Things We Almost Did, But Didn’t – Part Two
So this guy right here was almost a whole-ass additional member of the party, Professor Fnipper Zookenheimersteinbergbaum. His class was “Demon Hunter,” but though it shares the same name of of the class as our favorite emo, Illidan Stormrage, this was meant to be more the Van Helsing type of demon hunter. Outfitted with shitloads of engineering gizmos, a double barrel, and a rueful outlook on basically everything, he was ultimately axed very early on for several reasons:
– Five is already the ideal party count.
– Once we made the Field Medic, Syr’Nj, having two party “gearheads” was just flat out redundant.
– Gravedust, though he is and was a Mystic, was also meant to be the “Marksman” class, later modified into its own specificity by virtue of being inhabited by a Tubed player. That would have added to the overall party redundancy to have both.
– The concept of demons, I guess, were going to be a shitload more ubiquitous, but that was something that got toned down as we wanted to keep things on a more (relatively) grounded level in terms of magick and the paranormal. The Demons ended up being the alien creatures from Cyberia, and so they would not be as present as they might have demanded for him to be a main character. Perhaps he would have been a hunter of demons in a world where demons were not really a thing until he was one day proven right about the demon threat, but… eh.
– There would have been a bit of thematic/narrative redundancy with Bandit, as they’d both wind up being Odd Cogs, and Bandit was I think just more interesting a character overall.
– Too self-indulgent, even for me. He’s largely based on the character I mained for yeeeears in WoW, and though I obviously would want some sort of “self-insert,” I felt that this went to far in that regard.
So at the end of the day… while he may have been an interesting addition to the cast (possibly as a side character to show up later), I just felt like he wasn’t adding anything to the group dynamic that wasn’t already well covered by everyone else.
Having to type out that last name on a semi-regular basis seems like it would’ve gotten old quickly, too.
Gnome, so his name is job… so I presume he had a speech impediment, being a ‘Fnipper’ rather then just ‘Sniper’? Or was this before that aspect was decided on for their society?
He lives on in Goblaurence.
Yeah, I agree. And not only so I can claim I called it on last update.
Wait, wait. All of those gizmos, but the shotgun is… stock?
And he calls himself a gnome. For shame!
Swanky ‘stache, though.
As a German, I feel offended. That’s a blatant copy of my neighbor, right down to the name!
A demon hunter that is crazy until demons show up… and with all the gadgets.
Burt Gummer. :)
looks like an aged Gummer-Groundpounder from “Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic”.
That comic has… Three… THOUSAND pages. What have you done to me?!
Gave you your new summer vacation read?
Oh. My. GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
…the Third.
…Jr.
“No, I believe you have me mistaken for my father, Professor Fnipper Zookenheimersteinbergbaum the Third, SENIOR.”
Did you guys ever use him as an extra adventurer character to fill out the ranks of the guild? I didn’t notice him if you did.
Totally agree with him being covered by everyone else while also those other characters being more memorable and unique. He’s way too… “stereotypical” as gnome from this setting.
He would, however, be an awesome character type to have in a future story set in the same universe as part of the “cleanup squad” hunting down the last of the abominations HR set loose upon the world, assuming you ever come up with a main plot for such a story.
Fnipper’s Theme Song:
They call him Fnipper, Fnipper
Draws fast as lightning
No one you see, is daring as he
And we know that Fnipper lives a world of demons
Oh, come and see him, slaughter with glee
This would get an upvote from me if WordPress had that capability.
The music in my head went from the Flipper tune to Kung Fu Fighting :D
You can’t snipe with a double barrel shotgun, you silly gnome.
Really weird you guys didn’t at least drop him as a side character like the Kickstarter adventurers.
Wait a sec, he’s based on your main WoW toon? But…but gnomes can’t be hunters, nor demon hunters!
Well, not back then, but today, Gnomes can be Hunters :)
You can RP an avocation without playing the same-named class.