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Step 1) Buy eye drops.



2012 Axemas Special – Page 4

on December 17, 2012
Chapter: Extra Bits

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  1. heheh
    heheh
    December 17, 2012, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Pinches are the oppressed class of lazy stoners in an oppressively work-happy gnome society.

    You should feel for them.

  2. alurker
    alurker
    December 17, 2012, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Okay, loving this. That sure is one sour-faced line-up o’ Pinches.
    Except for the last one. He scares me.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      December 17, 2012, 3:42 am | # | Reply

      That’s the Grinch Pinch

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        December 17, 2012, 7:37 am | # | Reply

        I’m the Pinch Hitter. Lemme at ‘em!

  3. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    December 17, 2012, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    You’re some mean ones, Messires Pinch
    Your hearts are cold and cruel,
    Your minds as stiff and narrow
    As a rusty old slide-rule, Messires Pinch

    You think you’re so smart, but you’re nothing but a bunch of tools!

    • Alechsa
      Alechsa
      December 17, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

      Alice how you so awesome?

    • Phil
      Phil
      December 17, 2012, 9:08 am | # | Reply

      Gold Star.

    • maggPi
      maggPi
      December 17, 2012, 10:27 pm | # | Reply

      Yay!

    • Aeon
      Aeon
      December 18, 2012, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

      Gold star eh? well how about a platinum star?

  4. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    December 17, 2012, 1:06 am | # | Reply

    Ahhh, dat Grinch face! I was waiting for it. Thank God you guys didn’t disappoint!

  5. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    December 17, 2012, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    How did I fail to notice how well-executed the Seussian art style was until this strip? My belated complements.

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      December 17, 2012, 9:35 am | # | Reply

      Don’t you just love saying Seussian? I do.

  6. Bruceski
    Bruceski
    December 17, 2012, 1:50 am | # | Reply

    This is absolutely adorable. Bravo!

    Though I’m not sure I’s want a that-doesn’t-go-there.

  7. Colesloth
    Colesloth
    December 17, 2012, 3:14 am | # | Reply

    Red eyed pinches are better than pinches without.

    • dr pepper
      dr pepper
      December 19, 2012, 11:06 pm | # | Reply

      Heh. Iwas wondering how to work that one in.

  8. ahdok
    ahdok
    December 17, 2012, 3:48 am | # | Reply

    Does the plan involve an intricate pulley system? All the best plans involve an intricate pulley system…

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      December 17, 2012, 7:51 am | # | Reply

      That depends on the designer; e.g. Rube Goldberg or B.S. Johnson.

  9. Odo
    Odo
    December 17, 2012, 4:28 am | # | Reply

    Other than the Pinches — it sounds approximately like Gnome Heaven! Stuff to do. SCIENCE! to do. No boundaries.

    Yep. Gnome Heaven.

  10. Marty
    Marty
    December 17, 2012, 4:49 am | # | Reply

    Loving this story SO MUCH.

    The art is Dead-accurate Seuss, the poetry just the right amount of whimsy,
    If you make this a book, I will surely buy three.

    • Randonimity
      Randonimity
      December 17, 2012, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Oh quite accurate indeed, I must heartily agree!
      And that alt-text, well, it all but slew me!
      So to Mr. J, Mr. P, and Mr. T,
      I offer three cheers of mirth, joy, and glee.

      Plus four rounds of applause and adulation,
      Five octaves of praises and admiration,
      Six hurrah’s and a standing ovation,
      As I await the next update with great anticipation.

      • Phil
        Phil
        December 17, 2012, 9:09 am | # | Reply

        Gold Star.

        Not for the praise, but for the poetry.

  11. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    December 17, 2012, 7:47 am | # | Reply

    Where do Pinches gather?

    At Pinch Point, where smart Gnomes know not to go.

  12. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 17, 2012, 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Looks like the gnomes are about to get scroogewd.

  13. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    December 17, 2012, 11:53 am | # | Reply

    Just another guy on the internet wanting to say kudos on the great rendition of Seuss-style artwork.

  14. Hikaru Katayamma
    Hikaru Katayamma
    December 17, 2012, 12:40 pm | # | Reply

    Nice! You’re word play is excellent, and sneaking in the Grinch at the end was a real treat! Well done!

  15. TequilaMockingbird
    TequilaMockingbird
    December 17, 2012, 12:47 pm | # | Reply

    Red eyes at night, killjoys’ delight

  16. ahdok
    ahdok
    December 17, 2012, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

    I hope their plan involves setting their Doberman dogs on the gnomes.

  17. maggPi
    maggPi
    December 17, 2012, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

    This is awsome! It seems each page is better than the last.

  18. Fren
    Fren
    December 18, 2012, 9:19 am | # | Reply

    I am not as yet certain that I want to ask just what will end up growing three sizes, though it will most likely be safe for work.

    • Psychotic_Serpent
      Psychotic_Serpent
      December 18, 2012, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

      I am betting on the eyebrows.

  19. Abcus
    Abcus
    December 18, 2012, 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    Step 3) Profit!

    (see what I did there?)

    Cheers,

    Cote

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