Tectonicalia
Merry Being Alive, everyone! Today can be great if that’s something you want, you can give it a try. Maybe things suck, or maybe they really suck, but you’re great and beautiful and whatever thing you’re worried about is going to be OK in the end, I’m sure of it.
Regular updates resume tomorrow, continuing our Axemas yarn. January 5th is when Chapter 36 starts! It’s an Axemas miracle! Right!
Merry Axemas everyone!
Axemas is a Gastonian holiday. This is clearly the burning of the Yell Log.
Eh, tectonicalities. They have more or less the same origin.
Season’s greetings to one and all!
May your updates be early, your comments witty, and your stars golden.
Troll nuts roasting on an open fire …
Scip, FriN’j’s nosing at your nip ….
H.R., Carol’s been stung by you (liar!),
Sky elves dressed up like pompous twits …
(Every avian knows) one turkey with a missile though
Helped to make the sky shine bright
Little Prill, dreams of eye monster so,
She’ll find it hard to sleep, tonight.
She knows that Penk, he’s on his way
There’s more wood elves and humans left to slay,
And every Axemas, Frigg begins to sigh,
“Can I get laid just once more before I die?”
So I’m singing you this satire folks,
John/Phil/T/Jason and the crew
Jean-Luc, Psolo, and the rest, puns and jokes
Merry Axemas … Merry Christmas … Merry Axemas … to you!
I’ve been immortalized in song! Thank you! *bows*
And a Merry Axolotl to you all!
Merry Axemas, and a blessed Tectonicalia to you all. I’ll tell you guys how it goes later.
Happy Christmas!
Grandma got devoured by a landshark
Putting up the family Axemas wreath
Some folks say Techtonicus is a fable
If so then he’s a fable with lots of teeth
Good Axemas, merry berserkers, relax and disengage
Enjoy this time of joy and mirth and put aside your rage
Forget the slips of this year past, and start a brand new page
We’re here for you, know you’ll reach your goal
Keep your self control
We’re here for you– keep your self control!
Tectonicalia!
Tectonicalia!
Oh yes, it’s Tectonicalia, bringing fierce purpose to me
On Tectonicalia, our peoples all vow we’ll be free!
All the little gnomes
In their snug warm homes
Say Cogstivus! Cogstivus!
Give each child a wrench
And a new workbench
on Cogstivus! Cogstivus!
Merry Axemas/Christmas/whatever Christmas-like holiday you have
I just wanna say, I still love this comic, even if I don’t check it daily anymore, despite having the time to.
Happy Xmas…we’ll get back to you on war’s overness.