Annotated 48-24
This could have been a life-changing moment for the Don. He could’ve gotten no small amount of political capital from being the one at the front line to actually cave in the Hall of Houses. As it is, well…the best news for him here is that he won’t lose much capital from this, because anyone who didn’t expect him to do this wasn’t paying much attention (and the goblins, for the most part, don’t care). Flo and I sure took him to task, though…
Script: Don Gobligno, pampered rich general as he is, turns his tank towards us and begins to speed to the back line. He is trying not to cry (not doing a great job of it).
Flo’s note: Thank you, Don Gobligno, for your contribution to this battle. You will always be remembered as the guy who will fight as hard as he can until it hurts him personally.
FB: The don’s kind of a goblin turkey.
No longer an adventurer.
Those arrows are knee-seeking missiles I tell you! The killcam on that shot crashed some poor human’s game.
He took an arrow… to… the knee
He was arrowing towards the breach, but now he’s bolting. Previously he was unbowed in debates, but going forward he’ll be afraid of quarrels and dart away from them. He will no longer have the will to continue his amorous pursuits (*coffletcherycoff*). All because he met his archer-nemesis.
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….. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A RULE THAT I’M ONLY ALLOWED TO MAKE SKYRIM JOKES????
Your puns hit the mark! Its a fine way to needle the don. After all, he’s a good target. He’s used to people treating him with a feather touch; Candid remarks will really stick it to him. If you play selfish, you get the shaft.
I especially like your pun-itive use of “quarrel”
If he’s going to be such a coward, he really should have been riding inside his machine like everybody else.
(Not that I can blame him. Not everyone can be a berserker.)