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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

She doesn't need axes to split through the wood.

Chapter 18 – Page 19

on September 10, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 18
└ Tags: Auraugu, Byron, Syr'Nj
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  1. Val Hallen
    Val Hallen
    September 10, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    So she’s…the Green Flash?

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      September 10, 2012, 2:49 am | # | Reply

      Only if her Dad comes back.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      September 10, 2012, 11:07 am | # | Reply

      You occasionally see her on the horizon while at sea.

      • banjo2E
        banjo2E
        September 11, 2012, 2:28 am | # | Reply

        Pyrite Star.

    • Nee Hou
      Nee Hou
      September 10, 2012, 12:28 pm | # | Reply

      I didn’t think Byron liked fast women.

  2. Ishmael
    Ishmael
    September 10, 2012, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    He didn’t need to axe.

    • Ishmael
      Ishmael
      September 10, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Cheap pun aside, Syr’nj has got a hell of a lot of upper body strength to take a gnoll that’s falling towards her, whop him with her elbow from a position of poor momentum, and send him flying that far away.

      Maybe she’s juicing more than potions of swiftness. Or maybe she’s just hella strong.

      • Val Hallen
        Val Hallen
        September 10, 2012, 12:18 am | # | Reply

        F=MA, my friend. F=MA.

        • Ishmael
          Ishmael
          September 10, 2012, 12:19 am | # | Reply

          She can always do science to it.

        • A random human
          A random human
          September 10, 2012, 3:26 am | # | Reply

          F=MA ? What do you mean, Val Hallen ?

          • HLY
            HLY
            September 10, 2012, 5:42 am | # | Reply

            Force equals Mass times Acceleration squared :)

            so the faster something is the harder it hits, more so than the heavier something is. its how bullets and the like are so dangerous despite being tiny and bluntish.

            and considering how fast syr’njj was just moving…

            • Seggs
              Seggs
              September 10, 2012, 12:23 pm | # | Reply

              close. kinetic energy equals 1/2 times mass times velocity squared.
              or KE = 1/2mv^2

              the rest is right though.

              • The Occupant
                The Occupant
                September 10, 2012, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

                It’s why the Flash should, by all rights, be stronger than Superman when he hits.
                Also looks like she is doing the Picard maneuver.

                • aqua
                  aqua
                  September 10, 2012, 11:02 pm | # | Reply

                  super man has super speed as well as super strength. so his hits are stronger

                  • gangler
                    gangler
                    September 11, 2012, 2:06 am | # | Reply

                    I thought it was because Superman is indestructible. Hit a wall with the force of a wrecking ball and it’s your fist that breaks. Though maybe I just don’t understand what this math is conveying.

              • centuriancode
                centuriancode
                September 11, 2012, 7:54 am | # | Reply

                Yes. F=MA, not F=M(A^2). Mass and Acceleration are equally relevant to Force. Possibly you are being confused by E=M(C^2). These are different because Force =/= Energy. Hence, though F=MA, KE=(1/2)M(V^2), wherein velocity (directional speed) is more important than mass.

                This is because Kinetic Energy is the integral of Force over Distance (or:

                F = d(KE)/dx,

                which basically means that Kinetic Energy is the sum of all the Force applied to an object over any given distance. So, all the Force you apply to an object (for which we will assume Mass is constant, because unless you’re getting close to lightspeed the difference in negligible) is, in effect, stored by that object as Kinetic Energy. Basically, Velocity is how objects store Energy (I acknowledge, for all ye physics majors, this is totally wrong, but it’s a very good lie). The result is that, when two objects impact each other, the Force is released, causing Velocity (and therefore Kinetic Energy) to be reduced by a proportional amount.

                • maggPi
                  maggPi
                  September 19, 2012, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

                  And to think that there are still parents in this world who believe there is nothing to learn by reading comics.

          • Seggs
            Seggs
            September 10, 2012, 12:26 pm | # | Reply

            (LOVE THAT SHOW~!)

      • gangler
        gangler
        September 10, 2012, 12:26 am | # | Reply

        She’s a field medic. She treats big strong soldiers whether they want her treatment or not, and often they do not want her treatment.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          September 10, 2012, 2:50 am | # | Reply

          As, indeed, Auraugu probably did not. And the spear to the spleen probably helped.

          • Whipstitch
            Whipstitch
            September 10, 2012, 11:18 am | # | Reply

            You guys are overthinking this. Auragu’s been jobbing it this whole arc. He’d probably offended that you think he can’t sell an elbow.

            • Phil
              Flo
              September 10, 2012, 1:24 pm | # | Reply

              HAH.

  3. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    September 10, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Not the first time someone said ‘over my dead body’ and mean it.

  4. Moe Lane
    Moe Lane
    September 10, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Byron :thinking: Well, guess that I can stop worrying about having any slightly awkward cookouts with the in-laws, then. Should I make that joke? …Nooo, I think that I should not make that joke.

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      September 10, 2012, 6:26 am | # | Reply

      I orphan have to consider my jokes, too.

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        September 10, 2012, 11:57 am | # | Reply

        Daddy kept her wound up, but now Oliver Twist-ing is over.

  5. Karishi
    Karishi
    September 10, 2012, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Dunno if this’ll make any sense, but…The image of her in the final frame looks just like what it feels like to charge something in WoW.

    • Nee Hou
      Nee Hou
      September 10, 2012, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe this game they are in is a beta-test of a future version of WoW?
      HMmmm?

      • Scrunchy
        Scrunchy
        September 10, 2012, 8:47 pm | # | Reply

        – she said, while gazing up at him longingly

  6. biggmac
    biggmac
    September 10, 2012, 12:28 am | # | Reply

    “Yu mathe me bithe off my thongue, bithshthe! Buth I’m noth dead – I will thurvive thith! Hyeth! HahahahahOWWW”… *whine*

  7. eschmenk
    eschmenk
    September 10, 2012, 12:35 am | # | Reply

    Is that all for Auraugu? I think I’ll miss him.

    Byron had better hustle if he’s going to run interference.

    • Korbl
      Korbl
      September 10, 2012, 11:02 am | # | Reply

      Really? You think a villain as colossal of a dick as Auraugau is going down that easily?

    • Dove
      Dove
      September 10, 2012, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

      The spear didn’t go in that far. I’m pretty sure Auraugu has just been briefly knocked out and will wake up in pain. I mean, this is nothing compared to what Bandit has been through (now and when Byron went berserk) and she’s still alive.

    • aqua
      aqua
      September 10, 2012, 11:08 pm | # | Reply

      ‘What part of Champion of the Fuzzy People don’t you get?”

  8. Fairportfan
    Fairportfan
    September 10, 2012, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    “Darling”

    Dawww.

    • Randonimity
      Randonimity
      September 10, 2012, 3:50 am | # | Reply

      This *w* I love seeing characters use terms of endearments for each other.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        September 10, 2012, 11:16 am | # | Reply

        Really, Schnuckums?

        • Seggs
          Seggs
          September 10, 2012, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

  9. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    September 10, 2012, 1:17 am | # | Reply

    where did Syr hide those axes?? Are bags of holding a thing in this universe?

    • Aleister Crow
      Aleister Crow
      September 10, 2012, 2:42 am | # | Reply

      Video game logic. Same way my belt pouch in Skyrim holds a dozen weapons, two sets and a bunch of random armor, half a ton of crafting supplies, a couple hundred potions, and a couple hundred thousand gold coins.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        September 10, 2012, 2:51 am | # | Reply

        A.K.A “Hammerspace”.

      • HLY
        HLY
        September 10, 2012, 5:46 am | # | Reply

        quick question; considering Aruga champion of the fuzzy people! had a spear loged in his back and is now layi ng with said back flat on the floor, does that mean

        not quite. Syrn’jj does explicitly have a magical bag – a handy haversack (dnd item) – rather than just every pouch carring so much :)

        • Dove
          Dove
          September 10, 2012, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

          I’m thinking the spear isn’t inside him anymore. I’m pretty sure it made a shallow wound, then fell out before Auraugu was knocked out and sent supine. He might by lying on it but there’s no way it’s still inside him, unless it’s twisted sideways (which would probably be an equally shallow wound if so.)

      • TxGator
        TxGator
        September 10, 2012, 11:04 pm | # | Reply

        I just figured portable pocket dimensions were in style in Skyrim and everyone had one. A bizarre dimension in which 45kg in gold coins has no weight.

    • HLY
      HLY
      September 10, 2012, 5:43 am | # | Reply

      yes he does. handy haversack to be exact. :)

      she explains about it in chapter two

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        September 10, 2012, 11:11 am | # | Reply

        PRA~DAAA!

      • Bliggz
        Bliggz
        September 11, 2012, 3:34 am | # | Reply

        Ah, Thanks!

  10. Bob
    Bob
    September 10, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    No, the Champion of the Fuzzy People cannot die like this!

    • Bob
      Bob
      September 10, 2012, 1:23 am | # | Reply

      Fortunately that blade doesn’t look like it went in too deep…

      • Psychotic_Serpent
        Psychotic_Serpent
        September 10, 2012, 1:34 am | # | Reply

        It also appears as though it missed his spine.

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        September 10, 2012, 2:52 am | # | Reply

        He’s simply using the ancient gnoll skill – ‘play dead’.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          September 10, 2012, 11:13 am | # | Reply

          Now that’s Fuzzy Logic!

          • Phil
            Flo
            September 10, 2012, 1:26 pm | # | Reply

            Gold Star.

            • Psychotic_Serpent
              Psychotic_Serpent
              September 10, 2012, 4:09 pm | # | Reply

              Phil, this is TDR, took your word into consideration and change my name.

              • Phil
                Flo
                September 12, 2012, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

                Thanks for being a good sport about it!

  11. Sir Exal
    Sir Exal
    September 10, 2012, 2:23 am | # | Reply

    Poor Byron. Two major relationship hurdles in just as many days–first meeting your lover’s parents, then contending with the death of your lover’s beloved relative. All he needs is a pregnancy scare tomorrow, and he’ll have hit the trifecta!

    • Yarrr
      Yarrr
      September 10, 2012, 5:32 am | # | Reply

      ‘Congratulations! It’s a seeeeeeed!’

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        September 10, 2012, 6:00 am | # | Reply

        You gotta be careful in those early months. One guy – Plnt’rz, I think his name was – accidentally dropped his kid in the trail mix.

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          September 10, 2012, 6:33 am | # | Reply

          …just before the Big Game when all the guys came over to watch it in his 62″ scrying pool.

  12. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    September 10, 2012, 6:05 am | # | Reply

    Syr’Nj is going to play a game of Tron Light Cycles with the savage shamans.

  13. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    September 10, 2012, 6:17 am | # | Reply

    Question about Panel 2: Are you guys going to pull a Wilson?

    • Phil
      Flo
      September 10, 2012, 1:27 pm | # | Reply

      Sure looks that way! Auraugu’s mask falling off wasn’t in the script, John stuck that in there. Only makes sense.

      Luckily for Auraugu, none of you have seen his face.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        September 11, 2012, 4:29 am | # | Reply

        Anybody wanna take a guess at Auraugu’s Secret Identity?

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          September 11, 2012, 7:52 am | # | Reply

          Elvis.

          • biggmac
            biggmac
            September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm | # | Reply

            Peter Barker.

        • Amir
          Amir
          May 12, 2015, 6:02 am | # | Reply

          3 years later…

          BEST’S ALT!

  14. The_Rippy_One
    The_Rippy_One
    September 10, 2012, 7:15 am | # | Reply

    Sonic – BOOM!

  15. plaintextman
    plaintextman
    September 10, 2012, 8:14 am | # | Reply

    This is unthinkable! Auraugu just lost his mask! *gasp*

    • SnaleKing
      SnaleKing
      September 10, 2012, 10:50 am | # | Reply

      You’re right! Even if he does live, he’ll have to suffer through crippling identity issues!

  16. Somebody
    Somebody
    September 10, 2012, 8:34 am | # | Reply

    Props to Byron for figuring it out that fast. I would never in a million years have drawn a connection between “That’s no longer relevant” and “He’s dead,” even with an apparent sadface.

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      September 10, 2012, 10:02 am | # | Reply

      same here. but then again, I don’t read social situations well.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      September 10, 2012, 11:22 am | # | Reply

      I think I’d be more likely to if I’d seen another 50 dead elves that morning.

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      September 10, 2012, 11:54 am | # | Reply

      Well, they’re in the middle of a huge battle. “No longer relevant” to “He’s dead now” is not really that large of a leap. I certainly wouldn’t think “They took the time out of a major battle to save everyone and everything they care about to have a long heart to heart conversation”.

      • Mujaki
        Mujaki
        September 11, 2012, 7:57 pm | # | Reply

        But talking is a free action!

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      September 10, 2012, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

      The only conclusion I would have made would have been that the bough is way more important than upsetting her father by using axes in his forest. But I am not Byron.

  17. Fren
    Fren
    September 10, 2012, 10:06 am | # | Reply

    Someone call Chris Tucker, we need a reprise of “You got knocked DA FUGGOUT!”

  18. Hatman
    Hatman
    September 10, 2012, 12:17 pm | # | Reply

    I think Auraugu is alright. I mean, he needed to be knocked out after being stabbed. People who’ve been stabbed to death don’t need to be knocked out.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      September 10, 2012, 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      You’ve never played Smash Bros :)

  19. Adell
    Adell
    September 10, 2012, 4:16 pm | # | Reply

    Alright, cut Auraugu’s head off. We all know what’s gonna happen if you leave him there like that…

  20. Logos
    Logos
    September 10, 2012, 4:42 pm | # | Reply

    Don’t take your eyes off him or he’ll regress to the trees!

  21. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    September 10, 2012, 8:09 pm | # | Reply

    Did Syr just run with potion enhanced speed, or did she also use a druidic “move through veggies” spell?

    • aqua
      aqua
      September 10, 2012, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

      well she isn’t a druid, and considering how she skirts around animal familiar sentience i doubt she would bother trying to lean how to use such spells.

  22. Aniphx
    Aniphx
    September 11, 2012, 12:00 am | # | Reply

    Well, seems like I was wrong.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      September 11, 2012, 7:53 am | # | Reply

      With that avatar… genius.

  23. Talon88.1
    Talon88.1
    September 11, 2012, 2:33 am | # | Reply

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaawkward.

  24. umm
    umm
    September 11, 2012, 8:09 am | # | Reply

    I’ve just noticed that Byron is riding sidesaddle.

    • Ebony
      Ebony
      September 11, 2012, 10:26 am | # | Reply

      I think that’s him dismounting while the beast is still in motion.

  25. Ebony
    Ebony
    September 11, 2012, 10:25 am | # | Reply

    No, no, Byron. You’re supposed to throw a CHAIR into a wrestling match, not a SPEAR.

  26. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    September 11, 2012, 4:11 pm | # | Reply

    After the third panel, Byron is now stuck sounding like Jim Raynor in my head.

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      September 11, 2012, 11:28 pm | # | Reply

      infested Syr’Nj, the Queen of Needles? not sure if want.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      September 12, 2012, 9:31 am | # | Reply

      Gah! Cannot un-hear!

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