New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Looks like they may be in over their heads.
They’re definitely waist deep in trouble.
They may need a boost to get over this one.
Hopefully Syr will arrive to give them a leg up.
They are welcome here gnome-more.
Their welcome ran short.
They’ll find little tolerance here.
Fortunately, Syr is known to love and tolerate the shit out of people.
Not the smallest bit of courtesy from the gnomes I see.
Also I seem to have gotten the short end of the stick on the avatar reshuffle. Best not to make a big deal about it, but I lament that I have the pornstache gnomore.
I wonder if they’d have better luck going through the Gnome Office.
(blame David Bowie for that one, I accept no responsibility)
We’re running short on puns
I wonder if the human districts are called Humantown.
Nah, I think it might be a Chinatown-type deal.
They’re called “Gastonian Army Outposts”.
Everyone loves the peacemakers XDDD
What is it that you think you have in your own home?
The pipes don’t connect directly to my neighbor’s houses, though.
Not above ground, but the only practical difference is that you don’t see the connection.
Scipio, tanking it like a man.
These gnomes sure have a short fuse, and don’t seem to enjoy small talk.
They’re not actually yelling at Scipio, because he’s half-gnome, half-giant.
Where’s Bandit Keynes? She should be the one to lead the diplomatic approach. Although, her bandit status may make her as much an outcast as her non-gnome confederates.
You’re not supposed to be able to see the rogue until she stabs you in the kidneys.
I love the shop sign in the background. “Shorty’s Short Bread”? Perfect.
I bet they use lots of shortening.
looked this up, shortening is for shortbread. *facepalm*
If only you’d taken the short time to check, first.
this is what I get for taking short-cuts.
Don’t short on the research before making a statement like that next time.
Myself? I wonder if they sell short shorts too . . .
Scipio has the right idea. No sense worrying about problems that can be solved with tossing.
No, no, that’s dwarves, you bowl with midgits.
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
Certainly, sir. That’ll be one “backstab” instead.
Fool! Gnomes are for Punting!
And Rachel is in a sword draw stance.
The party may have to use non-lethal force, it’s a good thing Frigg brought mace.
The residents just wanted to continue to Occupy Gnometown.
She’s got her wimple back. She’s ready for business.
Which would you rather fight, one duck, the size of a horse, or a herd of horses the size of ducks?
I think I’ll fight the goose instead.
Emerl and Gravedust look so sad to be hated.
(Also…Shorty’s Shortbread? Eesh, sounds like something a human would make up for a Gnome business.
Nonsense. That’s just an anthropocentric lie made up to justify the oppression of the non-human races.
1% of the Races control 99% of the writing.
E-Merl! Watch your hat!
“Advances in three-dimensional geometry…”
How to build a Gnome house
1. Build a Tudor house
2. Add pipes
Just Glue Some Gears On It (And Call It SteamPunk)
Nota Bene: I think the art on this page is excellent. It’s just that comment was an excuse to post a link to that video, which I found hilarious.
Mr. John Waltrip, you have outdone yourself with today’s issue. If I could have the whole thing printed on glossy, poster sized-paper, I would frame it an hang it on a wall. Beautiful art, sir.
Thank you very much, Thraceius. Maybe we can get Phil and T to spring for a few art prints, or just make it available as a desktop wallpaper or something. Thanks again.
Prints will come as soon as we own a quality printer of our own with which to make them. WordPress has a feature to make prints of pages and I’d like to use it.
In the meantime, wallpaper request noted!
Gnome way are they getting away clean this time.
Ah…Rothenburg o.d. Tauber. Nice artistic nod.
Very nice. Rothenburg was a fantastic experience.
Might have gone better if Grave and Syr had gone in alone without all the humans.
I think they would still stand out in this town.
So I take it they DIDN’T send out the lollipop guild this time around.
This crowd has a short temper.
Nice sword, Scip. Never noticed the gem-inlaid handle.
I wonder if everyone grows taller in the daytime. Seriously, I would feel so alienated in this place.
Hopefully Gravedust will be able to help everyone see eye to eye.
Gnomes asking to be left to their devices.
Because they tinker.
In soviet arkerra, you stand in gnome’s lawn!
Or possibly eastern Gnometown?
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