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“Most” of the crops? That’s what happens when you send a demidragon to do a dragon’s job. I imagine he only semi-terrorized the populace.
He must have bee doing wanton destruction by half-measures.
What are you talking about? He almost killed everyone!
They got better!
…mostly
Did someone say wonton destruction? I thought it was the crops that were mostly destroyed. Unless soup-friendly dumplings grow on trees. …or vines? Like zucchini…
Demidragon? I thought Demi was in rehab…
Its still better than when they hired the Decidragon last year
. He only took out a set percentage of crops.
well, they couldnt send kilodragon – he tends to.. well.. “OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY THE CONTINENT, MY B”
Try telling that to a demilich.
Ooh, its Gravedust giving out hoho’s? I love those!
Just watch your step and avoid the haha and the heehee.
The heehee is surprisingly painful when you stub your toe.
getting back out is quite the trick.
Oh please, Gravedust, a month without food? That’s nothing. I have to go through four whole days without proper GA content every time there’s a new chapter.
This.
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That’s what happens when you stop feeding the dragon virgins. Quick, find some Trekkies!
Congratulations, now the trekkies will set their scorn on withering against you.
It’s the perfect source to keep dragons at bay!
It’s a demidragon, so you’ll have tio find some semi-virgins.
Battlestar Galatica fans? I kid…..
What?
I don’t even . . .
Next you’ll tell me that they are “almost pregnant” and “sort of” fell off a cliff.
Cheers,
Cote
Yeah but you can only keep one virgin in stock at a time.
Gravedust as Santa is amazing. However, congratulations on the peasants face in the last panel! The sheer amount of joy and disbelief caught in that expression is spectacular.
“You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid!”
Yeah, my dad was like that about fruitcake, too.
Father Sandmas.
Everyone should have a beard to stroke when they’re feeling thoughtful. Yes, even the women. The dwarves have known this for some time.
Jolly old elf my left boot. Always knew Claus was a dwarf.
Mirthdust.
Only nice kids with Santa Dust arount. The naughty ones were shot.
By the way, if the scenarios looked nize in the previous page, this one is even better! This city looks like a painting. I love it!
Thanks, Naare.
if E-merl takes out a pencil, I’d run like hell.
I am Battle Santa….have a cookie.
But only for Zoidberg?
Yes, Gravedust … we humans are a slightly less hearty species. We must eat at least a few times a week in order to keep up our genocidal rage. Otherwise, we’re left with a mere genocidal hissy-fit. Half measures just don’t get things done.
I feel ya Gravedust. Everytime people bitch about their car (because I don’t have one), or complain that they don’t get to spend enough time with their significant other.
I could look at Rachel holding random foods while smiling all day.
Rachel is adorable like this. Nice to see her in an activity that isn’t trying to impress Frigg. (Don’t get me wrong, I get why she is. But I like that she does other things too.)
Perhaps, in an effort to impress Frigg, she’s loaded all the goodies with laxatives?
That’d backfire. You know Frigg would want to snag a bite or two.
heheh. “backfire.”
Gravedust’s next two words……..
Green Giant!
That guy’s teeth suggest that he’s eaten dwarven muffins before.
As long as he stays away from the battle breads and throwing croissants, we should be OK.
You sir, win the internet.
You know if any fellow dwarf saw him they’d assume he was either in hysterics or under someone’s control…
Gravedust just can’t ham it up with the rest of the squad.
This seems slightly out of character for Gravedust. I know he isn’t a fan of Gastonia, but I thought he would be slightly more sympathetic to the starving poor people on the bottom of the social ladder. Like Gastonia is so bad it neglects and mistreats it’s poor almost as badly as it does outsiders, making them fellow victims of his perceived enemy.
Maybe he is just racist.
It could be that he’s slightly bitter about humans kicking them out of their home, driving them to live in the desert and now expecting him to feel sympathy for the “poor starving souls” who are likely just getting their comeuppance.
Another possibility is a simple culture clash. Like what we used to get a lot with Syr’nj misunderstanding things. Remember the “You can’t absorb water through your toes?” bit?
This one’s just not as funny.
I just imagined a grinning Gravedust.
I may not sleep tonight.
Gravedust: “Now I have a machine gun.”
Hey dudes! U need to update the cast!
Gravedust is a surprisingly accurate Santa, actually. O_O