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Oh dear cog, not again…
… I hope Scippo doesnt show her his massive redwood.
Show her? She’ll probably show him a thing or three.
for once in anatomy, it’s -her- that has wood?
Just leaf it alone.
I’m rooting for these two. I just hope the story doesn’t branch off into the World of Sepia again, nuts to that place I say, let’s just stick here.
Scipio’s number one fan.
First panel: “One of my escort was wounded in a ____ upon my arrival.”
Exploitable picture, here we go!
Was it a kidney?
Freak pastry mishap
arrow to the [s]knee[/s] face
coffee house brawl
You guys crack me up. These threads are always just (and bearable) punishment for careless lettering.
Automatic rice picker
Bar Room Blitz
C-concrete Jungle Fever? Him, more like Brick Jungle Fever. Or Wattle and Dab Jungle Fever.
Log Cabin Fever?
I think the Republicans have a lock on that one.
Looks like Scipio has been earmarked by Fraulein Fr.
I just hope she shares *w*
But wood Scipio even wanna get with this fine ass birch?
Don’t you mean, “fine asH birch”?
No I think what he meant was “Pine ash birch”.
Is he going to Strip the Willow?
I dunno, we don’t know that much about Scipio but I think she may be barking up the wrong tree.
Old Man Nj is gunna be pissed if both of his daughters hook up with humans…
(I shall hold off on stating my opinion of Fr’Nj’s mental state beyond ‘in desperate need of a boyfriend’, until we know for sure that ‘Kill All Humans’ was from her, not Bende…er…another elf.)
Would this other elf’s name be Ben’dr?
The quote was clearly from B’Nj the up til now unseen brother
Or Unh’Nj, the crazy uncle nobody like to talk about.
Maybe what’s needed is for Old Man ‘Nj to hook up with a human woman. Might mellow him out. Who’s available?
rofl. I havent got any stars to give out bit if I did you would have one.
Dang it, man, I was gonna make the Bender comment.
Man, you’re right. I hope he takes this well. I’d hate to see them all get married only to get pine-ashed for tree-son.
And to think of it, even though it crossed our minds, none of had time to publicly ship those two!!! To be faster than fans shipping is like … the faster-than-speed-of-light of comicdom!!!
Now (quickly), a prediction: All of wd’lfdom will be DISGUSTED with Syr’Nj for her dalliance with By’Rn, but in true sibling comparison hell, when Fr’Nj dallies with a human, everybody will be going “Oh, how cute”.
*None of us.
Quick, we must forge an alliance with the Homestuck fandom! In the arms race for ships, we do what we must. In this war, if the creators win, nobody wins.
…this is actually the first time I’ve commented here. Hello everybody, and thank you aforementioned creators for giving me a cool thing to read ;o;
Also, Scip, I know your pain…healers who won’t heal are a pain.
*gives Syr the stinkeye*
Scipio carry whole team, on his back!
Sounds like Gr’zl woke up…
A word seems to be missing from the first panel.
No, the word A is definitely present.
Little known fact, wood elves map out anatomy in a grid. Scipio was wounded in quadrant A, or as we’d call it, the right side of his head.
… That actually makes perfect sense. o.o
Actually, he was wounded in sector A2 (A1 being the left side of the head). Should they wound him five more times in a successive line, then the elves will have sunk the battleship fighter.
You misunderstood; Mr. Haneline said that “the A-word” is missing from the first panel…
I am puzzled, though… I don’t think that’s where Scipper’s ass is.
“It only hurts when my squad doesn’t fucking heal me.”
Spoken like a true tank.
What hurts the most, the arrow’s so close.
Not seeing that missing you was what I was going through.
(Song sung to Scipio’s missing cigar. He won’t admit it but it’s the true source of his pain.)
“Phew! That lets me out.”
“Also, maim all gnomes!”
I believe that avatar coupled with that parody garners a “WIN!” response. :D
Fr’Nj is cute. :) Hopefully Scipio takes things seriously, or he’ll be paying Elm-ony later.
Fairly sure ‘Kill All Humans’ came from off panel.. maybe dad showed up
Or Mr. ex-fiancée.
It’s either daddy… Or then there’s something wrong in here head. (Unlikely in this comic if I’m correct, but wouldn’t count it out…)
Looks like Scipio’s about to find a slippery slope or two as well!
Haha! Watch out, Frig. You have competition! XD
Cue in a soon to be jealous Frigg. Frigg an Fr’Nj will begin to fight, this will make way to comradery and then a jealous nun who will be then talked down by Scipio and then everyone will be closer for it.
Bandit will break out more special herbs… And then the orgy will commence lol
“Goddamn monkeys stealing all of our flowers!”
Scipio’s gonna discover the Fr’nj benefits of hanging with elves.
Anybody else think it is time for Syr’nj to update her hairstyle? Anybody? Hello?
Well, you know what they say: “Once you have ape, … somethingsomething rhymes with ape.”
Once you have human, nothing else will do, man.
Only one choice to get funky,
When you get with a monkey
Heh. It’s not very often that you see lust, hitting like a freight train, so cutely depicted.
I hope Scipio doesn’t have anything major planned for the next few days or so…
Scipio is saying what all RPG characters can’t lol
Did anybody notice how the last couple of images are printed on a leaf?
The whole page has a leaf overlay, if you look closely.
Godammit Scips, turn off the swag before you cause an international diplomatic incident!
Swag that powerful cannot be turned off. It’s like trying to tell Best to turn down the man-whoring. Might as well just beat your head against a wall. The wall or your skull will give first.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is craaaaaazy.
But my marital loyalties
are getting hazy.
I love the sun-dappling! Is that hand-painted, or is it part of the palette program you’ve got? It looks so crisp!
Interesting that it’s Gravedust who responds to Fr’nj’s query about their non-prisoner status… I guess he is the least intimidated by her (for varying reasons; such as seeing himself as at least her equal, if not her superior). Elfen hierarchy being of little consequence to a dwarf & all…
Did no one else notice? Or did I accidentally skim over someone’s comment?
That may be in fact linked to this page. Long ago Frigg and Gravedust both had a real problem with slavery so it seems logical that at least one of them would be rather put off by the implication of being a prisoner or slave.
Graveh just tends to be quite assertive when it comes to rank and authority; he is a free dwarf travelling on behalf of the Savassi, nothing less, and wont be talked down to in the slightest.
She then finds out that he smokes. All hope of romance is lost.
She talks to squirrels. It hasn’t been established yet what she smokes.
They gonna be smokin’ together!
Somewhere, nearby, there is a squirrel that is in need of a portable CD player with a Tom Jones or Barry White album in it.
Save versus lust: failed.
Hm…depending on how this goes, catfight in 3…2….1…
I cannot wait for this story arc. Ehehehe.
Also I LOVE her hair. Seriously, best hair so far.
Fr’nj looks eerily similar to Squirrel Girl.
I love the leaf patterning on her face. And yeah, she totally looks like Squirrel Girl.
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