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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

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Ask An Adventurer – How To Spell

on September 20, 2014
Chapter: Ask An Adventurer
└ Tags: E-Merl
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  1. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    September 20, 2014, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    There ain’t no such thing as a little magic.

    • Devlerbat
      Devlerbat
      September 20, 2014, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

      Everything is relative.

    • Lilly
      Lilly
      October 25, 2014, 10:39 am | # | Reply

      If they are making out b/g, then they aren’t exactly homos. E-merl isn’t even Homosapien. He is half elf.

  2. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    September 20, 2014, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    How the heck did he buy them off Alakazamazon? He’s dead broke!

    • Acrox
      Acrox
      September 20, 2014, 8:13 am | # | Reply

      With the same Arcane Express™ he used to pay for tuition, I presume.

      If he looked for better deals at Craigscrolls, he could have an extra toy or two before sinking into debt.

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        September 20, 2014, 7:10 pm | # | Reply

        Then there’s always the Re-Bay-T website, for those magicians who don’t like credit cards & have a chance a low-bidding to get their items.

    • Joe
      Joe
      September 21, 2014, 12:21 am | # | Reply

      Conjure Credit.

      • Acrox
        Acrox
        September 21, 2014, 5:37 am | # | Reply

        Shop clerk: These are the wares you’re looking for.
        E-Merl: These are the wares i’m looking for.
        Shop clerk: You can go about your business.
        E-Merl: He can go about his business.

  3. Pink Freud
    Pink Freud
    September 20, 2014, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Well I guess he spelled it all out for us.

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      September 20, 2014, 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Enchanting fellow, isn’t he?

      • Lexible
        Lexible
        September 20, 2014, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

        And with such a magical smile… I am perpetually charmed by the guy…. even when he starts spouting all that hocus-pocus (he’s no wizard at explaining things).

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          September 20, 2014, 7:12 pm | # | Reply

          But he also admits to not having a high level of skill either…Probably doesn’t win often at Spelling Bees.

          • Taxil Necrobane
            Taxil Necrobane
            September 20, 2014, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

            This strip has dispelled my illusion over how magic worked.

            • CinnamonArcher
              CinnamonArcher
              September 21, 2014, 1:36 am | # | Reply

              Really? It’s conjured up a few ideas for me. Here’s hoping we’re left mystified.

  4. Jack Vermicelli
    Jack Vermicelli
    September 20, 2014, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    “Interrets”

    • Phil
      Flo
      September 20, 2014, 11:17 am | # | Reply

      Prest-O Change-O.

    • umm
      umm
      September 21, 2014, 5:13 am | # | Reply

      as _if_ the caster

  5. EveryZig
    EveryZig
    September 20, 2014, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    Oh, so they are foci. I was under the impression that he just used a lot of magic items as weapons (like a second-hand artificer).

  6. WriterX
    WriterX
    September 20, 2014, 5:08 am | # | Reply

    That is interesting actually. That does rise another question, is magic very malleable? Is magic more along the lines of “Sorcery” from D&D (you can do “anything” as long as you know how) or Wizardry (fixed spells, working along strict lines and rules). And how common are these magical foci? Are they rather common? Rare? I mean, this would suggest that somebody lacking any magical skill could be capable of using powerful foci, as long as he performed the right gesture or input.

    • nemui
      nemui
      September 20, 2014, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      Which edition of D&D allowed sorcerers to do anything as long as they know how? I never played 4th, but 3rd Ed had them use fixed spells just like everybody else. The concept of coming up with a “spell effect” on the fly based on your level of proficiency in a particular field of magic sounds more like White Wolf’s Mage games in its myriad incarnations. (In my experience, it always looked great on paper, not so much in practice. People tend to enjoy familiar rotes more than off the cuff creativity).

      • tejón
        tejón
        September 20, 2014, 11:49 am | # | Reply

        I never played 4th, but 3rd Ed had them use fixed spells just like everybody else.

        I don’t think they were even in the 4e core book, because the whole system (for everyone) invalidated the mechanical differences they had from wizards in 3e. Never bought any later 4e books so I don’t know if they showed up again with some flavor twist.

        5e’s magic system also doesn’t work with the old split, since since a 5e wizard is basically a 3e sorcerer with the ability to change his “known spells” each day. What they did this time, is take metamagic away from wizards: it’s an exclusive sorcerer class feature. 5e Sorcerers also get to pick a power source which gives secondary benefits; PHB options are Draconic Bloodline (the 3e default) or Wild Magic (the d100 table is back!).

        In any case, D&D sorcery has always been exactly the opposite of “knowing how.” Wizards are the ones who study like madmen, and with enough investment can research new spells (which other wizards can then learn). Sorcerers do magic half-instinctively and often have no idea how any of it works.

        • MisterCynic
          MisterCynic
          September 20, 2014, 12:56 pm | # | Reply

          Sorcerers were in the 4e PHB2. All PHBs were intended to be considered core for 4e, hence why they stretched out the normally “core” classes across all three books. Sorcerers still used instinctual magic as they always have, but there wasn’t a substantial mechanical difference between them and wizards, at least not in a way anyone coming from 3.PF would understand.

          No edition of D&D truly had “do anything” magic. Everything had spell descriptions that had to be followed to the letter, because making a truly freeform magic system (in rules heavy games anyway) is hard. Fluffwise it’s supposed to be vancian magic, where spells are independent semi-sentient things that live in your head until you spit one out and forget it. I suppose sorcerers were technically using some other kind of magic since they never had to prepare or forget spells, but spells were still built more or less the same system wide so the division was just sort of fluff.

          • Taxil Necrobane
            Taxil Necrobane
            September 20, 2014, 10:28 pm | # | Reply

            The way I remember the differences of D&D’s 3.0/3.5 wizard and sorcerers was the spell configuration and flavor wise. The wizard had a brainy fluff and a smaller spell pool to use, but a nearly limitless options to switch around with. The sorcerer had a forceful or powerful personality to ‘command’ the magic with a down right huge spell pool to tap, but with a locked in and darn near inflexible spell selection.

        • Acrox
          Acrox
          September 20, 2014, 6:40 pm | # | Reply

          Taking anything “-magic” away from a wizard.

          So, it’s now proper to consider that a sorcerer did it because, you know, a WIZARD is incapable of such sorcery?

      • MidnightDStroyer
        MidnightDStroyer
        September 20, 2014, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

        GURPS has a different approach to magic & its use. They have lists of spells & general principles of magic outlined for a “default-level” magic system, but they also discuss concepts such as wild magic, random effects magic, improvisational magic, ritual magic & so forth. This is so a GM can set the type, style & genre for magic as it fits his/her own gaming style.

        Yeah, it really is a (G)eneric (U)niversal (R)ole (P)laying System.”
        :D

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          September 20, 2014, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

          Nuts…I forgot the parenthesis around the capital S in System, above; (S)

      • Observer
        Observer
        March 16, 2015, 6:02 pm | # | Reply

        Perhaps he’s talking about that thing where wizards had to choose each and every spell they were going to use the next game period before resting but sorcerers just got so many spells/levels they could cast each day and could just go to sleep without choosing anything cause the next day they could choose on the fly? ( I just played the computer game version [Neverwinter Nights] but I think that was how it goes?)

        So basically the Sorcerer in those games could cast any spell they knew until they used up all their spell/slots for that day/period as opposed to the wizard who had to guess about everything the day before according to much more strict rules. Maybe that is what they meant by they could, ‘you can do “anything” as long as you know how’.

    • nemui
      nemui
      September 20, 2014, 6:24 am | # | Reply

      Also, keeping in mind that this is a MMO, those foci are almost certainly class features. Meaning E-Merl can do magic with his rings, but if he gives them to, say, Bandit… all she could do is trade them in for more dagga.

  7. Cubanpep
    Cubanpep
    September 20, 2014, 5:31 am | # | Reply

    I wonder how much are his student loans are for the magic school. Can he apply for a deferment?

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      September 20, 2014, 6:51 pm | # | Reply

      E-Merl ain’t no fool. If he became a highly powered magick-user, he’d have a big bull’s eye on his back in fights (“take the wizard out first!”). Instead, the brains (Syr’Nj) and the brawn (Frigg) are the first targets (see last battle). Why go back to school to become dead meat?

    • Talewinds
      Talewinds
      September 21, 2014, 1:43 pm | # | Reply

      Keeping his skin IS a deferment.

  8. herpderp
    herpderp
    September 20, 2014, 10:11 am | # | Reply

    E-merl needs to get an ice ring..
    Then maybe he’ll be a bit cooler.

    • Denita TwoDragons
      Denita TwoDragons
      September 20, 2014, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      But he’s already GOT a nice ring! Oh wait…

    • Cubanpep
      Cubanpep
      September 21, 2014, 9:40 am | # | Reply

      LFG’s story line, up to te most recent major story arch break was focused on a rabit.

      • herpderp
        herpderp
        September 21, 2014, 10:14 am | # | Reply

        A rarebit!? Was it a 12 inch rarebit or a standard 6 inch rarebit? Did they fill it with mashed potatoes, or gravy?

  9. bokonondeemax
    bokonondeemax
    September 20, 2014, 10:43 am | # | Reply

    You don’t want to know how he activates his Prince Albert of Adamantine Performance.

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      September 20, 2014, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

      I know…The item-of-focus is in the form of paste. He activates it by performing a PAAP smear…

      • bokonondeemax
        bokonondeemax
        September 21, 2014, 12:39 am | # | Reply

        “Eat some paste” –Steven

  10. Silk_Sk
    Silk_Sk
    September 20, 2014, 11:36 am | # | Reply

    Ala..alzaka..alakamaz..alakazamaz-…HA!

  11. TBeckett
    TBeckett
    September 20, 2014, 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    These details have been sitting under our noses the whole time! I wonder at what point the writers decided on this mechanic?

    • Nyzer
      Nyzer
      September 20, 2014, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, I’m fairly sure E-Merl introduced his magical artifacts really early on.

      • Loyal
        Loyal
        September 21, 2014, 2:06 pm | # | Reply

        The items were introduced early on, but it wasn’t until now that we got details on how they actually worked, nor what E-Merl was or was not capable of.

  12. rosetiger
    rosetiger
    September 20, 2014, 1:10 pm | # | Reply

    The bunny needs his own storyline, next break in the chapters. :)

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer
      September 20, 2014, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

      I think Looking For Group has already done a long bunny-oriented storyline…

      • rosetiger
        rosetiger
        September 21, 2014, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

        Well, yeah, but he wasn’t really a bunny, was he? This is the bunny that lives in E-merl’s hat.

        • MidnightDStroyer
          MidnightDStroyer
          September 21, 2014, 9:45 pm | # | Reply

          As long as it doesn’t go all “vorpal bunny” on us, E-Merl can keep the Holy Hand Grenade secured in a Bag of Holding.

    • Talewinds
      Talewinds
      September 21, 2014, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

      The rabbit will be the bridge between chapters, that is, Rabbit Transit…..

      • Rules Lawyer
        Rules Lawyer
        September 21, 2014, 5:23 pm | # | Reply

        TURBOPUNS

  13. Emanon
    Emanon
    September 22, 2014, 5:19 am | # | Reply

    E-merl is such a cool dude.

    • Emanon
      Emanon
      September 22, 2014, 5:19 am | # | Reply

      Haha, saying that with my avatar, priceless.

  14. Scrod
    Scrod
    September 22, 2014, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

    I saw the Band of Summer’s Flame warming up for Jethro Tull. Helluva show.

  15. Observer
    Observer
    March 16, 2015, 6:04 pm | # | Reply

    Can anybody use these things or just folks with some basic training? (before wousing out?)

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