Dere’s a rat in de kitchen, what amma gonna do,
Dere’s a rat in de kitchen, what amma gonna do,
Am gonna cook dat rat, dat’s what am gonna do,
Am gonna cook dat rat!
Given his relationship with food (another AAA, but stupid comment thing blocks messages with links), I imagine the quality of his cooking is legendary.
Welp, that’s the second time (I think) I see Gravedust smiling. Not the “have a good day, my child” smile, but a “sure all of my kind were slain, soul-erasing corruption is running amok and even myself and my comrades experienced the pain of death but oh boy I pity the dead who no longer can know such joys” smile.
Oh, my dorm chef back in the day – he was huge, and terrible. His “Portuguese Fish Stew” was the worst. Fish chunks boiled in water basically. On the other hand, we loved him, because he such an awesome guy. So we joked about his terrible food behind his back, and praised the few things he cooked well to high heaven.
First! Yes! I’m special.
Um, I can’t think of any puns. When Bandit cooks the situation is dire?
these puns show up when feast expected
That was the roast you could do?
Well, for what it’s worth you’re still the apple of my eye, even if your punmanship doesn’t quite meat expectations.
Ye olde bicarbonate of soda – “When there’s dire mouse you take a load-a!”
Do us all a favor entrée to learn the difference between a mouse and a rat.
What the adventurers had really asked for was dire mousse. Actually, they got off lucky, all things considered.
Rather than pot roast, Bandit’s better at getting everybody half baked by roasting pot (chap. 15, pg 18)
Not only was the food bad, it gave everyone dire-hea.
Just remember, kids, keep the Mouse in Axemouse.
Dere’s a rat in de kitchen, what amma gonna do,
Dere’s a rat in de kitchen, what amma gonna do,
Am gonna cook dat rat, dat’s what am gonna do,
Am gonna cook dat rat!
On reflection, that should have read “dire’s a rat in de kitchen.”
Okay, Gravity Falls has destroyed the phrase “Lil’ old me” to my brain.
I heard Gideon when I read bandit saying that. >.<
I love how this is the happiest we’ve ever seen Gravedust. XD
Is it because Braggadocio’s stuff was so good, or…
Given his relationship with food (another AAA, but stupid comment thing blocks messages with links), I imagine the quality of his cooking is legendary.
When Gravedust stuffs his face full, you know it’s good.
wait…doesn’t Braggs cook and eat every monster he kills?
When your policy is to eat what you kill, then you’re gonna have learn how to be a good cook pretty quickly.
Especially when your profession is soldier in a monster-ridden realm.
A Jingoist with the same policy… well, he’d starve, but you get my point.
I love how your gravatar matchs your comment
Clearly Braggs makes the best Dire Rat Stew. ;)
Never trust a skinny cook!
Ah, the old apple with a corpse around it.
It keeps the apple moist.
What? No recipe for roast Dire Mouse?
Roast Dire Mouse IS the recipe.
Welp, that’s the second time (I think) I see Gravedust smiling. Not the “have a good day, my child” smile, but a “sure all of my kind were slain, soul-erasing corruption is running amok and even myself and my comrades experienced the pain of death but oh boy I pity the dead who no longer can know such joys” smile.
Gravedust, you killed that steak!
Reminds me of that old adage: If the chef is fat, the food is good!
Explain Guy Fieri.
Guy doesn’t count. or did you think guy was worth mentioning?
Oh, my dorm chef back in the day – he was huge, and terrible. His “Portuguese Fish Stew” was the worst. Fish chunks boiled in water basically. On the other hand, we loved him, because he such an awesome guy. So we joked about his terrible food behind his back, and praised the few things he cooked well to high heaven.
Considering that other large rodents are well-known for being pretty damn tasty when roasted, I’d give it a try…
This assumes that said large rodents are cooked properly, not half-burnt. But hell, I’ll try anything once.
Wonder where Frigg was? The others are too polite to tell Bandit what they think of her cooking, but she wouldn’t.