I feel like this kind of scene plays out a lot more often in life than it does in fiction. Some might consider it an anticlimax since we had broadly hinted Penk and Magda were a romantic possibility. But I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So-o-o… I think this is my last bit of anapestic tetrameter for the series, a rhythm used (with minor variations) in “The Night After Axemas” and “How Bandit Stole Axemas,” in mimicry of The Night Before Christmas and How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the latter […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Despite his obvious issues with Iver, a recruitment pitch is not Gravedust’s style. For one thing, it wasn’t so long ago that he was like, “FUCK Gastonia, these guys don’t help ANYONE but themselves, I can’t even get them to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And here I thought smoking was supposed to relax you. Though I guess it can also make you paranoid. I’ve gotta be honest here: I understand Iver wanting to tie up loose ends, but I think the mystics’ odds of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
TFW you’re a centrist and realize that one of the political factions you’re trying to balance between has just gone completely insane and now loathes the free society you treasure. I mean, I don’t know if there were elections that […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
