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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Now's not the time to wig out, Shanna.

Chapter 19 – Page 10

on November 2, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 19
└ Tags: Carol, Ferris, Shanna
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  1. Karishi
    Karishi
    November 2, 2012, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Cast not your eyes upon yon Carol’s meal
    lest steely gaze finds all your own betrays.

    • Softy
      Softy
      November 2, 2012, 12:14 am | # | Reply

      Back off! Get your own sandwich!

  2. SteelRaven
    SteelRaven
    November 2, 2012, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Quick! Act like not-a-reporter!

    • JamesRustle
      JamesRustle
      November 2, 2012, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

      “Reporter? No no no, I think I said I was a blogger. Totally different. Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha ha.”
      “I…didn’t ask if you were a reporter…”

      o_o

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        March 25, 2025, 5:33 am | # | Reply

        Reporter, I hardly implicated her!

  3. OamuTheMonk
    OamuTheMonk
    November 2, 2012, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    It’s nice that there is an actual narrative complication going on in the “sepia world,” but I still can’t bring myself to care about it. I still hate the “It’s just a game–OR IS IT?!?” subplot, and wish it was never introduced. The Arkerra-based storyline is completely compelling, and the tedious diversions into Hurricane software are always grievously disappointing by comparison.

    • krogaladin
      krogaladin
      November 2, 2012, 8:22 am | # | Reply

      While things are still uncertain, I get the feeling they are implying that it both is a game and isn’t, with the players playing in an actual fantasy dimension.

    • Loki
      Loki
      November 2, 2012, 10:25 am | # | Reply

      I think the sepia-world interludes are kinda interesting, but I’m sad to anticipate that one way or another, it’ll probably end with “Welp, characters are back in the sepia world, everything’s boring now. But they still log on every now and then, just for fun.”

      • Gillsing
        Gillsing
        November 2, 2012, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

        So you don’t think that the magic will transform the players into their characters, and then let them break free into the Sepia world with all their Arkerra powers?

        For the record, I agree that it’s nice to see the Sepia Segments having some interesting plot developments. It’s a lot more fun now than it used to be.

        • Anvildude
          Anvildude
          November 2, 2012, 9:16 pm | # | Reply

          How very “Caverns of Socrates” of you…

    • Soirbleu
      Soirbleu
      November 2, 2012, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      OamuTheMonk,
      Yes, I agree completely with this. I thought I was the only person, but the kingdoms of Arkerra storyline is completely compelling without that added layer.

    • Phil
      Flo
      November 2, 2012, 10:54 am | # | Reply

      Well, guys, they’re not going anywhere. Sorry you don’t like the Sepia Segments, but they’re an integral pat of the story we’re telling. We understand they disappoint you somehow, but we’d also really apprciate it if you didn’t harsh the buzz for everyone who does enjoy them.

      • randomdude
        randomdude
        November 2, 2012, 4:37 pm | # | Reply

        Like me. I like the corporate intrigue, the difficulty a human has who begins interacting with things beyond his ken, I like speculating on how the two worlds influence each other, and many other things.

        Or maybe I just REALLY like sepia-toned things.

      • Mr Ak
        Mr Ak
        November 3, 2012, 5:15 am | # | Reply

        For what it’s worth, I like the fact that you’ve got a plan. Or possibly just a plan-ish?

        • Karishi
          Karishi
          November 3, 2012, 5:42 am | # | Reply

          They have plan-eteers. In jars.

        • Phil
          Flo
          November 4, 2012, 7:30 am | # | Reply

          We have really big plans, and they absolutely involve the collision of the two worlds.

          • Soirbleu
            Soirbleu
            November 7, 2012, 8:40 pm | # | Reply

            Well, that is, actually, really exciting! And I apologize for my earlier comment…. I meant quite literally that I think Kingdoms of Arkerra works on its own, not that the other layer needed to be eliminated, and I’m sorry if it came across that way.

          • Speedy
            Speedy
            December 4, 2018, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

            Really big plans… Or, Massive Dynamics, you might say.

            Tell Asterisk I’ll need a root beer float.

    • Veggieburrito
      Veggieburrito
      November 2, 2012, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      I wonder how many people feel like this? I actually enjoy this subplot now, but was not convinced at first. Kinda reminds me of Lost or somesuch. Phil, don’t worry about their statements turning us off the story. We readers are not easily influenced by commentary. It is healthy to discuss conflicting opinions.

      • Thor
        Thor
        November 2, 2012, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, I think most people either got converted, got over it, got the heck out.

        I was sad to see that this strip was not the modern-feeling, trope-deconstructing fantasy-comedy adventure series it seemed to be at first, but since it isn’t (which means that there’s room in the webcomics market for one — hint, hint) I got over it, and now am happily following along, hoping that the answer to the question “Where the Frigg do Phil and T think this is going?” is a satisfying one.

      • plaintextman
        plaintextman
        November 2, 2012, 6:00 pm | # | Reply

        I’m slowly beginning to take more interest into the sepia world. I feel it was off to slow start, but it’s definitely starting to add to the story.

        Regarding trope-deconstructingness: while by and large not literally trope deconstructing, I, for one, am quite impressed with Guilded Age’s amount of originality. But more than that, this comic’s story has proven to be difficult to predict (heh, by the majority of commenters, anyway). Add to that the artwork, and that’s why GA is one of my favorite comics.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          November 2, 2012, 9:55 pm | # | Reply

          Sepia world is increasingly interesting, and allows the continuation of many running comments gags. It also permits the flourishing of oh-o-many epileptic tree theories that it must be preserved for that alone, even if for nothing else.

          Also, as demonstrated by Lecoquian theatrical theory, everyone likes to watch somebody try really hard and face-plant. No-one face-plants like H.R.

          • maggPi
            maggPi
            November 3, 2012, 2:09 pm | # | Reply

            (This is a continuation of the commentary segment, not a reply specific to centuriancode.)

            While the introduction of “Sepia World” was a jarring shock to me when I was first reading the archives, I held my grumbles in check. The story up ’til that point had proven to be well-written, well-drawn, and well… compelling. While I didn’t like the intrusion of the “suspension of universal reality” (or whatever nonsensical terminology you choose), and was afraid G.A. was gonna go all “Sophie’s World” (which I hated and refused to finish reading), I decided to trust the writers and give it (the twist) a chance.

            I am very glad I did. They have taken two strong, successful subjects of speculative fiction and fantasy and put them together into an even stronger, more successful excersise of writing.
            That it is highly entertaining is part of my definition of “successful.”

            We as readers don’t know where the writers are going with their story. We like that; it is a good thing! To have a predictably-predictable storyline is death to the story’s continued readership.

            All of societies’ favourite classics have its naysayers and even devout followers have bits of their favourites they don’t like as much. That’s life; that’s balance.
            To be able to say “um… sorry everyone… I have a confession to make: I don’t… um, like that bit of the story” is the right of a fan, so long as they are polite and respectful.
            Difference of opinion is what brings on discussion of a subject. Discussion is the goal of every thinker (and a [good]writer is a thinker), and a benchmark of a work’s success. Discussion also brings about learning and acceptance. For example:
            a) “Why don’t you like it?”
            — “Oh, because of such-and-such.”
            — “I see what you mean, but had you noticed this-and-this, and how it references this arc of ancient mythology?”
            — “No! I hadn’t… Well that makes it *much* more interesting to me now. Cool! Thanks!”

            b) “Why don’t you like it?”
            — “Oh because of such-and-such, and how it rests on this premise which really skews my suspension of disbelief in relation to blah-de-blah.”
            — “Huh. Yeahh.. I understand where you’re coming from, but I still think it’s a great romp.”
            — “That’s cool.”

            Quite often we post comments that are short-forms of our fuller, more complicated thoughts and feelings. Sometimes we are successful in conveying the nuances of our intent, sometimes not so much.

            We are VERY LUCKY to have a comments section like this one.
            Guildies’ comments are the only comments I recommend to new readers as being as valuable as the comic itself. I have tried following other groups. At best, they are a collection of “You, go, comic!” with a few forays into something more interesting before fizzling out. At worst, they are a collection of insults, foul language and intellectual trolling, made even more pathetic by containing spelling errors that are obviously NOT typos or 733+ 5p34k -inspired.

            The Guildies’ comments section is unique, as far as I can tell.
            I love it. And it’s obvious to me that so does everyone else here.

            Okay. Enough pontification:
            BRING ON THE PUNNERY!!!!

            • centuriancode
              centuriancode
              November 4, 2012, 12:24 am | # | Reply

              The punnery, you say?

              Guess we’d better hurry, lest Carol take-out our daring reporter.

              • JarrysKid
                JarrysKid
                November 4, 2012, 9:35 am | # | Reply

                I dunno. I think her delivery might be off.

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            November 4, 2012, 9:28 am | # | Reply

            Is there such a term as “Stache-plant”? If not, there should be, just for H.R.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      November 3, 2012, 4:02 pm | # | Reply

      Is there something you expect or want for the creators of the comic to do about it? Something that would make the story better after over two years of this being a revealed plot point?

      I just don’t see the point in this post except to rile up people.

    • Seawolfben
      Seawolfben
      November 3, 2012, 8:11 pm | # | Reply

      I normally just lurk, but thought I’d throw in my two cents as well. Why, for the love of god is this alternate world involved in the storyline? I agree completely with Oamu, the sepia world archs are boring and actually harm the storyline I enjoy by diminishing their value as “only a game”.

      • Phil
        Flo
        November 4, 2012, 7:28 am | # | Reply

        I hate to break the storyteller’s silence here, but I feel like that it would be clear by now that, no matter what the characters think or say of their own perspectives, Arkerra is not “only a game.” It never was, it never will be, it was always something more than simply “a game.”

        Carol and HR have their own opinions, but I would hope that we have demonstrated strongly, through action, that there’s no possibility of it all just being “a game.”

        So yes, the intrigue is supposed to come from unraveling the true nature of the beast. If you’re still not down with that, you have my regrets but there’s still no reason to harsh everyone else’s buzz. That’s not what we do here in the comments community, if you need another reason.

        • JarrysKid
          JarrysKid
          November 4, 2012, 9:47 am | # | Reply

          For the record, Phil, I enjoy the intrigue of the sepia-world segments. Even though the Arkerra storyline would hold up on it’s own, sepia-world adds a wonderful ‘hidden treat’ element that I find very entertaining.
          However, that said, if ever, in the middle of a sepia-world segment, you ‘pull back’ again to reveal yourself, T, and John complaining that the webcomic fans you have ensnared in your automatic comic-writing machine are not behaving as planned, I will be forced to unplug your tubes. Just like I did with Erika.
          You have been warned.

          • JarrysKid
            JarrysKid
            November 4, 2012, 9:48 am | # | Reply

            ‘hidden threat‘, dammit!

        • Benedikt
          Benedikt
          November 6, 2012, 9:08 am | # | Reply

          Being a regular reader since about chapter 4 it is quite obvious that I love what you are doing with this comic. Not only that – I also enjoy the comment section (and the community) very much, and like that you (Phil) are commenting and interacting with the readers.
          That being said: It’s getting a little to spoilery for my taste around here (“We have really big plans, and they absolutely involve the collision of the two worlds.”) and I would prefer if, regarding the storytelling, you would go on to show (and not to tell) as you do so greatly now for many years. The sepia segments may alienate some of your readers but it wouldn’t be the first time in history artists sacrifice some of their readership for better art.
          Keep up the great work!

          • Phil
            Flo
            November 6, 2012, 10:57 am | # | Reply

            Thanks for the words, eBenedikt. And Jarrys!

            Like I said, I detest having to break storyteller’s silence. Every once in a while I feel like the choice is made for me.

            So I strive to only say things that already exist within the text, or things that I would otherwise consider fairly obvious.

            Thanks for reading, in either case.

    • Marked One
      Marked One
      November 5, 2012, 2:55 pm | # | Reply

      I actually prefer the sepia ‘our world’ esque segments, and they offer a more than welcome change and several other levels of intrigue.

  4. Joe
    Joe
    November 2, 2012, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    So… what we can get from this is that there are more Savage Race characters, but the Gastonian Alliance is notably more active.
    For now I’m gonna say that doesn’t actually mean anything, but it’s something worth noticing.
    Maybe people just like rolling joke Savage characters. I’d wanna run around with a Landshark for funsies.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      November 2, 2012, 8:58 pm | # | Reply

      Until this, I never even considered that a player could roll up a character as part of the “World’s Rebellion.” I thought they were just NPC bosses and hordes of PvE grind fodder. But if they’re players… This brings a whole new interpretation of Yalaria’s captivity and treatment in chapter sixteen.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        November 4, 2012, 1:29 am | # | Reply

        28 million players, and the only one who breaks character is Frigg.

        • Animaniac
          Animaniac
          November 4, 2012, 4:52 am | # | Reply

          The magic of thier tubes cause both nearby NPCs and PCs to respond more in character, beyond the normal ability of the engine. This was mentioned by Carol at one point.

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            November 4, 2012, 3:30 pm | # | Reply

            Link?

    • Softy
      Softy
      November 2, 2012, 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      The conspiracy theorist in me says that people roll Savage Races alts and would enjoy actually playing them, but for now they keep up with Human Alliances because the Human Alliance is winning the war just now.

      So if things go south, and the savage races are ‘winning’ at some point, there could be a quick and brutal change in player population from one side to the other.

    • Rowen Morland
      Rowen Morland
      November 2, 2012, 10:00 pm | # | Reply

      But the player character percentage break down doesn’t match with the ratio does it?

      56/44% 13:1

      Doesn’t that imply that most of the savage army is NPC?

      • Softy
        Softy
        November 2, 2012, 10:41 pm | # | Reply

        It’s 1.3 : 1, not thirteen, so the ratio matches the percentages.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          November 4, 2012, 10:35 pm | # | Reply

          I must have thought that was a fly or something.

  5. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    November 2, 2012, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Carol…KNOWS….

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      November 2, 2012, 8:19 pm | # | Reply

      Worse yet, she could be a fan of her work!

      • centuriancode
        centuriancode
        November 2, 2012, 11:31 pm | # | Reply

        There are always difficulties when you run into FANS.

  6. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    November 2, 2012, 1:22 am | # | Reply

    Shanna bolts and runs for it just to be caught and dragged into a tube and hooked up to the game in 3, 2, 1…..

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      November 2, 2012, 3:51 am | # | Reply

      Did you ever read FANS? If this is Shanna, she’s not the type to panic. She might get herself thrown into a tube, and she might make some kinda slip-up to get herself there, but it’s not gonna be because she freaked and made a run for it.

      • Soirbleu
        Soirbleu
        November 2, 2012, 10:34 am | # | Reply

        Aydr, your avatar is hilarious. It’s like, “Wow, this guy is a REALLY into ‘Fans’!” Frothing at the mouth into, even!!

    • A random human
      A random human
      November 2, 2012, 4:37 am | # | Reply

      Let’s hope she’ll not be dragged in this mess.

  7. Tavis
    Tavis
    November 2, 2012, 1:32 am | # | Reply

    That repeating sound in the end? The fan that’s about to get hit.

    • Tavis
      Tavis
      November 2, 2012, 1:38 am | # | Reply

      … with a capital F. :-P

    • randomdude
      randomdude
      November 2, 2012, 4:39 pm | # | Reply

      I think you’re missing an “s” on your final word there…

  8. alurker
    alurker
    November 2, 2012, 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Ack! Busted! Abort! Abort! Abort!

  9. Andrew
    Andrew
    November 2, 2012, 4:16 am | # | Reply

    Is that extra spicy tofu?

  10. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    November 2, 2012, 4:27 am | # | Reply

    “I’m not gay, why do you ask?”

  11. ahdok
    ahdok
    November 2, 2012, 4:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m sad that the numbers add up, and they’re not out by five.

    • Hypothetical
      Hypothetical
      November 2, 2012, 4:50 am | # | Reply

      You mean off by seven, don’t you?…

      Side Bet : 2:1 odds that The Five are permanently irretrievable, as they’ve somehow become the neural net that is sustaining the game. None of the five are upset by this fact as they have become the Gods of the Game.

      • Bartimaeus
        Bartimaeus
        November 2, 2012, 4:57 am | # | Reply

        Wrong comic, I think.

        • centuriancode
          centuriancode
          November 4, 2012, 6:49 pm | # | Reply

          no.

          Though if H.R. is still consuming actual tofu (however spicy), then neither he, nor Carol, can yet be in tubes, so it’d just be 5.

      • khyrin
        khyrin
        November 2, 2012, 7:05 am | # | Reply

        I figured that The Five are not counting in that metric becuase they were only supposed to be demoing the tech at that convention, and are using modified ‘game master’ accounts, rather than subscriber accounts.

  12. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    November 2, 2012, 4:54 am | # | Reply

    “Sorry, I didn’t mean to stare at your ass.”

    Deflection!

  13. Richard C.
    Richard C.
    November 2, 2012, 5:54 am | # | Reply

    Those are some hellish eyebrows.

    • JamesRustle
      JamesRustle
      November 2, 2012, 12:50 pm | # | Reply

      They both have a nice pair, if you know what I mean.

      Hurr hurr.

  14. Sir Exal
    Sir Exal
    November 2, 2012, 6:48 am | # | Reply

    SAVAGE RACES 4 LIFE N00BS!

  15. JarrysKid
    JarrysKid
    November 2, 2012, 7:51 am | # | Reply

    Does the board tell you what percentage of chars are suspected to be Best’s alts? Pretty sure it’s up to at least 1% by now.

    • Phinar
      Phinar
      November 2, 2012, 8:35 am | # | Reply

      He keeps rerolling FOTM.

  16. JamesRustle
    JamesRustle
    November 2, 2012, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    “Now you f**ked up! Now you f**ked up! Now you have f**ked up!”

  17. Sineplex
    Sineplex
    November 2, 2012, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

    Huh. There are more Savage Races players, but much less of them are logged on at any hour of the day.
    Assuming this refers to anything at all.

    • centuriancode
      centuriancode
      November 2, 2012, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

      Does that mean that Gastonians go all night?

      • Karishi
        Karishi
        November 3, 2012, 5:45 am | # | Reply

        Proving that Best’s alts are still around.

  18. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    November 2, 2012, 4:12 pm | # | Reply

    Carol can SEE INTO YOUR SOUL.

    • Karishi
      Karishi
      November 3, 2012, 5:45 am | # | Reply

      And she totally heard your narration boxes!

      • JarrysKid
        JarrysKid
        November 4, 2012, 9:55 am | # | Reply

        Her mutant superpower it the ability to hear internal monologues.

  19. randomdude
    randomdude
    November 2, 2012, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

    FOR THE SAVAGE RACES! Just… doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    • Thor
      Thor
      November 2, 2012, 5:03 pm | # | Reply

      It’s better than FOR THE HUMAN ALLIES!

  20. Malenx
    Malenx
    November 2, 2012, 7:18 pm | # | Reply

    Anyone else see the mistake in the graphs?

    • Malenx
      Malenx
      November 2, 2012, 7:19 pm | # | Reply

      Actually Sineplex just noted that, nevermind. :)

  21. Commiekeebler
    Commiekeebler
    November 3, 2012, 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    Gastonian Republic: 44% of population.
    Savage Races:56%.

    Yet if you look at the graph, there are 20% more Gastonian allies on at any time of the day. Are Savage Races mostly inactive players?

  22. maggPi
    maggPi
    November 3, 2012, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    Hmmmm…..

    I am beginning to suspect that the Guildies have more than a few members who are avid Poker players and prog rock fans.

    Just a hunch.

  23. King of Zeroes
    King of Zeroes
    November 4, 2012, 3:40 am | # | Reply

    Gotta say, when I beat the blood out of people I barely know, I prefer to use my bare knuckles.

    Keys are for close friends and relatives.

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