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I read the caption in what I think is Bandit’s voice..or children in awe…either way…adorable!
These greaves suren’t aren’t made for hikin’. Now, if she had boots…
“suren’t”? Uh, 6:05 over here, good morning!
These greaves aren’t made for hiking,
So walking’s what they’ll do!
One of these days these greave are gonna walk all over YOU! :)
One of these days you’re going to greave that they walked all over you.
Gravy is copping some serious breastplate there!
Well, you know what they say about dwarves…
…wait. What do they say about dwarves?
Discworld reference, as far as I can see.
Yeah, what do they say about dwarves ? Tell us ! ^^
Tell us more, dawg! ;) ^^
They love the cold kiss of steel? No, that were emos…
They love their metal and mountains, of course. And let’s not go into caves… I don’t think that can be covered in this comic.
That this one is the heretofore unknown Eight Dwarf, “Handsy?”
Actually, it’s Dopey’s twin brother “Gropey”.
We let Tombdirt be Gravedusts’s stunt double this one time and look what happens.
OHMIGAWD DEY SO KAWAII ADAWWWABLE!!!!!
I mean, uh, FUCK YEAH
BEER AND FOOTBALL
Frigg has to have a moment like that at some point.
Newest hit by Friggy Sinatra.
“You keep saying you’ve got something on me.
something you call balls, but confess.
You’ve been a fightin’ where you shouldn’t have been a fightin’
and now someone else is smashin’ all your bones.
These greaves are made for trampling, and that’s just what they’ll do
one of these days these greaves are gonna trample over you.”
“You keep punching, when you oughta be runnin’
and you keep bruisin’ when you oughta not fight.
You keep bitchin’ when you oughta be a beggin’.
Now what’s tough is tough, but you ain’t been tough yet.
You win, good sir.
Boys, I hear a single!
Isn’t Rhinosaur a Soundgarden track? Din’t know they were so cuddly.
I LOVE YOUR AVATAR.
“Release the Kraken!”
somebody had to say it.
… Want a Rhinosaur. Right now.
(Also…LOL at the faces.)
I can totally imagine Frigg braining herself when the rhinosaur takes its next stride.
I’m the King of Everything!
That reminded me of two things:
1) Daniel Jackson being taken for a ride on Abydos,
2) Peter Griffin: “YEEAAAHHH!” Falcor: “You’re a little too heavy, buddy!” Peter: “YEEAAAHHH!” Falcor: “We’re doin’ down!” Peter: “YEEAAAHHH!” [crash] Peter: “Yeeaaahhh.”
I keeping thinking that what this comic needs, especially now, is musical accompaniment by The Who.
I can’t stop laughing whenever I think of the alt-text. And I keep thinking of the alt-text, so I keep laughing.
Exhibit B in today’s lesson on: Why to be really handy with a length of rope if you’re going to go adventuring.
Question 4: Bryon appears to be happy in panel 4. Why is this?
D) Best is dead!!!!
E) Syr’Nj is cluthing tightly to him.
Actually, looking at what’s happened recently, he has good reasons to be happy.
1. He tried his best to save Best. Best Died. Still, He was the Heroic one! +1 Byron.
2. Syr’Nj made it clear She’s acting as Leader. No more responsibility! After his mental state when he was res’ed, this helped take away alot of his fears I am sure.
3. Best is Dead!
4. He was able to do something useful for the party without killing or being the leader! Yay!
5. She is clinging rather well… And he can blame the bouncing on any erection. Guilt free horniness!
6. Best is dead!
7. Have you ever riden a stupid animal? It’s so friggin fun!
also, very apporopate with your avatar :)
Somebody’s having fun.
Wonder how much of a backbone ridge one of those has…
*waits for line of My Little Rhinosaur toys to hit the stores in time for Xmas*
Ooh! Ooh! I want Clobber and Slobber! :3 One of them as a water-drop of drool on his hind flank, the other has a fist as his mark, y’know, like the My Little Ponies! x3
Syr’Nj: “The goggles! They do nothing!”
“…and why am I not wearing them?
Not Epic mounts, but at least mounts. Cue the transition music so we don’t have to spend days getting to the next “important bit.”
Gravedust is totally groping Frigg’s boobs. XD Not that she minds, since she’s wearing full plate armor and distracted by the high-speed rhino ride.
If Gravedust can grope through solid steel then Frigg’s just thinking about how she’s gonna have to try armwrestling the guy later. That’s a hell of a grip.
What if GD has a kind of “astral groping” ability? Could allow him to get a feel despite physical obstacles. Old perv.
…Ghost Touch Grope? o.o
Best way to distract yourself from Best’s death.
They look so happy! The way their mouths are hanging open with their tongues lolling out remind me of my puppy. I couldn’t help but giggle. Also, Friggs “OH yeah!” totally won it.
i imagine her saying it in a Randy Savage/ Cool Aid guy way, dunno why
Am I the only one who saw the last panel and thought of the last scene in “The NeverEnding Story”? Yanno…the one with Sebastian using Falkor to chase down the bullies in the real world…where he fist pumps screaming out “YEAAAAAAAHHHH”?
Almost certainly intentional.
It is not the first Neverending Story joke we’ve inserted into GA and it probably won’t be the last.
I still say that movie should have been named, “Much Ado about Nothing.”
Really? because this is what I thought of.
I think I just showed my age. >.<
Never mind… same here, and I am twenty-four…
A mere eighteen, and I got it. Never Ending Story is hardly showing one’s age.
I’m glad I wasn’t the one to make the comment then, because I’m thirty-five.
I was reading the comments, hoping nobody would make a comment about that so I could….. DAMN IT. D:
Just waiting from Mom and the Aunts to show up. :P
I want a rhinosaur! They seem like they have the mentality of a dog, which would be just perfect.
Little known fact: Rhinosaur spit is liquid seratonin.
Why does frigg remind of the Ateryu from Never Ending story ?
Because they are both fictional characters?
Gotta be the plate mail.
That or a dwarf copping a feel from behind.
Then the rhinosaurs took the ga
Then the rhinosaurs took the gang to meet their friends – Littlefoot, Petrie and Ducky.
Rhinosaurs are awesome; someone make them real right now!
Keep them keep them keep them kee…
Yeeaaaaaaaaaaah!! My thoughts exactly.
I wanna ride! I wanna ride! I wanna ride!
We want miniatures. That way, the next time someone challenges you to a Warhammer battle, you can surprise them by placing Rhinosaur Cavalry!
Ogre Rhinox Riders. You’re welcome.
Superior Rhinox: http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Rhinox_(BW)
Don’t know about Warhammer but Gaslight the would be a must.
Heck anything goes in Gaslight.
It really hurts to see Byron call Syr’Nj boss. Even where that is casual address for some people, I don’t remember it established as one of Byron’s mannerisms. I can only hope from now, he’ll be alright.
For which Frigg’s exuberance may be good medicine.
Why does it hurt?
I’d suggest because it’s a sign of Byron’s psychological damage (He’s “given up”), rather than because Sineplex doesn’t think Syr’Nj deserves to be called “boss”. which she does. /awesomeelf
Yeah. That. I mean, if Byron was calling Syr’Nj the boss out of pure respect for authority, I get the feeling he’d have said ‘captain’ somehow. Something that’s not the word ‘boss’.
A little bit of mood whiplash from the last strip.
What do you say to those white smudges on their faces? I think they are new, and that’s probably why I don’t like them.
it’s the desert, then ought to use some lotion to protect them from the scorching sun
he made the grave mistake of encroaching plated assets as one would expect, he’s a dwarf afterall, talk about using social misconception as a means to get away with groping, shame on you.
i just noticed you elf, what’s with you guys today and groping? no, not gonna do the obvious joke about elves and wood, nope
Then talk about broads and bones…
I say the Rhinosaurs become part of the team
They’re the new fifth member.
I instantly thought of this: http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=340
Except that Digger didn’t enjoy it nearly as much as Frigg is here. :P
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