New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Pinches are the oppressed class of lazy stoners in an oppressively work-happy gnome society.
You should feel for them.
Okay, loving this. That sure is one sour-faced line-up o’ Pinches.
Except for the last one. He scares me.
That’s the Grinch Pinch
I’m the Pinch Hitter. Lemme at ‘em!
You’re some mean ones, Messires Pinch
Your hearts are cold and cruel,
Your minds as stiff and narrow
As a rusty old slide-rule, Messires Pinch
You think you’re so smart, but you’re nothing but a bunch of tools!
Alice how you so awesome?
Gold star eh? well how about a platinum star?
Ahhh, dat Grinch face! I was waiting for it. Thank God you guys didn’t disappoint!
How did I fail to notice how well-executed the Seussian art style was until this strip? My belated complements.
Don’t you just love saying Seussian? I do.
This is absolutely adorable. Bravo!
Though I’m not sure I’s want a that-doesn’t-go-there.
Red eyed pinches are better than pinches without.
Heh. Iwas wondering how to work that one in.
Does the plan involve an intricate pulley system? All the best plans involve an intricate pulley system…
That depends on the designer; e.g. Rube Goldberg or B.S. Johnson.
Other than the Pinches — it sounds approximately like Gnome Heaven! Stuff to do. SCIENCE! to do. No boundaries.
Yep. Gnome Heaven.
Loving this story SO MUCH.
The art is Dead-accurate Seuss, the poetry just the right amount of whimsy,
If you make this a book, I will surely buy three.
Oh quite accurate indeed, I must heartily agree!
And that alt-text, well, it all but slew me!
So to Mr. J, Mr. P, and Mr. T,
I offer three cheers of mirth, joy, and glee.
Plus four rounds of applause and adulation,
Five octaves of praises and admiration,
Six hurrah’s and a standing ovation,
As I await the next update with great anticipation.
Not for the praise, but for the poetry.
Where do Pinches gather?
At Pinch Point, where smart Gnomes know not to go.
Looks like the gnomes are about to get scroogewd.
Just another guy on the internet wanting to say kudos on the great rendition of Seuss-style artwork.
Nice! You’re word play is excellent, and sneaking in the Grinch at the end was a real treat! Well done!
Red eyes at night, killjoys’ delight
I hope their plan involves setting their Doberman dogs on the gnomes.
This is awsome! It seems each page is better than the last.
I am not as yet certain that I want to ask just what will end up growing three sizes, though it will most likely be safe for work.
I am betting on the eyebrows.
Step 3) Profit!
(see what I did there?)
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