Could be worse you could have your D&D char. introduced into the campaign by “‘As you come upon the clearing you hear muffled screams and see what appears to be a bugbear doing indecent things to an elf hogtied over a tree stump.’ I’d encourage you to introduce yourself now but you cant really speak as your mouth is full of what was once your underclothes.”
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Happened to me once. Honest. Although it was rabid gnomes instead.
Could be worse you could have your D&D char. introduced into the campaign by “‘As you come upon the clearing you hear muffled screams and see what appears to be a bugbear doing indecent things to an elf hogtied over a tree stump.’ I’d encourage you to introduce yourself now but you cant really speak as your mouth is full of what was once your underclothes.”
Wow…. Seriously? Oo Man, and i thought my first time playing “Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy” was tough! ^^
So was that really a bugbear, or one of the offshoot species of the tribe? Sounds more like the buggerybear to me.
Are we speaking from prior experience Sterling
Sadly yes
That is so very unfortunate.
poor fellow, Sterling… XD