Chapter 22 – Cover
It’s the start of a new chapter, Guildies! And you know what that means!
NEW DLC – WALLPAPERS AND AVATARS.
RE-RANDOMIZED COMMENT AVATARS.
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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
This bodes well.
Yeah, definitely go into the light.
Sometimes the ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ is an oncoming train.
No dude, see how red it is? It’s strawberries.
Nothing that GLOWS red is good!
Fire good?
Actually, that light is just the glow from the exit sign.
All the races of Akerra? Damn, the only way I can imagine that happening is if some brand new threat from outside of Arkerra presented itself as a common enemy. Sounds like this might also be the one where shit gets real.
It would require an act of a god. Or, you know, an act of a game developer CEO who thinks he’s a god.
Nah. Payet will return and unite everyone with the power of music.
>.> I think you might be right.
Screw the races of Arkerra, where’s Best?
. . . I think you just answered your own question there . . .
Cheers,
Abcus
There’s nothing in the alt text saying that they’ll unite as ONE…
That’s implied with the word “unite”.
they could unite in an act of mutual war…
We form wondrous treaty establishing a unified recycling program that everybody is happy with. The land dispute remains a work in progress.
Savage races summon Tectonicus. Tectonicus turns out to be not so helpful. Everyone has to unite to take him down before the world is consumed by flames. Then the war can continue.
Obviously we can’t conquer the world if it gets destroyed.
Humans summon Gigundus to fight Tectonicus. Turns out they actually get along famously. By some bizarre twist it’s actually the cult of the countless limbs that saves the day. Of course that leaves us a many-limbed berserking god of destruction to deal with. Gravedust combats this by bringing Graiya with all her life and creation-centric powers back from the dead but she’s still all excited about the next dominant life-form she wants to create so now everybody’s caught in the crossfire of a battle between two gods who both want the death of all living things.
It’s around here that the residents of Arkerra begin to realize that gods are just plain awful. When describing it to their grandchildren they’ll say “It was staring us in the face all along, I’m not sure how we didn’t clue in sooner.”
I want to like this. Like this Hard.
But … I don’t want to go to Moria…
Dammit, do not make me pull this Fellowship over.
The one where H. R. Dedalus continues to fail, I’d imagine from the alt-text.
BLOOD AND ASHES ANOTHER BOREHOLE I JUST SEALED THE LAST ONE COST ME A BLASTED ARM – T.D.R.
Cost him more than that, but… spoilers.
I’m probably still a couple books behind, and I think I missed one somewhere along the line.
LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU. I’m on the Last Battle now. ;-;
What are you talking about, though? Googling “borehole t.d.r.” gives me some scientific pages about “Time Domain Reflectometry”, and ” ‘blasted arm’ t.d.r.” gives me this very page :P
There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.
In answer to your question: The Dragon Reborn, from the Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan (finished by Brandon Sanderson). Give it a try if you have several hours to pursue quality literature.
I’ll simply say that it is my belief that the series really went under at Winter’s Heart, but the first few books, very good!
That’s been my opinion too (that’s where I stopped reading), but I’ve recently heard that it picks up again in the last few books. I may give the series another chance … y’know, when I have the time to read 12,000 pages.
The Wheel of Time and The Dark Tower may be two series I never get around to reading just because I don’t have the time.
Can’t be a borehole. There aren’t any stalactites or stalagmites to express the Great Lord’s moodiness. :P
RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
SKeedoop-deee-doop!
So this is expansion where the Demon lords wreak havoc on Arkerra
So … is that a Tec-hole?
It’s just like what I see when I borrow my wife’s hand mirror.
You might wanna see a gastroenterologist about a colonoscopy.
*poof*
*badoof*
Ceci n’est pas un test d’avatar.
This is a avatar test. If this was an actual avatar emergency this message would be followed by instructions on how to kiss your ass goodbye.
I bearly recognize me.
Ahem.
<3
Avec Google, tout le monde parle français.
I’m now a dwarf with a ax…I may keep this one :)
Scratch that, Gnome with a ax
Wait, isn’t that Byron?
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! What the hella happened to me!?!?!?!!?!?!
shameless avatar test.
SCIENCE
I be crazed Byron now! Fear me!
I appear to have lost my Dire Bear avatar. I am disappoint.
Ooohh me too me too
A light! At the end of the tunnel!
QUICK, ORDER MORE TUNNEL!
We’re all out of tunnel!
We spent all our funding on the red flood lights!
Alright, who used the power of the Crimson Behelit to summon the God Hand and sacrifice all their companions…this time?
IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE!!! Raawwww!!!
…seems legit.
Ah Berserk… That damn series needs to end so I don’t naw my fingers off after every release waiting for the next one
I’m afraid it’s rather inflamed. Have you considered gargling holy water?
(high-five)
Nothing like a sweet cup of bloodlust in the morning!
HELLO LADIES.
Look at Sepia,
Now back to Arkerra,
Now back to sepia,
Now back to ME.
Sadly, it ISN’T Arkerra, but if it stopped using two-tone colour palettes and switched to true colour it could LOOK like Arkerra.
Look down,
Back up.
Where are you?
You’re in a tunnel, in the world your world could look like.
What’s in your hand?
I have it.
It’s a tube with five players from that comic you love.
Look again,
The players are now resurrected!
Anything is possible when your world looks like Arkerra and not Sepia.
I’M ON A HORSE!
i am the walrus
Your avatar says otherwise.
OH GOSH! We will never be able to say “Stop saying first” ever again to you, with that avatar o.O
Not like I ever did that. Oh, no. No sir. *donteatme*
ARRGHL BLARGHL!
…errr, I mean, “coo-coo-ca-choo?”
Can I be an eggman? Puh-leeze?
Yeeeeaaaawwwww!
I got a rock /pigpen