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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'Can't make me more stubborn? I'LL SHOW YOU!'

Chapter 18 – Page 2

on July 30, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 18
└ Tags: Auraugu, Bandit, E-Merl, Faereksch'Nj, Gravedust, Naror'Nj, Syr'Nj
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  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 30, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    GD is turning into a Super Grayan!

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      July 30, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

      *Graiyan. :/

      • biggmac
        biggmac
        July 30, 2012, 12:44 am | # | Reply

        Eye all weighs use spill chick so I donut have that problem.

        • Soirbleu
          Soirbleu
          July 30, 2012, 1:01 am | # | Reply

          <3

          • Jean-Luc
            Jean-Luc
            July 30, 2012, 1:34 am | # | Reply

            Yeah, it’s pretty much a concentration camp over here in terms of being able to correct your typing frak ups.

            • Joe
              Joe
              July 27, 2013, 8:14 am | # | Reply

              “No, you stare at that mistake and then talk a walk of shame as you respond to correct it! I don’t see you SMILING!!!!”

        • coldelectrons
          coldelectrons
          July 30, 2012, 2:05 am | # | Reply

          The Spill Chicker Futon is between the Muffin Button and the Launch Button.

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            July 30, 2012, 9:44 am | # | Reply

            Cool. Now where’s the bagel lever?

  2. kagato23
    kagato23
    July 30, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Auraugu has twigged that it’s time to run before Gravedust weeds the full situation.

    • Logos
      Logos
      July 30, 2012, 1:18 am | # | Reply

      It’s safe to say that Gravy has had enough of Auraugu being a thorn in his side.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        July 30, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

        The way Auraugu brambles on, wouldn’t you? He’ll talk until you’re blue in the face.

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          July 30, 2012, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

          He’ll have to hedge his bets after the close brush he had.

    • Tachyon
      Tachyon
      July 30, 2012, 3:32 am | # | Reply

      Now you get to hear me Graiyan and sigh. I am making so much noise I am practically a tree in the wind. I may fall over.

  3. Timelost
    Timelost
    July 30, 2012, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust is gonna shove a ghost SO far up…well, it won’t be pleasant for anyone involved.

  4. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    July 30, 2012, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    DUST SMASH.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      July 30, 2012, 12:46 am | # | Reply

      PUNY DOGGIE.

      • Darchias
        Darchias
        August 1, 2012, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

        ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

  5. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    July 30, 2012, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    We have a growing problem

  6. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    July 30, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Strange that Merl is so socially awkward considering he’s a street performer/showelf kind of type, someone who ought to know how to work a crowd (which we actually saw him do).

    Maybe he has no problem with crowds, only the more personal/intimate situations.

    • Soirbleu
      Soirbleu
      July 30, 2012, 1:00 am | # | Reply

      Seems reasonable.

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      July 30, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. Just remember his awkwardness with approaching Rachel.

    • Twigs
      Twigs
      July 30, 2012, 3:38 am | # | Reply

      I’ve heard comedians talk about how they’re more comfortable talking to an audience than to a person … because you’re not really talking to the audience, you’re talking at them.

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 30, 2012, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        I can relate.

    • Harrowed
      Harrowed
      July 30, 2012, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      There’s a difference between just talking to a group, not really focusing on one person for very long and holding the attention of just a single person.

  7. Joe
    Joe
    July 30, 2012, 12:36 am | # | Reply

    …Is Syr’Nj’s mom named “Fair Exchange”?

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      July 30, 2012, 1:48 am | # | Reply

      By Jove, I think he’s got it!

  8. biggmac
    biggmac
    July 30, 2012, 12:40 am | # | Reply

    Goodness gracious, your Grac-es, Gravedust gave a great gallant go, but greasy ‘gau grabbed Graiya’s gam & got gone!

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      July 30, 2012, 2:52 am | # | Reply

      [guffaw]

  9. Snowblind
    Snowblind
    July 30, 2012, 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Don’t make the dwarf angry, you won’t like him when he’s angry…

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      July 30, 2012, 9:14 pm | # | Reply

      Most of Gastonia doesn’t like the dwarf, period. What his mood happens to be at the time makes no difference to them. He’s a dwarf, thus they don’t like him.

  10. Soirbleu
    Soirbleu
    July 30, 2012, 1:00 am | # | Reply

    Wow. And just when we thought Gravedust couldn’t stare any harder…

  11. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    July 30, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust SMASH!

  12. Logos
    Logos
    July 30, 2012, 1:16 am | # | Reply

    I am detecting an “incredibly inconvenient accidental destruction of sacred ground to prevent catastrophe and subsequent breakdown of diplomatic relations” event incoming…

    • biggmac
      biggmac
      July 30, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      This.

    • Jean-Luc
      Jean-Luc
      July 30, 2012, 1:30 am | # | Reply

      You can’t touch the gnolls, they have dip-lo-ma-tic iiimmunitieeeee!!1

      • Thracecius
        Thracecius
        July 30, 2012, 10:36 am | # | Reply

        No way you live…BLAM!

        :D

      • Andreas
        Andreas
        July 30, 2012, 2:30 pm | # | Reply

        Oh yeah, Auraugu has had the diplomatic inocculation alright. He’s been deloused and vetted, and had all his shots.
        Lucky they didn’t put him in full-body dreads while they were at it.

      • The Indomitable Eric
        The Indomitable Eric
        July 30, 2012, 6:08 pm | # | Reply

        Things got hot in B’ial’vezk
        Byron got caught and couldn’t give ’em heck
        He’s got diplomatic immunity
        He’s got a magic artifact that nobody sees
        Looks like another threat to world peace
        For the guildies
        Send the guildies
        Send the guildies…

  13. Randonimity
    Randonimity
    July 30, 2012, 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Please please please please please PLEASE, E-Merl, DO NOT BRING UP SCIP AND SYR’S SISTER DDDDD8 I WANT you to be in more strips ;;

  14. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    July 30, 2012, 1:54 am | # | Reply

    Gravedust is chargin’ his laser!

  15. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    July 30, 2012, 1:56 am | # | Reply

    What’s a unit measure of stubbornness? A μle?

    • Phil
      Flo
      July 30, 2012, 2:08 am | # | Reply

      Gold Star.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        July 30, 2012, 2:25 am | # | Reply

        [paralytic mouth-foaming happiness]

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      July 30, 2012, 2:24 am | # | Reply

      Naror’Nj learned from the best – all the Kμle elves wanted to hang out with him. That is, until they thought he was a little too Mμle-headed to put up with.

      • coldelectrons
        coldelectrons
        July 30, 2012, 11:52 pm | # | Reply

        Of course, with age, experience, – and a boost from a certain daughter bringing home a human – Naror’Nj has increased some orders of magnitude: He is now a total Tμle.

        • moby
          moby
          July 31, 2012, 10:53 am | # | Reply

          Someone teach me how to put alt text in a comment please.

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      July 30, 2012, 4:30 am | # | Reply

      *falls of chair laughing*

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      July 30, 2012, 9:48 am | # | Reply

      Applause.

  16. Conzocool
    Conzocool
    July 30, 2012, 2:04 am | # | Reply

    Auruagu is attacking Gravedust with trees. And everyone knows dwarves don’t like trees.

    • Robtimus
      Robtimus
      July 30, 2012, 6:04 am | # | Reply

      Indeed.

  17. Bruceski
    Bruceski
    July 30, 2012, 2:22 am | # | Reply

    All this time, he never… what? Told her he loves her? Admitted to his sap addiction? Let anyone live who found out about that one time he wore a dress to Rocky Horror?

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      July 30, 2012, 2:28 am | # | Reply

      10 zorkmids says he’s wearing the fishnets under the robe.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      July 30, 2012, 9:49 am | # | Reply

      Trimmed his beard.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      July 30, 2012, 12:30 pm | # | Reply

      Told anyone about his extensive collection of gnoll porn.

    • JarrysKid
      JarrysKid
      July 30, 2012, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

      Revealed that his real name is Bests’lt.

  18. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    July 30, 2012, 2:36 am | # | Reply

    Events to follow this sequence: Gorse-es, grace-es, GREAT BALL O’ FIRE

  19. Bliggz
    Bliggz
    July 30, 2012, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Has Auraugu had the last laugh? Will GD summon a swarm of spirits? Can Emerl unravel family ties? Find out in the next installment of…. GUILDED AGE!

  20. hellhound
    hellhound
    July 30, 2012, 2:47 am | # | Reply

    And the winner is…..The Gnoll.Gooooooooooo Auraugu.

    And that ladys and gentleman is the reason why you don’t send a thief or a shaman/Mystic to do a Fighters Job (Or a Mage jobs when you got a really good one,which sadly this group is lacking)

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      July 30, 2012, 3:08 am | # | Reply

      No need to summon Mage Jobs – Gravedust looks like he already has cast iBite.

      • Robtimus
        Robtimus
        July 30, 2012, 6:08 am | # | Reply

        Ha!

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        July 30, 2012, 9:50 am | # | Reply

        This chick gave me a mage job once and now I need a cleric.

        • biggmac
          biggmac
          July 30, 2012, 1:13 pm | # | Reply

          She blames you as the sorcerer problems; it burns when taking a wiz.

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            July 30, 2012, 1:23 pm | # | Reply

            Sounds like harpies. Or maybe sylphillis.

          • coldelectrons
            coldelectrons
            July 30, 2012, 4:01 pm | # | Reply

            Forget the forest; what’s on fire today is you guys! [applause]

    • A random human
      A random human
      July 30, 2012, 4:24 am | # | Reply

      I think that, concerning ranged fighting, Gravy is more than up to the task.
      Auraugu’d better prepare himself for epic ass kicking ….

  21. plaintextman
    plaintextman
    July 30, 2012, 4:36 am | # | Reply

    Epic mysticism of mysticness coming up?

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      July 30, 2012, 4:40 am | # | Reply

      Come to think of it: if those guards are all dead, then there is probably one shitload of souls available for Gravy to call on…

      • █████
        █████
        July 30, 2012, 7:28 am | # | Reply

        STORM!
        OF!
        SOULS!

        • Jean-Luc
          Jean-Luc
          July 30, 2012, 9:50 am | # | Reply

          So it’s gonna be like the ending of Warcraft III (not the expansion)?

          • █████
            █████
            July 30, 2012, 12:24 pm | # | Reply

            I was thinking more the bit from the Storm of Souls arc in Dominic Deegan, but that could also qualify.

            …I feel I should be more shouty with this avatar.

            • biggmac
              biggmac
              July 30, 2012, 1:06 pm | # | Reply

              Tried to read your name…
              What’s a nice girl like you doing with a bar like this?

              • Phil
                Flo
                July 30, 2012, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

                HAH.

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          July 30, 2012, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

          this

  22. Somebody
    Somebody
    July 30, 2012, 10:02 am | # | Reply

    Maybe because Graiya’s bough is part of a female deity, it won’t or can’t regenerate organs that are unique to the male sex. Quick! Aim for the prostate!

    • Thracecius
      Thracecius
      July 30, 2012, 10:39 am | # | Reply

      *snort* *chuckle*

      Well played, Somebody! :D

      • Phil
        Flo
        July 30, 2012, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

        Somebody deserves recognition for this.

  23. JarrysKid
    JarrysKid
    July 30, 2012, 12:39 pm | # | Reply

    Gravy summons the souls of…Auraugu’s disappointed parents!
    “Stealing sticks from elves! The shame of it all! Why couldn’t you go to dental school like that nice Rauraga boy from across the street? And when are you going to meet a nice girl and settle down? Or are grand-pups too much to ask from the great so-called ‘Champion of the Fuzzy Peoples’? And another thing…!”

    • Seggs
      Seggs
      July 30, 2012, 4:56 pm | # | Reply

      funny, they dont look druish.

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        July 31, 2012, 12:09 am | # | Reply

        …And that thing you do with your hand? Very bad!

  24. ThatDumbRetard
    ThatDumbRetard
    July 30, 2012, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    I knew some epic Ghost attack was going to come Busting out at some point.

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