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Those approaching humans sure look squirrelly….
So, where’s the rest of the cast… oh, right, they’ve fallen down a well.
DAMN YOU! I was going to make that joke!
…how long do squirrels live? We’re going to need another Timmi!
kiKrikkk kkikkirikkk kik kik kik!
I like the Timmi reference, but from that haircut, I was kinda expecting the squirrel’s name to be Monkey Joe.
Oh my God, the Wood Elves have harnessed SQUIRREL POWER, every other race is doomed!
Quite possibly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drNI98abVsQ
Ahh, I forgot about the wisdom of Foamy. You just spurred on an hour-long Foamy marathon.
The wood elven naming conventions haven’t been kind to Fr’Nj but she makes up for it in everything else.
Yes, yes, I’m sure we all noticed these Fr’Nj benefits.
No need to W’nj about it.
Just as long as the comic doesn’t H’nj on it.
Ok, ok, calm down guys. Let’s not b’nj on these jokes. There’s a lot of comic left to go.
Awww, sisterly love!
Anyone else noticed that Fr’Nj looks a lot like the assistant who’s name I cannot currently bring to mind?
Her name is carol apparently.
Yes. Yes, she does.
Also, whether she is Carol or she isn’t, she’s kinda cute. :-)
yes, yes she is. She reminds me more of Bandit than Carol.
I’m not sure that the world is ready for two Bandit’s…
So cute. also, PETER PAN!
Hell, I thought that imprisoned bird-person looked like Secretary Carol. Maybe she’s character-hopping?
Or mayhaps, in our eagerness to figure out who Dedalus & Carol are, we’re seeing similarities in every new character?
Come to think of it, I see a little bit of HR Dedalus in the squirrel’s eyes, maybe?
Timmy’s acorn is missing. Did you eat his acorn? You owe Timmy a new acorn.
Alternately: She’s talking to squirrels again
Syr is hardly proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth.
Fr’Nj is hot.
Also, she looks like Carol… Hmmmm…
Meet Guilded Age’s version of Squirrel Girl. Which means that she’s clearly the most powerful character in the comic.
And Captain Pornstache only thought to send a mere god to take them all out.
How he miscalculated…
Colonel Pornstache is Ardaic… He doesn’t want to take them out (or so we think).
Oops, you beat me to it. Serves me right for not reading the comments before posting. GREAT smug Frigg icon to go with that statement too. XD
Next time on Guild Ages: Timmi raids college students for all their pizza. This happened to me at college, a lot. (After all, squirrels are evil.)
Yes they ARE! The dang things keep eating the wiring harness on my truck. My wife won’t let me make squirrel stew, so they get a viking funeral in our fire pit. I hate @#%$! squirrels…
She looks more like a hot druid to me.
Prediction: Fr’nj is Carol, and Timmi is H.R.
Yes, I’d have to say that druid is high.
And the Lords of the Underworld!
Now I’ve got that in my ear… and it’s not even a song.
she must be nuts for her sister.
We don’t want those acorny jokes here!
Planting the seeds of discontent?
Nah, discontent belongs in winter. With that much sunshine, it looks more like the elves are in York.
Winter is coming, make no mistake.
I’m imagining the conversation at home after their initial meeting:
“Mom, Dad, I have a new friend! His name is Timmi, and he showed me his nuts!”
With these folks, they probably didn’t give frozen stares, but they also probably thought it was a tree shepherd and not a squirrel.
BTW this makes me happy, even on mega painkillers that fry my brain, it’s awesome. The art is, as always, superb.
OMG! Syr’nj’s sister is Squirrel Girl! Doctor Doom is screwed if he decides to show up. XD
New player to tabletop games: “Really? Squirrels? Im not scared of squirrels.”
DM: “You will be. You. Will. Be.”
once the druid buffs the dire squirrels to insane amounts and sets them loose in a swarm, all will know fear.
They will definitely inspire Cr’nj-ing respect.
Especially given the humiliating source of the ‘njuries.
And the martial arts!
Especially, the run-up-pant-leg-fu!
And the nutcracking.
Heh. I’ve had a squirrel run up my pant leg. (On the outside of it , thank you!) Where it came from was beyond me, coz there weren’t any trees nearby. I was with a bunch of friends and someone said something like, “oh, he’s so cute! He’s looking at us!”
Then it ran up my jeans and they all freaked out and ran away. I was ferociously pissed-off; MY pant leg, and YOU sissies freak out??
Luckily for me, the squirrel gave up and left when it saw I had no food.
In retaliation, I took those girls to see “7even.”
So, the plan is to engage Fr’Nj to their side by having her heal Scipper!
Have they even asked in Scips even wants to be healed? Maybe that’s why he’s looking so cross in the previous strip?
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