactly your typical NPC.
Also, Frigg really didn’t hit him that hard. Look at the angle she’s holding the mace last page – you can’t really hard with much force that way.
The elves’ noses have small but subtle differences. As do their eyebrows. Oh gahd, John, you are amazing and awesome to be able to give “mob” type characters something unique about them *O*
look on byron’s face says approximately: ‘she never uses ones that big on me…’
Princesses: can’t live with them, can’t get long-term agreements with other royal kingdoms with them.
At the following family reunion, Syr introduces Byron to:
– The high-strung archer, Shooting Ray’nj
– The elven sorcerer, Straa’nj
– The eating-disorder counselor, B’nj
– A younger noble with with democratic ideas, Ch’nj
– The angsty musician, Gr’nj
– The lazy ne’er-do-well and moocher, Spuh’nj
– The most prolific and passionate lover among the elves, S’nj
– The twin acupuncturists and masseuses, Tw’nj and Imp’nj
– The studied and lawyerly Infr’nj
– A member of the fire-fighting brigade, St’nj
Huge bonus points for this.
Come on, man, leave some for the rest of us.
Well on with it then – take the Plu’nj.
I wonder if Byron will feel threatened by the most “endowed” of the wood elf community, Twelve’nj
Wouldn’t it be Dr. Straa’nj?
Also, you forgot the one that runs around with duel flags and won’t stop throwing them at you: Chal’nj
No, no, Syr’nj and Fr’nj are the doctors. Only humans get to multiclass between doctor and sorceror.
Well, kudos to Syr’nj being honest. :)
Byron: “Maybe I can cram this thing somewhere that will keep Gr’zl out of both of our hair. Hmm….”
Rachel’s healing cred checks out, she received her degree in acu-beating from a prestigious Gastonian seminary.
That expression on Byron in the last panel is perfect. Perfect, in the sense that is *exactly* the expression that appears on any man’s face when his girlfriend utters the word “ex-fiancĂ©.”
Personally, I wonder if he’s contemplating filling that syringe full of air and doing for him on the spot …