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Byron killed a bear for dinner, and syrnj has hungry eyes.
#”do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do, do, doo-dooooo! Hungry like the Elf! Hungry like the Elf! Hungry like the Elf! She straddles the vine, like honey and wine, now he’s hungry like the Ellllllllllf!”#
Oh, God. I am so sorry, Simon!
bow chicka wow wow
brown chicken, brown cow
Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see? I see a fierce fighter looking at me.
Fierce fighter, fierce fighter, what do you see? I see a horny elf looking at me.
Horny elf, horny elf, what do you see? I see a my man covered in honey bee!
Hur ur ur ur ur.
It won’t last.
@ the last panel
So, is this what they call “morning wood”?
Looks like Byron’s taking a run around the bush.
With Syr it probably really is a bush.
Hope he doesn’t get splinters.
If the bear had family nearby, it’s more likely ‘mourning wood’.
Mourning wood… that phrase has some unfortunate implications.
Are they seriously going to have sex in the Forest of Weird Bad Things? (Or whatever the fuck its called..)
Well, SOMEbody’s got to have interspecies relations there. Where do you think Ur-Animals come from? The Ur-Storktopus?
Inter species relations…Ur-storktapus…Gorrilantula….Arrrrgh! Rule 34! Ur-furries! Bring me brain bleach!
Stable relationships and successful cures don’t make for a compelling tale, especially ones discovered simply by the application of the characters’ existing skill-sets without challenging them. Expect to see these supposedly positive turns eventually go negative in a big way.
Gotta hit the low point on the hero’s journey, y’all.
Well said. ‘Twas too easy.
“Expect to see these supposedly positive turns eventually go negative in a big way.”
Byron: Mmm… Syrnj…I…WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? THAT’S NOT A VAGINA!
“The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.”
~ The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Hi Fife-ness wins a conterfeit gold star for his Schlock Mercenary reference! :D
Because it’s not like this is a resolution to the lowest point in the comic or anything.
Lowest point *so far*.
Story’s not over yet. We must go lower!
Be careful what you wish for.
Nobody’s wishing, but we all know the rules.
*Ahem.* That’s what SHE said! Badoom-ching!
remember fellow creatures, no matter how low you are, theres always more down.
Finally, an opportunity to link to Oglaf! (NSFW note: nudity, including nipples)
Also, love the alt-text Shakespeare reference.
SECONDED! (to Shakespeare).
Additionally, I love the use of the term “Recreational” in panel 4.
Alt text, I fear you overlooked the second animal that was discovered in the grove that day:
The One-Eyed Trows Ur-Snake.
Epic. Win. I award you an “Alllllll riiiiiiiight” and two “giggity”s.
We must empirically prove that the cure works while you’re getting it on…FOR SCIENCE!
Did anybody else think of this? (NSFW)
So he berserked during orgasm as well? Or just each time _he_ was penetrated?
considering that brothels dont allow berserkers…
if Byron had berserked, I imagine him devouring the bear like Eva 01.
Re: “not hitting a low point in the hero’s journey” : How is killing your own team NOT a low point?? How is suffering from something that looked to me a lot like shell-shock NOT a low point?
*returns to feverishly writing Syr/Byron fanfic*
I wonder if Byron’s savvy enough to realize what Syr’nj’s tats mean.
your avatar makes this even more entertaining to read
Harky said that berserkness was some sort of infection…maybe Syr was afraid of the murderous-spree-sex-disease…
I think she was more concerned that high levels of adrenaline would cause a reaction. You know like the hulk in the lastest movie, where if his heart rate got above a certain point, which occured when bruce was mad, scared ect, he’d rage out and go on a mindless killing spree. That said now he’s cured a few things might happen. HE might be poised with a situation where the need to berserk occures and he has to choose or the potion could have side effects or just not last as long as hoped. That said Syr can always science (see chapter 1 page 2)
So let me get this straight.
She’s drugged him up on suppressants
She’s taken him out to a remote location
and now she’s making out with him?
This is not a behaviour pattern you should be trusting!
But it does sound a lot like my experience of college….
On Monday: Frigg investigates a strange screeching sound…and wishes she hadn’t.
maybe Richard’ll let her borrow his shovel
I’m just so happy that Syr managed to lick Byron’s problem. Oh and that whole berserker thing too.
hurr, hurr! I *bet* she’s licked his problem! And I’m sure he’s returning the favour!
dammit. i just read your “..and that berserker thing, too.” just too tired to notice the double-punchline. Imma gonna go sleepy-bye, now.
“The Beast With Two Backs” – oh no! Not the ur-beast of The Missionary Position…
“Oh dear, how did honey get under your trousers? Well, we’d better take them off so we can get at that, too…”
EEEEEEEEEEyup. I ship it.
Does overnight shipping cost extra?
Oh no. The test is not over, no. The next part of the test is to see if Byron will go berserk because of splinters in his thing. Just sayin.
Like I said… danger makes for great sex.
And as to all the splinter jokes, I suppose nobody considered the possibility that the elf prepared a special bare bush to celebrate his victory.
After all, she did believe in him… and hoped for the best.
I still hope for Best as well. :/
The old Ur-Grove’s gone to seed.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIIGITY
Well well well well well well.
Hopefully they don’t accidentally get involved in a threesome with a tree.
… a treesome?
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