My gnome, she’s one too.
She’ll go and get her some beans.
Takin’ threes and thirteens.
She grabbed a dunsel for me.
And she yoinked it – just like that.
When her fingers twitch,
She don’t want to pay for it.
Sixteen, first job, sure, everything’s great. Carry that ore for 20 years and see if you’re still smiling. I’d say Bandit’s ahead of the game, exile or no.
Looking at Bandit’s hoard, I see some boards (which I assume were once nailed down), and what appears to be a kitchen sink. No hot stove though. Bandit, you disappoint me.
OMG Teen Bandit! With freckles! SO CUTE. SQUEEEEEE
5) Our hearts. (undersized)
Beans: The gateway drug.
Win!
and thus the start of darkn- ahem, AWESOME of bandit is told. i for one approve of this.
She stole one ring but who would fuss over something so small.
Sauron.
It’s just one little thing, why it like having taken nothing at all!
She thought, “It’s my birthday, and this is my precious,
let’s keep this all quiet or others’ll thrash us.”
Remember this, gnomes ! Bandit may take our lives, but she’ll never take OUR FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOMM !!
Awesome! I love this Axemas special!
Love it while you can, before Bandit puts it in her satchel.
Carrier “Hoarders” Keynes. Next on National Geographic!
Wait…her name is Carrie?
She wrote a book, called “Carrie on stealing”
Carrie on my wayward gnome
There’ll be peace when you are home.
Let your klepto self shine through
And don’t you buy no more.
Once I rose above the parts and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was robbing ever higher
But I stole too much…
Thanks for getting that melody into my head again :P
you’re more than welcome.
Though she’s stolen my trinkets,
my beans, rings and even my cart
The thing I miss most
Is that she’s stolen my heart.
Woo Bandit fandom!
Major win XD
My gnome, she’s one too.
She’ll go and get her some beans.
Takin’ threes and thirteens.
She grabbed a dunsel for me.
And she yoinked it – just like that.
When her fingers twitch,
She don’t want to pay for it.
Arkerra has a Fairy Peril
Kleptomania is its own reward.
It’s the only hobby that doesn’t cost you. Well, except maybe a few years in prison.
Poor Bandit.
She won’t unhand it.
She’s been enchanted.
I kinda feel sorry for her. I know what it’s like to have this irritating urge to do something that you shouldn’t.
I’m with you. It’s rough, especially when you finally give in…
…and get caught…
…and have to work hard to make amends and build new habits…
…and you STILL have that damn itch.
I’m doing ever so much better, though, and life is good.
This is Keynesian Economics, right? Did I go to the wrong class again?
This is indeed that class with most class, now let’s go over the plan!
Sixteen, first job, sure, everything’s great. Carry that ore for 20 years and see if you’re still smiling. I’d say Bandit’s ahead of the game, exile or no.
She would. Gnomes like being cogs in the machine. T’is productive.
Looking at Bandit’s hoard, I see some boards (which I assume were once nailed down), and what appears to be a kitchen sink. No hot stove though. Bandit, you disappoint me.
So when people ask if Bandit is her name or her title, the answer is “yes”.
And when someone tries to take from her something vital, she will make quite a mess!
Bandit!
They don’t understand it
Your rap sheet is so long
And the children all sing
That uncharitable song!