I’d have to agree that it’s a tiny bit insensitive, but it matters little. There’s a small part of me that wants to see Magda throw down, so I’ve some tiny hope that the script perminiatures for this.
That last one was a stretch . . . UNLIKE THE DWARVES.
Is it bad that so far this team seems to have more reasonable members than the heroes started with? (more as in number/proportion of team, not necessarily amount of reasonableness)
To be fair, the Gastonian adventurers just happened to be in the area for a quest that called for a party, whereas this is a specifically-sought team of elites hand-picked from the entire army of the Savage Races.
I’m getting a distinctly Dell Conagher (TF2 Engi) vibe from Goblaurence. He solves practical problems, and questions about Campions are not practical nor real problems.
Goblaurence is looking very gobgrinchy.
It could be, perhaps, that his boots are too tight.
It could be his goggles aren’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that his heart is two sizes too small.
Im starting to wonder about the significance of the Deep Raiders Tattoo we see on the lands sharks. I dont know if tis anywhere else but I haven’t noticed it till it cropped up on the Arm of the Land Shark bard hero from the backer pages. Now hammerhead has it too.
I am just amused that they bothered to find a chair that would fit Hammerhead. Still, the whole thing is giving me ‘giant guy sitting at a kid’s tea service’ vibe
I wouldn’t be surprised if HAMMERHEAD felt the same way, listening to the goblin and the dwarf talk, and seeing the blue chicken constantly looking around at the flames.
And this is why they need Penk… to get the group to act like a group. I almost wonder if Penk is Best now… and the rest of them are all PCs beta-ing the game on regular consoles.
“… But anyways, yeah, heard they got a kid for the Trolls, but the crazy bastard threw ‘imself into a volcano ’cause Harky told ‘im to do it. ‘Least Harky got a good laugh out of it, can’t blame ‘im, who would just blindly do something like that? Even *I* know that’s a classic Troll prank.”
Short jokes about dwarves?
That’s low.
With ever other race it would be considered ‘below the belt’.
I’d have to agree that it’s a tiny bit insensitive, but it matters little. There’s a small part of me that wants to see Magda throw down, so I’ve some tiny hope that the script perminiatures for this.
That last one was a stretch . . . UNLIKE THE DWARVES.
You guys are cutting it a bit short with the jokes.
Short jokes? Really? I had higher expectations.
Yeah, c’mon guys. We’re supposed to be above that.
We’re bringing this to some whole new lows.
This jokes need be taken down a peg.
Jokes about jokes about dwarves?
That’s gnome low.
We have to go deeper.
How low can we go?
Gopher jokes (for those not clued up, ‘go for broke’)
Your puns have dug too greedily, and too deep!
So… are we talking Caddy Shack?
Goblinception.
I can’t wait to see the team building exercises.
Going by the last page, it will probably involve extreme temperatures.
Never do a trust fall with a landshark.
First they have to build the team, before they can do any team-building.
Well he certainly wasn’t chosen for his people skills.
Goblaurence, I thought you were cool…I am disappoint.
And poor Magda is just so earnest.
Looks like the only one of them she’ll be able to talk to is…
…the avatar of the god she worships. Huh.
She’s kind of their Rachel, isn’t she?
Can totally see her joining the ‘Peace Talkers’, if for no other reason than to have someone pleasant(ish) to talk to/with :P
The ‘Peace Talkers’ having the only living Mystic, and personal friend of her uncle, among them seems a tad more likely.
Yeah, was thinking that as well
Someone on fire in 4…3…2…
Oh give her some credit, I doubt she’ll fly off the hinge at one insult…
Showing off fine leadership qualities, Gobbles.
*rolls up sleeves* Nobody shit-talks Magda, Gobbo…
Give it time folks…after all, the other team had their problems before they learnt to trust each other.
True. And at least HAMMERHEAD hasn’t flipped out and eaten anyone yet.
Goblaurence hasn’t spoken to him yet.
Agreed. Besides, he’s the intellectual, not the leader.
Is it bad that so far this team seems to have more reasonable members than the heroes started with? (more as in number/proportion of team, not necessarily amount of reasonableness)
To be fair, the Gastonian adventurers just happened to be in the area for a quest that called for a party, whereas this is a specifically-sought team of elites hand-picked from the entire army of the Savage Races.
Have they actually learnt that lesson yet? Must have missed that page :P
Hammerhead’s “Deer Raider” tattoo…
I can’t wait to see how Penk has changed…
Pretty sure that’s “deep”
Considering he’s a shark, I believe it’s “Deep Raider.”
Which could have another context…
Go Shark Deep!
Hammerhead just straight up walked through the wall of the tent to get in. Doors are not loud enough for Hammerhead.
Hammerhead, zero fucks given about doors.
Guys, you should spell his name correctly. It’s not “Hammerhead,” it’s “HAMMERHEAD.”
It’s possible he ate it.
I’m getting a distinctly Dell Conagher (TF2 Engi) vibe from Goblaurence. He solves practical problems, and questions about Campions are not practical nor real problems.
Is Rana Turning his nose (er beak) up at them, or is he just distracted by something?
I assumed he was just doing the bird thing. Glancing all over the place all the time instead of ever focusing.
Yeah, was thinking that as well (both things, or is that, 3 things?)
Just waiting for Auraugu (if he’s not the Gnoll champ, I’ll be shocked) and the dramatic entrance of PENKTONICUS!
Given naming conventions so far, I wonder if he will be called Penky.
Diminutive cow = veal? Mmm. Veal.
Goblaurence is looking very gobgrinchy.
It could be, perhaps, that his boots are too tight.
It could be his goggles aren’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May be that his heart is two sizes too small.
Heart is his dump stat.
Heart is a blood-pump. He doesn’t look like he has circulation issues to me.
No problem then, right?
Im starting to wonder about the significance of the Deep Raiders Tattoo we see on the lands sharks. I dont know if tis anywhere else but I haven’t noticed it till it cropped up on the Arm of the Land Shark bard hero from the backer pages. Now hammerhead has it too.
I am just amused that they bothered to find a chair that would fit Hammerhead. Still, the whole thing is giving me ‘giant guy sitting at a kid’s tea service’ vibe
I wouldn’t be surprised if HAMMERHEAD felt the same way, listening to the goblin and the dwarf talk, and seeing the blue chicken constantly looking around at the flames.
Isn’t HAMMERHEAD sitting on the ground?
Goblaurence just asked three of the five questions on this page, he should be able to figure out what’s up with them himself.
Goblaurence seemed good at this “apply the right amount of force only when most needed” at first glance.
But right now… I’m not sure how an one-way trip from Pyroland to Landsharkville will help him.
Goblaurence is just handling the task of trolling until the troll arrives.
And this is why they need Penk… to get the group to act like a group. I almost wonder if Penk is Best now… and the rest of them are all PCs beta-ing the game on regular consoles.
whoa… Goblaurence cared enough about why she cares to inquire. It’s like you guys are just throwing out raw meat for the shippers!
“… But anyways, yeah, heard they got a kid for the Trolls, but the crazy bastard threw ‘imself into a volcano ’cause Harky told ‘im to do it. ‘Least Harky got a good laugh out of it, can’t blame ‘im, who would just blindly do something like that? Even *I* know that’s a classic Troll prank.”