In the field of Demolitions Disposal, they have a saying: “An EOD private who is running outranks even a Five-Star General.” The better part of discretion, and all that…
Is this the secret final form of Simmons from RE6? Instead of going giant insect, his T-Rex with a giant eyeball goes full eldritch? We’re gonna need a bigger rocket launcher!
“What abominable eldritch appearance instills more despair and abject horror in the heart of enemies and worshipers alike? The tentacly-eye one or the executive in his underpants one? #primal_horror #online_polls #late_for_the_apocalypse #undecided”
i think they did this kind of thing before? a few pages from now the eyedentity will be revealed and then theyll go back and retrophil the tags from the pages previous
Is this not supposed to by HR’s new form, after eating disruptor beast custard? He talks about no longer needing glasses, after all. Yet HR is not in the tags.
If it is HR, the transformation seems to have cost him what little sanity he had left. All in favor of this new development, say Aye.
Will you bay it to the moon?
Will you pray it ’til your doom?
Will you feed it in a pit?
Will you thrash in a spastic fit?
Will you stab it with steely knives?
Will you sacrifice young lives?
Will you scream with mouth of froth?
Will you face the fury’s wroth?
Will you try the new cult glam?
You can not escape Eye I am…
(note, the person saying that has already died 187 times on that same boss and is simply trying to make themselves feel better by implying THEY can do it and are thus better than you)
Why yes, I have been on the Blizzard forums. And then I smartened up.
If they’re gonna die in a few seconds anyway (and in this specific case be Unmade), do they REALLY need to be sent off with a touching farewell?
A speech is only of benefit to an audience that can remember it, and it’s not like there’s some hidden crowd of people watching these events unfold from afar.
Anything an Eldritch Horror might say to you would drive you insane anyway…Points of reference, Call of Cthulhu RPG & most of H.P. Lovecraft bibliography.
And so we see what happens when you leave the portal to Nopeland open.
Or the Oogle browser.
The all new iPortal.
Way too late to get your money back now, bud.
That is a very well-matched avatar you’ve got there.
Yeaaaaahhhh, I don’t think their world has any laws that cover the concept of “buyer’s remorse”…
Oh, Ulak. You blinked.
Tsapki will be sorely disappointed in you now.
I imagine Ulak has bigger concerns right now, but yes.
Sorely disappointed.
Are you not entertained? Is that not why you are here?
Penk shouldn’t feel too bad about hearing that the Countless was made up…The same guy made up Tectonicus too.
Again Ulak asked him, and said unto him, Art thou the Countless, the Son of the Cursed?
And H.R. said, EYE AM.
Then Ulak rent his Cultist robes and saith, Fuck this shit, I am out of here.
YouTube. Paste this into the URL.
/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
“‘Nuff Said.”
~Stan Lee
Because Ulak rent his robe instead of buy it, he’s about to lose his security deposit.
;)
Boy, are YOU in the wrong line of work.
*slow clap*
Yeah, worshiping a “god of death” is a certain way to earn a Darwin Award.
The most enticing thing about Eldritch Horrors is their absence.
As expected from one who deals with the Q Continuum on the regular.
Although I would have voted for tentacles…
Uh… and just what are we voting for tentacles being enticing for here? Asking for a friend…
…And your friend happens to be a Hentai fan, I take it?
;)
To quote from a comic i red like forty years ago:
In the field of Demolitions Disposal, they have a saying: “An EOD private who is running outranks even a Five-Star General.” The better part of discretion, and all that…
Is this the secret final form of Simmons from RE6? Instead of going giant insect, his T-Rex with a giant eyeball goes full eldritch? We’re gonna need a bigger rocket launcher!
“What abominable eldritch appearance instills more despair and abject horror in the heart of enemies and worshipers alike? The tentacly-eye one or the executive in his underpants one? #primal_horror #online_polls #late_for_the_apocalypse #undecided”
“This is not what was promised to meee!”
“This is not Baldur’s Gate! And you know what happened to THAT guy.”
“Fair point. Chief cultist awayyy!”
To be fair, Penk switched Patron Deities in one of those “Hold my beer & watch this” moments…
Aye, I Eye. Oh, Ai Yai Yai! Oh why Eye? Iyai yai!
Cultists: EEEE! EYE! EEEE! EYE!
Ulak: Oh.
All seeing eye: Heh…HEYYYYY…….
Ya know… the tags could realy clarify wether that’s “The countless” or HR…
They sure could.
i think they did this kind of thing before? a few pages from now the eyedentity will be revealed and then theyll go back and retrophil the tags from the pages previous
“retrophil” is great.
They sure didn’t.
Eye am that eye am
That would be a spoiler.
But that would imply it was unclear.
I always wanted to be a cultist… until I took a spire to the knee
Is this not supposed to by HR’s new form, after eating disruptor beast custard? He talks about no longer needing glasses, after all. Yet HR is not in the tags.
If it is HR, the transformation seems to have cost him what little sanity he had left. All in favor of this new development, say Aye.
eye!
Aye-yi-yi!
I do not like new cult glam.
I do not like it, Eye I am.
Will you bay it to the moon?
Will you pray it ’til your doom?
Will you feed it in a pit?
Will you thrash in a spastic fit?
Will you stab it with steely knives?
Will you sacrifice young lives?
Will you scream with mouth of froth?
Will you face the fury’s wroth?
Will you try the new cult glam?
You can not escape Eye I am…
would you try it with a bow?
would you fire it high and low?
would you, could you, on a stool?
maybe with berzerking ghouls?
This is definitely not your normal Dr. Sousa…
Both squamous *and* rugose, I see. :-)
I love the last panel. That moment when you realize everything you thought you knew is a lie, and a terrifying one at that.
They didn’t mention this in the brochures!
Eye eye eye eye eye, Nope Rangers.
So it/he now has ranged berserk-infecting attacks as well as consuming touch?
>broken boss OP pls nerf
>L2Play noob! LOLZ!
(note, the person saying that has already died 187 times on that same boss and is simply trying to make themselves feel better by implying THEY can do it and are thus better than you)
Why yes, I have been on the Blizzard forums. And then I smartened up.
It’s time to go in the opposite direction than Leeroy Jenkins would go…
*holds up sign that says “Git Guud!”
Eye Yam What Eye Yam, and That’s All What Eye Yam!
I’m Pop-Eye the Saler, man!
“Eye got no body, and no body got me!”
That moment
when you realize everything you’ve done up until now was a HUGE mistake.
That moment…
When you realize you left the oven on and the sink running…
Seriously HR if you are going to kill your followers please try to be more profound. Gods always say something cool before they smite you.
HR is a huge dork. I’m pretty sure this is as close as he gets to saying something profound or cool. XD
If they’re gonna die in a few seconds anyway (and in this specific case be Unmade), do they REALLY need to be sent off with a touching farewell?
A speech is only of benefit to an audience that can remember it, and it’s not like there’s some hidden crowd of people watching these events unfold from afar.
;)
It’s a good thing that H.R. knows only about the specific 4th Wall that he created…And then breached.
Anything an Eldritch Horror might say to you would drive you insane anyway…Points of reference, Call of Cthulhu RPG & most of H.P. Lovecraft bibliography.
“Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response.”
Fear is always the appropriate response, it’s just a matter of measure.
Eye spy, with my little I