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And THAT is why you train Intimidate.
I honestly had frigg figured for a more STR and CON build and didn’t think she’d have the charisma for a good Intimidate.
Oh, I love Frigg. I want to have her ginger babies.
Your attempts would at best end in death by snu-snu.
Last tie i saw anything with a grin like that it was trying to get at Roy Scheider.
Sadly for these guys, gnomes are yet to invent adult diapers.
Gnomes don’t need adult-sized diapers
They will for the load those two are dropping right about now.
Human-infant diapers will do just fine, he means.
No they won’t, he means.
Ah, the beauty of miscommunication in action.
This discussion is poopy.
I was wondering when they were gonna show.
Also: I am mildly shocked that Frigg can tell the difference between gnomes. I had her pegged as one of -those- types.
If only more people considered whether something is worth being an angry mob over.
She DID spend an extended period examining their faces for tells, as she played them. Of course she would gnow the diffrence between gnomes and gnomes that suck at chess.
They’re wearing the same clothes.
Let a smile be your umbrella, Frigg!
The Auld Grump
Note to self:
Gnomish pacifiers don’t pacify.
BACK TO THE RIDICULOUSLY COMPLEX DRAWING BOARD
Spiked falus baton. Great for screwing people up, crushing pelvises or just busting some ass. Use of protection simply prolongs the agony. Hate fuck certified.
every time i read your posts i cant UN hear it in Pat Stewart’s voice.
That last line there i will take to my grave.
Try not to say “make it so!” after his last line.
I hate you both right now
I like the angry baby in the first panel.
The mum in the first panel could be Bandit’s mum.
Frigg knows how to carry a big stick…
…and she knows where she can stick it.
Still working on the “speaking softly,” though.
nice catch of the perspective in the last panel
BE PREPARED FOR FRIGG’S GIANT SPIKED METAL PHALLUS TO ENTER CERTAIN, SHALL WE SAY, ORIFICES.
DO NOT BE ALARMED. BUT BE AFRAID.
Another Friggin game of chess! Awriiiiii.
Note about the scrollover:
She also takes the ‘check’ out of ‘checkmate’.
What? No. I’m saying she has friends. Eesh. :3
Warrior chess puts a whole new meaning on the phrase “sword and board”
It’s always worth bein’ an angry mob over!
Cue the Angry Mob!
Time for some diplomacy- Frigg style. :-D
Evacuate the Queen, stat!
Isn’t that what the King’s brother said when the King walked into a room?
Happy Frigg is scary. Hide the white queen!
Chess them again, Frigg!
Anyone else notice that the Gnomes are just as intolerant towards “crazy” Wood Elves and Dwarves?
Odd isn’t it? Especially since it seems the only thing that makes her ‘crazy’ is that she likes the same things they like. Machines.
Gnome 1: I love machines!
Gnome 2: Me too!
Gnome 3 and 4: Us also!
Elf: So do I guys.
All Gnomes: Nutjob!
Would have loved to see E-Merl use reverse psychology on that question.
Gnome: And just what makes y’think this thing’s from Gnometown, eh?
E-Merl: Well I sort of thought maybe gnomes were capable of making a device that controls and summons gargantuan cephalapods by utilizing sonar waves, but the more I think of it, it’s probably totally out of your guys league.
Gnome: That’s right! So go back to your…wha?
E-Merl: Yeah, sorry to bother you guys. We should probably go interrogate some Goblins or something. Now there are some prime inventors.
And yeah, worry I’m going to seem spammy but I’m making up for lost time.
So lame joke time. Sort of thinking they should have called it something other than Gnometown. Maybe Gnomerica.
Y’know because Bandit Keynes used to live there. In Gnomerica
While this is true, I still worry for her. Hopefully her Guildies will be able to swoop in and rescue her when needed, and demonstrate the power of FRIENDSHIP!
Their choices were Gnometown, Gnomerica, and Gnomewhere.
Nome is taken. And chilly, so I hear.
Also Gnomehome might have done the job, but that’s a little too fairy-book.
I think they chose this for its elegant simplicity. Says what it is: town of gnomes. Says it in a not-too-cute yet still adorable way. Just what they wanted.
I also like the angry baby: clearly the kid reads the papers.
Hide the White Queen!
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