And now, for the final time, we shall compose: The 12 Days of Axemas! I’ll start:
On the 1st day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me – a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 7th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! Four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 8th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 9th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 10th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 11th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: eleven landsharks lunching, ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 12th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: twelve races rumbling, eleven landsharks lunching, ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
Sometimes its the strangest people that get ‘Christmas Fervor Fever’, you know? That grumpy coworker that hates helping out, suddenly they’ve decorated the entire office and arranged a Secret Santa, and come to work every day wearing a silly hat and elf ears.
“of course we can start immediately, I just god some stuff”
“…”
“oh, also I decorated the other room, placed some presents and invited all villagers”
“…-…eh..”
“hope you don’t mind”
“eh…”
“oh, of course you mind, you want to help, too! That why I left you some preparations!”
And now, for the final time, we shall compose: The 12 Days of Axemas! I’ll start:
On the 1st day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me – a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the second day of Axemas my guildie gave to me…. two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 3rd day of Axemas my guildie gave to me…. three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the fourth day of Axemas my guildie gave to me four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Akerfeld “F___ You!” Tee!
FIVE GLOWING TUBES!
Six rebels representing!
On the 7th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! Four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 8th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 9th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 10th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 11th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: eleven landsharks lunching, ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
On the 12th day of Axemas, my guildie gave to me: twelve races rumbling, eleven landsharks lunching, ten Wavs a strumming, nine sky-elves dancing, eight gnolls a leaping; seven pouches clinking, six rebels representing, FIIIIIIVE GLOWING TUUUUBES! four unlikely allies, three sneaky gnomes, two Payet Bests and a Frigg Ackerfeldt “F___ YOU!” Tee!
Seven Landsharks lunching!
8 gnomes tinkering
Folded you into the larger one. *thumbs up*
I feel so vindicated by getting in that last twelfth day! *squeee*
Gold star for the Guildies in the thread~
Write it down Phil and save it!
Yes! We needed this after all of the horrible.
This is a frivolous waste of time. I’ll get started immediately.
The smug smile of a know-it-all who actually DOES know it all.
That is a ‘Just as planned’ smirk and it is perfect.
What’s that Byron, you want to paint the snow red? It’s just a Coke ad you say?
“Axemas will be axed because end of the world.”
“My axes says no.”
What does Byron know?
…and when did he know it?
Sometimes its the strangest people that get ‘Christmas Fervor Fever’, you know? That grumpy coworker that hates helping out, suddenly they’ve decorated the entire office and arranged a Secret Santa, and come to work every day wearing a silly hat and elf ears.
They’re grumpy because they have to hide their real ears the rest of the year.
“of course we can start immediately, I just god some stuff”
“…”
“oh, also I decorated the other room, placed some presents and invited all villagers”
“…-…eh..”
“hope you don’t mind”
“eh…”
“oh, of course you mind, you want to help, too! That why I left you some preparations!”
Hah Bumhug
FOOL! You have angered the spirits of…. of… Spirits! Ye shall be drowned…. IN EGGNOG!!
What does he mean by “all might die”? As a clairvoyant he knows if and how they’re going to die.
*Byron grabs Weo’s shoulders.*
*Weo blushes, and smiles*
SHIP IT!