Chapter 18 – Page 2
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GD is turning into a Super Grayan!
*Graiyan. :/
Eye all weighs use spill chick so I donut have that problem.
<3
Yeah, it’s pretty much a concentration camp over here in terms of being able to correct your typing frak ups.
The Spill Chicker Futon is between the Muffin Button and the Launch Button.
Cool. Now where’s the bagel lever?
Auraugu has twigged that it’s time to run before Gravedust weeds the full situation.
It’s safe to say that Gravy has had enough of Auraugu being a thorn in his side.
The way Auraugu brambles on, wouldn’t you? He’ll talk until you’re blue in the face.
He’ll have to hedge his bets after the close brush he had.
Now you get to hear me Graiyan and sigh. I am making so much noise I am practically a tree in the wind. I may fall over.
Gravedust is gonna shove a ghost SO far up…well, it won’t be pleasant for anyone involved.
DUST SMASH.
PUNY DOGGIE.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
We have a growing problem
Strange that Merl is so socially awkward considering he’s a street performer/showelf kind of type, someone who ought to know how to work a crowd (which we actually saw him do).
Maybe he has no problem with crowds, only the more personal/intimate situations.
Seems reasonable.
Agreed. Just remember his awkwardness with approaching Rachel.
I’ve heard comedians talk about how they’re more comfortable talking to an audience than to a person … because you’re not really talking to the audience, you’re talking at them.
I can relate.
There’s a difference between just talking to a group, not really focusing on one person for very long and holding the attention of just a single person.
…Is Syr’Nj’s mom named “Fair Exchange”?
By Jove, I think he’s got it!
Goodness gracious, your Grac-es, Gravedust gave a great gallant go, but greasy ‘gau grabbed Graiya’s gam & got gone!
[guffaw]
Don’t make the dwarf angry, you won’t like him when he’s angry…
Most of Gastonia doesn’t like the dwarf, period. What his mood happens to be at the time makes no difference to them. He’s a dwarf, thus they don’t like him.
Wow. And just when we thought Gravedust couldn’t stare any harder…
Gravedust SMASH!
I am detecting an “incredibly inconvenient accidental destruction of sacred ground to prevent catastrophe and subsequent breakdown of diplomatic relations” event incoming…
This.
You can’t touch the gnolls, they have dip-lo-ma-tic iiimmunitieeeee!!1
No way you live…BLAM!
:D
Oh yeah, Auraugu has had the diplomatic inocculation alright. He’s been deloused and vetted, and had all his shots.
Lucky they didn’t put him in full-body dreads while they were at it.
Things got hot in B’ial’vezk
Byron got caught and couldn’t give ‘em heck
He’s got diplomatic immunity
He’s got a magic artifact that nobody sees
Looks like another threat to world peace
For the guildies
Send the guildies
Send the guildies…
Please please please please please PLEASE, E-Merl, DO NOT BRING UP SCIP AND SYR’S SISTER DDDDD8 I WANT you to be in more strips ;;
Gravedust is chargin’ his laser!
What’s a unit measure of stubbornness? A μle?
Gold Star.
[paralytic mouth-foaming happiness]
Naror’Nj learned from the best – all the Kμle elves wanted to hang out with him. That is, until they thought he was a little too Mμle-headed to put up with.
Of course, with age, experience, – and a boost from a certain daughter bringing home a human – Naror’Nj has increased some orders of magnitude: He is now a total Tμle.
Someone teach me how to put alt text in a comment please.
*falls of chair laughing*
Applause.
Auruagu is attacking Gravedust with trees. And everyone knows dwarves don’t like trees.
Indeed.
All this time, he never… what? Told her he loves her? Admitted to his sap addiction? Let anyone live who found out about that one time he wore a dress to Rocky Horror?
10 zorkmids says he’s wearing the fishnets under the robe.
Trimmed his beard.
Told anyone about his extensive collection of gnoll porn.
Revealed that his real name is Bests’lt.
Events to follow this sequence: Gorse-es, grace-es, GREAT BALL O’ FIRE
Has Auraugu had the last laugh? Will GD summon a swarm of spirits? Can Emerl unravel family ties? Find out in the next installment of…. GUILDED AGE!
And the winner is…..The Gnoll.Gooooooooooo Auraugu.
And that ladys and gentleman is the reason why you don’t send a thief or a shaman/Mystic to do a Fighters Job (Or a Mage jobs when you got a really good one,which sadly this group is lacking)
No need to summon Mage Jobs – Gravedust looks like he already has cast iBite.
Ha!
This chick gave me a mage job once and now I need a cleric.
She blames you as the sorcerer problems; it burns when taking a wiz.
Sounds like harpies. Or maybe sylphillis.
Forget the forest; what’s on fire today is you guys! [applause]
I think that, concerning ranged fighting, Gravy is more than up to the task.
Auraugu’d better prepare himself for epic ass kicking ….
Epic mysticism of mysticness coming up?
Come to think of it: if those guards are all dead, then there is probably one shitload of souls available for Gravy to call on…
STORM!
OF!
SOULS!
So it’s gonna be like the ending of Warcraft III (not the expansion)?
I was thinking more the bit from the Storm of Souls arc in Dominic Deegan, but that could also qualify.
…I feel I should be more shouty with this avatar.
Tried to read your name…
What’s a nice girl like you doing with a bar like this?
HAH.
this
Maybe because Graiya’s bough is part of a female deity, it won’t or can’t regenerate organs that are unique to the male sex. Quick! Aim for the prostate!
*snort* *chuckle*
Well played, Somebody! :D
Somebody deserves recognition for this.
Gravy summons the souls of…Auraugu’s disappointed parents!
“Stealing sticks from elves! The shame of it all! Why couldn’t you go to dental school like that nice Rauraga boy from across the street? And when are you going to meet a nice girl and settle down? Or are grand-pups too much to ask from the great so-called ‘Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples’? And another thing…!”
funny, they dont look druish.
…And that thing you do with your hand? Very bad!
I knew some epic Ghost attack was going to come Busting out at some point.