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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'SWG LF 1Tru for Derpy Flower Field Running'

Ask An Adventurer – Love Bandit

on June 7, 2014
Chapter: Ask An Adventurer
└ Tags: Bandit, E-Merl, Rachel
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Discussion (33) ¬

  1. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    June 7, 2014, 10:39 am | # | Reply

    In fairness to Creepy McTootherson, Bandit is totes adorbs.

    • zero
      zero
      June 7, 2014, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

      that she is…that she is

  2. Catbus
    Catbus
    June 7, 2014, 10:54 am | # | Reply

    “Besides, my YouTube sex talk channel has 900,000 subscribers.”

  3. Ganurath
    Ganurath
    June 7, 2014, 11:18 am | # | Reply

    It’s good to see that Bandit isn’t being childish about these things.

    • Ein the SuperDoge!
      Ein the SuperDoge!
      June 7, 2014, 12:09 pm | # | Reply

      Dont play it short my friend, she is as straight as a stalk and as fresh as a meadow when it comes to these things.

  4. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    June 7, 2014, 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    One day someone will backstab bandit for 6d<3 love damage and make her all flatfooted.

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      June 7, 2014, 11:48 pm | # | Reply

      Undoubtedly this will also cause her to shift 1d4 squares in the direction opposite the one from which the attack was made.

      • nemui
        nemui
        June 9, 2014, 6:01 am | # | Reply

        Not if you crack open volume VIII of The Grappling Rules…

  5. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    June 7, 2014, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

    Maybe T or Phil have answered this before, but what exactly is Bandit’s accent supposed to be? It’s clear they’re going for a brogue of some flavor or other, but I can’t quite figure out which it’s meant to be closest to.

    • BarGamer
      BarGamer
      June 7, 2014, 3:08 pm | # | Reply

      I mentally insert “Alabama Momma” and ignore all inconsistencies as “This is ‘Murica, you get a bit of overlap.”

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      June 8, 2014, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      She’s speaking common, with a central Gastonian slums accent.

      The choices of wording and abbreviation in English are simply meant to be an approximate equivalent.

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        June 8, 2014, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

        Yes, I understand that. But I assume that T and Phil have an ACTUAL accent in their head as they write that dialogue, and I was wondering what the equivalent would be.

        • Phil
          Flo
          June 9, 2014, 11:11 am | # | Reply

          The Gnomish accent is not always specific, often used haphazardly.

          It doesn’t “sound like” an existing accent that I can draw from, though the closest approximation would be “Southern Urbanite.”

          The way it shakes out for them is that gnomish language is a lot shorter, more efficient. Their general truncation of Humish is because our language just takes too long to say.

          • Sestror
            Sestror
            June 15, 2014, 8:33 am | # | Reply

            So, basicly, she sounds similiar to someone from ancient rome, (Which means, with latin as their native language) who would have had learned to speak english?

  6. rosetiger
    rosetiger
    June 7, 2014, 1:14 pm | # | Reply

    Alt-text rules!

  7. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    June 7, 2014, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

    I’m reminded of the clique of players of halflings on an NWN persistent world I used to play on, who would continuously flirt with each other and everyone else and and would insist on talking in a mix of low-grade ersatz Cockney and Japanese teenager slang as understood by anime fans. They were terribly annoying.

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy
      June 7, 2014, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

      ‘Oi who’r yous calling a baka, baka.

      • |Agent
        |Agent
        June 8, 2014, 10:59 am | # | Reply

        You fink you neko enuf? Youz ain’t got da earz!

        MOOOOOEEEE da Orkz!

    • Fren
      Fren
      June 10, 2014, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      Yanno, that actually sounds terribly … hilarious. In doses, I guess.

  8. Joe
    Joe
    June 7, 2014, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think there will ever be a comic point that tops Derpy Flower Running Bandit.

  9. Guesticus
    Guesticus
    June 7, 2014, 9:40 pm | # | Reply

    Is it just me (probably just me) but does the hairstyle of that cutout in the daisies remind anyone else of a certain twiggy sister?

    • LockeZ
      LockeZ
      June 8, 2014, 1:59 pm | # | Reply

      No, it’s just you. It pretty much looks like any other set of pigtails.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus
        June 9, 2014, 9:54 am | # | Reply

        Not Bandit with the daisies in her hair, the cutout beside her

  10. Collext
    Collext
    June 7, 2014, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

    OMGOMGOMGOMG yesssssssssssssss I can’t beleive my question got answered! I feel so honored to have contributed something to the comic even if it’s just a sidenote question.
    I unfortunately don’t fully understand the 1337ness of the alt text.
    What does “SWG LF 1” mean in ‘SWG LF 1 Tru for Derpy Flower Field Running’?

    • Bruceski
      Bruceski
      June 8, 2014, 3:23 am | # | Reply

      Single White Gnome Looking For One.

    • Andreas
      Andreas
      June 10, 2014, 2:31 am | # | Reply

      Now you know, then! But where are the nice countries? I’ve been looking, and can’t seem to find even one!

  11. Dragon
    Dragon
    June 8, 2014, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    Oh god that guy is creepy. He is in my nightmares now, especially since I am only a little taller than Bandit……

  12. Creepy McTootherson
    Creepy McTootherson
    June 8, 2014, 1:50 pm | # | Reply

    Your place or mine?

    • Benedikt
      Benedikt
      June 8, 2014, 4:27 pm | # | Reply

      This guy. He’s fast.

  13. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    June 8, 2014, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    Alas, my hopes and dreams, crushed by my crush.

    • Guesticus
      Guesticus
      June 9, 2014, 10:04 am | # | Reply

      Don’t give up, she didn’t say it would/could never happen (unless you are that guy in panel 4), just that it wasn’t a priority for her (which is, in a way, a sensible act: she is not actively looking but won’t dismiss it if/when it does happen)

  14. shadow
    shadow
    June 24, 2014, 9:16 am | # | Reply

    Framly guild anybody?

  15. Speedy
    Speedy
    December 23, 2018, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

    Gargamel, she’s not a Smurf, and you’re not fooling anyone, with that pathetic combover.

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