No, his theory is that Frigg and Penk will be the only survivors of this battle, but that Penk will die soon afterwards from his wounds. Then Frigg is going to be stuck raising Penk’s son after Penk dies and she’ll have to teach it how to survive on a dangerous, alien world while herself working to overcome her prejudices. And then save the child when it gets kidnapped by… slavers, or something? My memory of that movie is a bit hazy in places.
It’s always the same thing. An effeminate looking teenage boy with emo hair, a sword bigger than he is, maybe tentacles, and a distended pregnant belly for some reason.
Poor guys, they aren’t very familiar with raid bosses are they? Everyone knows just as you’re getting the hang of the mechanics, the boss then shifts into Phase 2.
Perhaps she’s collecting data and re-purposing it to enhance herself? And maybe the data gained from the characters was somehow more enriching and allowed these more advanced transformations. Idk, totally guessing
I forget what’s the rule again? Can’t mention anything to do with Gold Stars anywhere in the thread? Cause it almost looks like Smilr is talking about LockeZ’s ANCII sculpture to me.
Oh come now, these are the same Gastonians that called the Savasi to a peace summit where the Savasi were somehow totally unwilling to talk piece due to some minor comment and where then slaughtered wholesale by an ambush set up as they tried to go back home.
Otherwordly Horror? Gastonia will say Act of God. Much like how some American settlers believed their God was giving the native peoples horrible diseases and killing them off so the settlers would have land to live on.
I really think in other circumstances Byron & Penks teams might be might have a chance at peaceful coexistance. Sadly between the Cultists and the leaders of Gastonia & the Savage Races not so much.
Better getcher butts in there to help or it might look an awful lot to Penk like you might have been controlling the beast from a nice vantage point.
Also, yay! Finally a team up!
Yeah, but even if they do move swiftly to put down the beast, it’ll probably be followed by Penk saying things such as “How do we know this isn’t some ploy? You probably summoned this beast just so you could look like heroes to us and sow doubt in our ranks!”
Purple and green are the colors of 4chan’s /v/ board. (It’s possibly more accurate to say “were” depending on whether the mass migration to 8chan happened or not.)
They’re the Gamergate colors because, as we all know, there is absolutely no distinction between 4chan and any of the other people involved in Gamergate.
If you are ever confronted with one of the GG drones (and I hope you don’t have to do that, Phil) they have a logo now that they’re putting in their profile pics. It’s a black controller with a Purple and a Green ‘G’ where each of the thumbsticks might go. I don’t know how widespread it is, but I’ve seen it a handful of times now.
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS
Damn, beat me too it.
Time for a heroic team-up, methinks.
more like enemy of my enemy, cause they are still going to be at war after this.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnemyMine
So your theory is that the adventurers will team up with the eldritch nega-tenta-beast to defeat Penk and Magda? I can see that.
Seems legit.
No, his theory is that Frigg and Penk will be the only survivors of this battle, but that Penk will die soon afterwards from his wounds. Then Frigg is going to be stuck raising Penk’s son after Penk dies and she’ll have to teach it how to survive on a dangerous, alien world while herself working to overcome her prejudices. And then save the child when it gets kidnapped by… slavers, or something? My memory of that movie is a bit hazy in places.
Also Mickey Mouse.
No, that’s about right. The human slavers were using the aliens as labor.
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less.
Curse you! Curse you and tv tropes! My only weakness! Where did this lunch break go?!
Please don’t link TVtropes. I just lost half of today.
Yup, there goes an evening!
What? You guys didn’t resist the obvious lure for Ahighfunctioningsociopath’s trap?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
heh.
TV Tropes is clearly visible in the link he posted…
heh.
Oh look, it now has mouths. Clearly that was what it was lacking to be scary, not the fact that it can disintigrate anything it touches.
Also, I guess the new design means that this isn’t even his/her/its final form.
The heck is the final form going to be? Some slender shirtless pretty boy with derezzed skin and tentacles on his back…
Forget I said anything.
It’s always the same thing. An effeminate looking teenage boy with emo hair, a sword bigger than he is, maybe tentacles, and a distended pregnant belly for some reason.
Cannot unsee
Doc Uck :p
Easy monster tip: just add any number of mouths and eyes.
Poor guys, they aren’t very familiar with raid bosses are they? Everyone knows just as you’re getting the hang of the mechanics, the boss then shifts into Phase 2.
Of course it’s not the final form, it has no form to begin with!
Perhaps she’s collecting data and re-purposing it to enhance herself? And maybe the data gained from the characters was somehow more enriching and allowed these more advanced transformations. Idk, totally guessing
So in that respect this creature is like the primal zerg from starcraft 2?
Also, I think that Penk and Magda better lava this to the Mother-Friggers.
Holy poop
… ‘Holy poop’?
Yea, I thought that was an oddly tame way for Frigg to start that sentence as well.
Frigg always one to buck tradition. Even tradition she sets in place.
I guess we have to assume the monster scared her shitless.
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Congrats, you win the fucked-up ascii star.
That things worth like, 10 gold stars!
Too bad you had to say something about it!
I was THIIIIIIS CLOOOOOSE to giving Kamino a Gold Star.
Ah well.
*falls to knees, shouts to the sky*
Hey, don’t look at God.
Blame smilr.
“and i set fiiire totherain….”
I forget what’s the rule again? Can’t mention anything to do with Gold Stars anywhere in the thread? Cause it almost looks like Smilr is talking about LockeZ’s ANCII sculpture to me.
She probably didn’t want to draw attention away from “fuckers.” Because those fuckers are fucking fuckers.
Well, I once laughed at a girl who said “Golly gosh shit!”
She accidentally stuck herself with one of Syr’Nj’s anti-zerking syringes.
Come on guys..sit back..relax…eat some popcorn..do cleanup after..it’s the smart thing to do..though Frig never did smart
All illusions/delusions of Gastonian moral high ground would be swept away by using an otherworldly horror as a sort of accidental bio-weapon.
Oh come now, these are the same Gastonians that called the Savasi to a peace summit where the Savasi were somehow totally unwilling to talk piece due to some minor comment and where then slaughtered wholesale by an ambush set up as they tried to go back home.
Otherwordly Horror? Gastonia will say Act of God. Much like how some American settlers believed their God was giving the native peoples horrible diseases and killing them off so the settlers would have land to live on.
Well, I doubgt MegaTron would be okay with that.
Remember, kids, the best way to keep the title “morally superior” is by murdering all the other contenders.
Wait, did we ever see how Frigg recovered from having her foot dipped in lava?
Magic, yo.
No, really. It was magic.
Totally magic.
Confirmed for Magick.
Was it on page magick? I’ve forgotten whether I saw that happen or not.
It wasn’t shown. Frigg and Syr’Nj were stuck in the Sky Elf city, for a while, getting healed.
I really think in other circumstances Byron & Penks teams might be might have a chance at peaceful coexistance. Sadly between the Cultists and the leaders of Gastonia & the Savage Races not so much.
The interesting thing is that Gravedust is here and is going to see Magda for the first time this series. That’s going to be interesting…
Notice me, enemy-sempai!
*snerk*
Too bad Gravy probably won’t be of any use.
At least as long as his spiritual arrows are aware that touching that thing means oblivion.
Looks like your avatar knows it too…
Sacrifices must be made for the greater good…
And now: the power of (the-enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-)friendship!
Must resist the urge to make MLP joke here and also EPIC TEAM UP!
Better getcher butts in there to help or it might look an awful lot to Penk like you might have been controlling the beast from a nice vantage point.
Also, yay! Finally a team up!
Yeah, but even if they do move swiftly to put down the beast, it’ll probably be followed by Penk saying things such as “How do we know this isn’t some ploy? You probably summoned this beast just so you could look like heroes to us and sow doubt in our ranks!”
Purple and green? holy shit, the monster is a gamergate supporter
He supports female worker ants? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate
Indeed these are my favorite gamergates
Are… are purple and green their “colors”?
Purple and green are the colors of 4chan’s /v/ board. (It’s possibly more accurate to say “were” depending on whether the mass migration to 8chan happened or not.)
They’re the Gamergate colors because, as we all know, there is absolutely no distinction between 4chan and any of the other people involved in Gamergate.
Herein lies irrefutable proof that 4chan and Gamergate are merely two faces of the same patriarchal woman-hating entity.
No I am most certainly not being sarcastic in any way how dare you suggest such a thing
If you are ever confronted with one of the GG drones (and I hope you don’t have to do that, Phil) they have a logo now that they’re putting in their profile pics. It’s a black controller with a Purple and a Green ‘G’ where each of the thumbsticks might go. I don’t know how widespread it is, but I’ve seen it a handful of times now.
One cannot describe the future awesome.
The odds are approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!
Please refer to Jean Luc’s post at the very top of the comments.
Please, thank you, hello, goodbye.