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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'We've got a great place you and your Thermoscope can go. We call it the Auto-Brig 20X, and it's all you can do to contain yourself around it.'

Chapter 14 – Page 13

on December 30, 2011
Chapter: Chapter 14
└ Tags: E-Merl, Franzington, Frigg, Gravedust, Micholuszek, Rachel, Scipio
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Discussion (57) ¬

  1. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    December 30, 2011, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    What will those gnomes think of next?

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      December 30, 2011, 5:56 pm | # | Reply

      What I meant to say was.
      “A thermascope!? Who gnomes what they will think up next?”

  2. MichaelHaneline
    MichaelHaneline
    December 30, 2011, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    And I still say that one gnome looks like Charlton Heston.

    • Snowblind
      Snowblind
      December 30, 2011, 1:20 am | # | Reply

      Charles Heston does not sweat.

      And if he did, the sweat would cure Chuck Norris.

      • Thracecius
        Thracecius
        December 30, 2011, 12:16 pm | # | Reply

        Chuck^2

  3. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    December 30, 2011, 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, don’t try to stop them or anything guys.

    • Thor
      Thor
      December 30, 2011, 12:57 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t have to stop them if it was a clever facsimile and not the actual horn.

      Just sayin’.

      • Snowblind
        Snowblind
        December 30, 2011, 1:19 am | # | Reply

        Or if it does not matter. After all, it is all a diversion.

        The horn is a tactical loss for a strategic goal.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      December 30, 2011, 10:24 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, that was uncharacteristically stupid of them. Either they had a copy or they were looking for an excuse to trash shit.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        December 30, 2011, 10:21 pm | # | Reply

        If they could build a convincing copy then so could anyone and then the Gnomes wouldn’t need to destroy the horn, just say someone made it to look Gnomish.

        • SteelRaven
          SteelRaven
          December 31, 2011, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

          In the end, the high command has already seen the horn and know it’s Gnomish. It’s still stupid to hand the Horn over but even more stupid for the two professors to destroy it right in front of the team and then tell them to ‘get the hell out.’

          Not sure how this was suppose to through off any suppression unless the Gnomes are counting on team to hand ’em more stuff to burn.

  4. Ambitious Sloth
    Ambitious Sloth
    December 30, 2011, 12:34 am | # | Reply

    Those gnomes sure know how to turn up the heat.

  5. Kenneth McNay
    Kenneth McNay
    December 30, 2011, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    wow, Scipio is much larger than Frigg!

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      December 30, 2011, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

      Frigg has never appeared to be particularly large to me (neither has Byron for that matter), she’s just meaner and tougher than most of her opponents. :)

  6. Shadow of Light Dragon
    Shadow of Light Dragon
    December 30, 2011, 1:27 am | # | Reply

    As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

    • James K
      James K
      December 30, 2011, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      Are you suggesting that this was a triumph?

      • Jacon Clay
        Jacon Clay
        December 30, 2011, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

        I think I saw a note stating ‘HUGE SUCCESS’…

        • Pierce
          Pierce
          December 31, 2011, 1:21 am | # | Reply

          It’s hard to overstate the gnome’s satisfaction right now.

      • norm
        norm
        December 30, 2011, 5:58 pm | # | Reply

        Well, the Thermascope was a lie!

  7. Gundi
    Gundi
    December 30, 2011, 1:40 am | # | Reply

    How does Scipio manage to always be cool? Is it a medical condition?

    • Messenger
      Messenger
      December 30, 2011, 6:28 am | # | Reply

      He doesn’t look so cool in the last panel. He looks PISSED.

      • Redo19
        Redo19
        January 1, 2012, 3:55 am | # | Reply

        He reminds me of Bruce Willis.

  8. Pikey
    Pikey
    December 30, 2011, 1:45 am | # | Reply

    My instincts say to pick them up by their ankles and dangle them over the ‘thermascope’ until they cry like little girls. Littler girls.

    WWFD?

  9. tecani
    tecani
    December 30, 2011, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    Well that might be true for innocent MEN Scipio, but these fine inventors are clearly innocent GNOMES.

  10. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    December 30, 2011, 2:29 am | # | Reply

    If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the thermascope.

  11. Doop doop
    Doop doop
    December 30, 2011, 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Just say NOPE to Thermascope!

  12. Slipdance
    Slipdance
    December 30, 2011, 2:49 am | # | Reply

    Welp, that’s great.

    The incriminating evidence is now molten slag metal, and on top of that, our merry band seems to be no closer to finding out who those illegal weapon traders are.

    Then again, you know what they say…. ‘The one who smelt it, dealt it.’

    • Stephen
      Stephen
      December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm | # | Reply

      ah, we need a gold star over here.

      • Radar
        Radar
        January 1, 2012, 8:19 am | # | Reply

        Concur…slipdance deserves a gold star of double entendre-ness

  13. SaltyKracka
    SaltyKracka
    December 30, 2011, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    I think you’ll find his reach rather greater than yours, old boy. One of the advantages of height, y’know.

  14. jokerlope
    jokerlope
    December 30, 2011, 4:25 am | # | Reply

    While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it, because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

    • Llama118
      Llama118
      December 30, 2011, 6:28 am | # | Reply

      I love you.

  15. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin
    December 30, 2011, 6:19 am | # | Reply

    I imagine Scipio here sounds like the narrator from “Bastion”.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 30, 2011, 6:21 am | # | Reply

      Totally!

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      December 30, 2011, 8:39 am | # | Reply

      That man has a voice as smooth as a glass bottle. But with an edge to it, like what you might find inside that bottle.

      • wwlaos
        wwlaos
        December 30, 2011, 10:18 am | # | Reply

        …a tiny ship?

        • Mujaki
          Mujaki
          December 30, 2011, 6:53 pm | # | Reply

          I wouldn’t really recommend drinking ships in bottles.
          Not to say it hasn’t been done before:
          http://www.tinykittenteeth.com/2009/02/25/setting-sail/

  16. Messenger
    Messenger
    December 30, 2011, 6:31 am | # | Reply

    Oh boy. We all know how reserved and unflappable Scipio is, even during the stress of combat. He looks pissed. I don’t what he’s going to do now that he’s pissed. Dangling one of them treacherous gnomes over the fire comes to mind, though…

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      December 30, 2011, 10:20 am | # | Reply

      Dangling them over the fire would put them inside the thermascope, and if you try holding your hand above a lit candle, you’ll find out that heat from a flame projects quite a bit upwards. Heat from an oven, trapped in a vertical pipe? Well, I’m pretty sure you’d quickly have a dead gnome in your hands, and then a pair of empty hands as the scorching heat makes you drop whatever you’re holding to quickly retract those hands.

      (Though I suppose that fantasy physics might say that fire burns, and “above fire” is just warm.)

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 9, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        And the downside of the above would be… ?

  17. Dan Irving
    Dan Irving
    December 30, 2011, 8:12 am | # | Reply

    Frigg: “Those blueprints look rather complex. Mind if I make some adjustments with my mace?”

    …. Nah … to subtle.

  18. Robtimus
    Robtimus
    December 30, 2011, 10:21 am | # | Reply

    I’m glad the gnomes still take time for tea in their workshops.

  19. Connie
    Connie
    December 30, 2011, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    I hope nobody has a meltdown over this. :(

  20. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    December 30, 2011, 2:59 pm | # | Reply

    “You say our investigation’s been destroyed, as though we’re bound by any legal authority. We’re a GUILD, son. We do what the fuck we want.”

    Besides, real evidence is being gathered by Bandit. They just need to keep Brainy McPlotscheme talking.

  21. Softy
    Softy
    December 30, 2011, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    The irony of gnomes talking about reach to a man holding a very large sword is staggering.

  22. KeiranHalcyon
    KeiranHalcyon
    December 30, 2011, 4:31 pm | # | Reply

    Is it “Thermascope” or “Thermoscope”? There seems to be some difference of opinion.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      December 30, 2011, 4:57 pm | # | Reply

      Thermoscalp. They removed it from some hothead.

  23. Benedikt
    Benedikt
    December 30, 2011, 8:22 pm | # | Reply

    Love the details and the changes of perspective, well done!

  24. karishi
    karishi
    December 31, 2011, 12:46 pm | # | Reply

    How did that line of talk slip past the heroes? First they say “It came from here in our lab.” Then they say, “Let’s put it in this oven-like device to see where it came from.”

    You just said you already knew where it came from.

    Also:
    “You will find the arm of the law is in fact very long, professor,” says Bandit, walking into the room dragging the body of Boy Pirate McDoucheypants.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      January 1, 2012, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

      Yeah, it’s a bit of a plot hole. Should’ve said that this device was based on the stolen prototype.

  25. Locke
    Locke
    December 31, 2011, 6:33 pm | # | Reply

    “That’s amazing! It discerns divine origins, you say? You know, I’ve always wondered… What are the divine origins of a gnome?”

  26. Redo19
    Redo19
    January 1, 2012, 3:56 am | # | Reply

    This has got to be the most adorable steampunky trap I have ever seen.

  27. JJ
    JJ
    January 1, 2012, 5:43 am | # | Reply

    Frigg never, ever, insinuates.

    She just might incinerate though.

  28. Nathanyel
    Nathanyel
    January 1, 2012, 10:58 am | # | Reply

    Gotta give it to him though, it takes balls to call someone “son” that it three times as large and ten times as heavy as you, and who is also casually smoking a cigar.

    • karishi
      karishi
      January 1, 2012, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Well, he does have Scipio out-bearded.

  29. Adell
    Adell
    January 1, 2012, 4:43 pm | # | Reply

    That horn is fine, street mage is using an illusion on them or something :3

  30. Observer
    Observer
    March 8, 2015, 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Scip reminds me of Smoker from One Piece and the burning of the horn is reminding me of the attempted incineration of the Companion Cube from Portal. I’m seeing refs where there are none… I have ref vision. :(

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