Bandit’s conscience (oddly voiced by Chris Barrie): “When someone has had a tad too much claret, and has fallen asleep naked on their bunk, people of honour generally don’t take a polaroid of your snoozing todger, draw a moustache, mouth and ears on it, and then pin it up on the bulletin board under ‘missing persons’. They don’t write underneath, ‘Have you seen this man? Believed to be a French movie star’.”
Bandit: “Good thing I’m not a people of honour, then.”
That’s a direct Rimmer quote. From Back in the Red, part 1. When Lister is trying to wheedle Rimmer into helping him escape from the brig to chase down the nanobots.
Gravy has his sandals on.
Marker to the face is fair game.
Am I the only whose first thought was “Jigg-ahh-leee puffff jig-a-lee-e-e- puff….”
Not anymore you’re not. Now it’s in my head and it belongs there so much.
Nope!
Ah I just posted the same thought! :D
But…But
Is even Bandit crude enough to draw di**s on their faces? Or will she restrain herself to something a bit less than X-Rated?
I’m pretty sure that’s only PG-13, or R if she’s a very good artist.
Later, Frigg and Gravy awaken together in a … compromising … position, just as Rachel, Byron and Syr come in the room on an anonymous tip.
… and painted, dressed in weird costumes, with all the things balanced on top of them.
…and Frigg has Gravedust’s hair and beard, and he’s got her hair.
Too far?
Maybe. Braiding his beard to her hair might suffice.
Two potion flasks.
Two sleepers with mouths open.
Bandit.
(Are we sure she’s a gnome? I’m thinking gremlin…)
Two empty potion flasks.
Yes, she is getting ideas. Hate to be them when they wake up. Hate to be Bandit when they catch up.
Catching Bandit? As I recall you have to trap the air to do that.
Oh please, Bandit, like you wouldn’t have ended up “transferring” those supplies later, anyways.
Yay Bandit ! It’s been too long ! Can’t wait to see the incoming prank.
In a complete twist she will come to the correct conclusion!
god she’s so cute
Oh, Gnome! (could not resist)
Bandit’s conscience (oddly voiced by Chris Barrie): “When someone has had a tad too much claret, and has fallen asleep naked on their bunk, people of honour generally don’t take a polaroid of your snoozing todger, draw a moustache, mouth and ears on it, and then pin it up on the bulletin board under ‘missing persons’. They don’t write underneath, ‘Have you seen this man? Believed to be a French movie star’.”
Bandit: “Good thing I’m not a people of honour, then.”
Yes, but is Barrie in his Rimmer or Brittas persona?
That’s a direct Rimmer quote. From Back in the Red, part 1. When Lister is trying to wheedle Rimmer into helping him escape from the brig to chase down the nanobots.
I’m thinking Rimmer persona. Massively, marvelously, Rimmer. Because reasons. :-D
ASLEEP WITH YOUR SHOES ON!!!
Everyone grab your permanent markers!
if frigg doesnt wake up with a triumphant veiny bastard hennaed on her face, im going to be a little disappointed in bandit.
and honestly, i think frigg would be too.
Phil what happened with that “ask the characters” once-per-week thing? Was it dropped, were no questions sent or what?
I know what I would do. But Bandit is more clever than I. So I’m expecting better than penises drawn on their faces.
Is this going to get turned into a three-way?
I’m sure at some point I knew how you did that, but I seem to have forgotten.
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