NNOO MOORE … GLASSSESS ON FACE … GOT A LASER KERRATTTOTOMEEE … WORRKSS GREEEATT …
ONLY SIDE EFFECTS … PUUPIL ISS NOW A SLIT, NOTT ROUNND … AND I’MM JUSST A GIANNT EYEBALLLL …
Now, I know none of us are fans of Ulak (well mayeb a few of us are), but I just feel the urge to say I will be sorely disappointed in him if he decided to turn tail and run at this point.
It’s hard to think of a person worse than a destructive nihilist who spends their life causing as much suffering as they can with some sense of moral superiority because they ‘know’ nothing really matters, who when suddenly faced with some serious ramifications or threats to their safety for their acts turns into a squalling baby pleading for help and generally trying to weasel out of any responsibility they have for the events unfolding.
Excellent plating and presentation; a solid corn base with musical overtones and satisfying lingering aftertaste. I give it 5 anti-vacuums (the opposite of sucking). My compliments to Chef Kennerly for this sweet dish!!
Perhaps it’s all the binge watching of MST3K I’ve been doing, but this thing reminds me of The Crawling Eye. Coincidentally the people at the bottom of the panel look like the intrepid crew of the Satellite of Love.
Just another day in the life of a cultist. But on to more pressing matters: Gravedust’s beard conditioner has gone missing! Will bacon grease serve as an acceptable substitute? The suspense is tangible!
Next time on Guilded Age: Who’s got a comb? I’ve had it with these motherfucking wolves in my motherfucking face!
HR? Buddy? You’re not you when you’re hungry. Grab a Snickers.
It is tragic that corporate catchlines can just be regurgitated like that.
Stone Cold?
NNOO MOORE … GLASSSESS ON FACE … GOT A LASER KERRATTTOTOMEEE … WORRKSS GREEEATT …
ONLY SIDE EFFECTS … PUUPIL ISS NOW A SLIT, NOTT ROUNND … AND I’MM JUSST A GIANNT EYEBALLLL …
So that’s where The Governor’s eye went after his first encounter with Michonne.
*plays John Cena theme*
Also, winter is coming…at some point.
Wow, H.R. looks totally different without his glasses!
Where we’re going we don’t need glasses to see.
Boss before hoes.
Now, I know none of us are fans of Ulak (well mayeb a few of us are), but I just feel the urge to say I will be sorely disappointed in him if he decided to turn tail and run at this point.
It’s hard to think of a person worse than a destructive nihilist who spends their life causing as much suffering as they can with some sense of moral superiority because they ‘know’ nothing really matters, who when suddenly faced with some serious ramifications or threats to their safety for their acts turns into a squalling baby pleading for help and generally trying to weasel out of any responsibility they have for the events unfolding.
All of this.
Boss seems to have lost his contacts again.
Visine gets the purple out.
None escapes the vision of the visine eye.
Death to the Optrex heretics.
Eye….ain’t got no body…
And nobody cares for me!
Hachachacha cha-cha!
Excellent plating and presentation; a solid corn base with musical overtones and satisfying lingering aftertaste. I give it 5 anti-vacuums (the opposite of sucking). My compliments to Chef Kennerly for this sweet dish!!
Perhaps it’s all the binge watching of MST3K I’ve been doing, but this thing reminds me of The Crawling Eye. Coincidentally the people at the bottom of the panel look like the intrepid crew of the Satellite of Love.
I was wondering if anyone would remember or even know about “The Crawling Eye”. Thank you, brasca1! ;-D
Upon closer inspect, this is bad news.
Eyewitness News.
#FakeNews
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjHOmV0p5zc
Caption: “HR’s efforts to cosplay as Sauron didn’t quite go according to plan…”
“They CALL me…MISTER GLASS…no more!”
:D
C’thun! C’thun! C’thuuuun!
Just another day in the life of a cultist. But on to more pressing matters: Gravedust’s beard conditioner has gone missing! Will bacon grease serve as an acceptable substitute? The suspense is tangible!
Next time on Guilded Age: Who’s got a comb? I’ve had it with these motherfucking wolves in my motherfucking face!
“No more glass on face”? “All shatter”?
Hmmm. Kinda makes me wonder what’s going on with Arkerra players in SepiaWorld…
So I guess I’m the only person whose subconscious keeps inserting a B that isn’t there toward the end of Ulak’s last line on this page?