As you are no doubt aware, on page 87,476 of the ULA, you’ll see that you agreed fully to giving over your over your body, soul, all wealth, and any offspring to Hurricane Software, to be collected at the time of Hurricane Software’s choosing. You should also recall that on page 173,279 of the ULA it indicates that saying or doing anything that any representative, employee, or executive of Hurricane Software doesn’t like will result in immediate deletion of your account, characters, and life, followed by the collection of the above mentioned body, soul, wealth, and offspring by Hurricane Software.
Soul collection is automatic, and requires no particular activity on the part of the User or Hurricane Software after agreeing to the ULA and the User logging into The Game the first time.
You *did* read all 293,578 pages (6 point courier font) before you agreed to it, didn’t you?
Do you see fellow PCs logged in now, then gone away?
It’s Hurricane’s shady dealings making them go AFK
With our noble, pure hashtags to stop the schemers in our midst
We’ll strike back for absent friends and great justice!
Real enough to serve its purpose as a descriptor. Besides, if we didn’t use the “fake” terminology often created by authors & writers, we’d have a much more boring language. ;-)
We will not go quietly afk. We will not vanish without a hashtag. We’re going to click on! We’re going to post! Today, we celebrate our Anon Day!
Time to reveille the crimes of Hurricane?
*Account Banned* See Terms of Service. You have violated the User Level agreement you agreed to which has resulted in your account being banned.
As you are no doubt aware, on page 87,476 of the ULA, you’ll see that you agreed fully to giving over your over your body, soul, all wealth, and any offspring to Hurricane Software, to be collected at the time of Hurricane Software’s choosing. You should also recall that on page 173,279 of the ULA it indicates that saying or doing anything that any representative, employee, or executive of Hurricane Software doesn’t like will result in immediate deletion of your account, characters, and life, followed by the collection of the above mentioned body, soul, wealth, and offspring by Hurricane Software.
Soul collection is automatic, and requires no particular activity on the part of the User or Hurricane Software after agreeing to the ULA and the User logging into The Game the first time.
You *did* read all 293,578 pages (6 point courier font) before you agreed to it, didn’t you?
If I didn’t know better, I’d have assumed Rikk Oberf hijacked the Chrissie avvie.
Millennial spirit? Is that a vodka cranberry, or a shot of Fireball?
One has a current hit radio song, the other dates to the ’60s…
None of them are curious about the sixth person to go missing?
Or the seventh? [Wait… how is she not dead yet?]
Chrissie’s on a roll. Plus they have a lot to absorb already as it is.
#HurricaneSix
#PardonBandit
#ResurrectRachel
#FFGL(FriggFinallyGetsLaid)
#FFGL?!
…#jiggity
Wait a sec… Kaye wasn’t looking up and to her right because someone was there in her room?
Nope, but I think she’s about to have her Doubting Thomas moment. In the worst possible way.
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
(And now, a musical interlude.)
Do you see fellow PCs logged in now, then gone away?
It’s Hurricane’s shady dealings making them go AFK
With our noble, pure hashtags to stop the schemers in our midst
We’ll strike back for absent friends and great justice!
Bully? No. I don’t think HR is a bully. A high functioning sociopath with an obsessive desire to achieve godhood, maybe. But not a bully. ;-)
Ugggh, thanks Moffat, for making so many people think that “high functioning sociopath” is a real thing.
Real enough to serve its purpose as a descriptor. Besides, if we didn’t use the “fake” terminology often created by authors & writers, we’d have a much more boring language. ;-)
next scene? friendly man with a moustache and ponytail walks in, and shoots them all. the end.
It turns out that his moustache is Sundar’s player.
The mustache is the cigar!
Oh sheesh – you said Sundar, not Scipio. #needadeletebutton
I still want to know what did Shanna do to with Just joe’s Camaro and what is Just Joe gonna do about it.
I still absolutely love that Chrissie has a pile of dinosaur plush toys on the back of her sofa.
you’re saying that kind of like implying that you don’t have that . . .
I am absolutely not implying that. My dinos are all over my bed. :P