Chapter 32 – Page 20
HAWM, Guildies. We are well aware of the apparent malware attacks our site is currently experiencing. They may be resolved as of this post, they might not be. Either way, rest assured that we have all our technomancers on deck for this and we’ll get back to smooth operations as soon as possible.
And this is the point that Frigg ate herself into bankruptcy.
Ma’am, if you cannot pay for your meal, you should show up and wash dishes for the next 2 weeks. Either that, or if you could give our competition (the Relaxation Room) some of your “glowy hammershit” treatment, we’ll call it even.
Either that or all redundant organs and a few pints of blood get conjured out of her body to help injured Gastonian soldiers.
It’ll be like E-Merl paying for magic school. Every time money comes into her possession . . . poof!
Don’t think you snuck that 12 days of Christmas easter egg past us.
Check out those last few menu items.
Twelve Days of Friggmas
Note how the “partridge in a pear tree” was deconstructed into “grilled partridge”, “bowl of pears”, and “toothpick”.
I wonder how much they charged for a toothpick…
That joke was 100% Waltrip Quality. I can claim no credit for it, though I wish to.
Many years hence, when our grandchildren will have to read Guilded Age at school, all these comments will be forgotten and everyone will tacitly assume that it was you who wrote the joke.
No calling birds? No gold rings? No geese-a-laying? Frig needs to step up her game.
Jeez, the Comfort Room is pretty stringent, charging for the toothpick of all things.
The best things in life are—FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
…Frigg? I’m pretty sure she used that line on Best.
There’s no free lunch, as the saying goes.
The person who said there’s no such thing as a free lunch has never been to Costco during free sample time.
How much is membership?
And how much did I spend?
Bacon-wrapped scallops for only $10? I’d be all over that.
French hens, huh?
I am shocked to discover that Frigg has a last name. How could I have missed that all this time?
glad to know I wasn’t the only one shocked by that. Ackerfelt…did not expect that.
I hereby move that Frigg change her middle and last name to glowy hammershit. Frigg Hammershit, it has a certain ring to it, ya know?
After that meal, I think she is going to live up to that name in a few hours.
Someone doesn’t read the cast list :-)
One of those has written the bill. Or there simply is no canonical spelling of Frigg’s last name.
I wonder what is done to enforce the payment?
rule no 1: if a room can teleport in food from outside logic implies it can teleport you to somewhere if it so desires
Rachel called her that the first time they met. I’m sure it was mentioned a few more times, too.
The wolf in her dreams called her that in the chapter 13
Click on the “cast” word at top of page (next to the title) and you’ll see all of the main adventurers first and last names.
The toothpick on the check really sold it for me, then I noticed the brilliance in the last few menu items…
Is The Frigg really liable for paying if no-one bothered to mention it when she started ordering so much?
If the menu at the restaurant doesn’t list prices, can they still charge you for eating the food they cooked and served you? (Hint: Many restaurants do exactly that.)
There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
For shame, no menus with prices listed in advance. How could one know the cost of the meal? How?
By wishing for a menu!
Like those ultra – fancy restaurants that have menus with no prices. If you need to ask how much it is, you can’t afford it.
What does HAWM mean? I always see you guys say it, but have no clue what it means.
“Hail And Well-Met”
“Have A Warm Meal!”
Or “Have A Wet Mattress!” if you haven’t mastered potty-training yet
…or if you do some other activity in bed that involves bodily fluids.
If it were a hotel room the cashews would have been the most expensive item on the check.