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Fighting invisible rhetoric spouting thought-guides
Not happy with this one
You could’ve gone with “theologies”? That voice she’s conversing with is presumably divine, or what passes for it in Arkerra.
Yeah, Friggs totally not crazy.
She’s now schizophrenic.
Her fave Christmas song: “Do You Hear What I Hear?”
I love the crazy, particularly when it can conjure up a mace the size of a Tiger tank
The size of a Tiger tank ? Well, I don’t remember Frigg’s mace getting so big, but well.
Arkerra has small tigers. Smaller tigers = smaller tanks.
Dick Moss, natural self-regenerating condom or gross infection?
I’m going with a combination of both, myself.
I hear it’s an acquired taste.
Only if you such on it raw. I recommend a dollop of ranch dressing before eating.
I hope you guys don’t mind having to mow your cockpit.
I am suddenly not at all hungry.
Dick Moss. Isn’t he Kate Moss’ hunchbacked brother?
HUGE VARIETY OF DICK MOSS
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I found an entry for a Dick Moss who practices Dermatology.
– and Dermapathology.
You just could’t stay away, didn’t ya? You had to poke around…
Hey, what’s this Richard crap?
I’m… Yeah. Same here.
Don’t worry, it’ll grow on you.
this discussion is making me a bit green…
Warm, fuzzy feelings for everyone.
and that talking coyote was just a talking dog.
Find your soulmate, Frigg!
Well there goes the R rating.
She must battle RICARDIO!
“…to conquer the heart, beat it with a big beatstick!”
“… a big GLOWY beatstick!”
And we come full circle to Frigg needing to get laid.
And for some reason, my icon has a nosebleed now.
Your avatar had a nosebleed at 2:47am, also.
By now that’s quite a bit of blood. Maybe . . . Maybe you should get that looked at?
In the last panel, I love Rachel’s “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that” face
To conquer the Heart
Plan your invasion through the guts
Only Nobodies want to conquer the kingdom of the Heart.
Nobody knows… the trouble I’ve seen…
Are you sure it’s not a total eclipse of the heart?
(and btw, my daughter likes your avatar.)
The way to a man’s heart is through the ribcage.
So crazy head voice is advising her to try to woo Scipio? That should be good for a laugh (or thirty)!
Advising her to woo Scipio ?
But Scipio’s with Fr’Nj (that’s her name, right ?), isn’t he ?
Frigg can be a crazy, a ditz, but not a full-scale man-stealing bitsh, right ?
One might argue that she is simply doing some gardening…clearing out those pesky roots before they dig in too deep and sprout into something unseemly.
Hmmm… I was going to argue that Fr’Nj is of royal blood/sap and therefore would be the sort of plant one might seek to keep in one’s garden, but, I guess history would indicate that regicide counts as “weeding.”
The epic hate boning that would result from Frigg/Scipio would make that war look like a gentlemans disagreement in Victorian England.
That voice sure is mysterious.
Frigg must master her rage, or her rage will become her master.
Now now, no baiting the Master Rager.
I hear the voice can cut guns in half with its mind.
Did she ever mourn for Best?
You know how a wake is sort of a celebration of someone’s life, rather than mourning their death?
Best has the opposite effect: you spend a few years mourning his life, then a few drunken days celebrating his death.
I miss Best. :(
I’ve never met a disembodied voice I didn’t like.
Because they don’t exist.
Frigg is obviously insane.
You are so sane for saying that.
Could you have a disemvocaled body? Like, a mute who shows up and says mysterious crap in sign language?
…or sneaks up behind you at parties and taps cryptic messages in Morse code on your shoulder.
Of course, we all are quite fluent in ASL and Morse code.
Also: Panel 2 Frigg for Gravatar!
Also panel 4 Frigg.
Actually, I’d like panel 4′s fleeing family.
But I realize that’s not really the sort of thing they pick for the roster.
If your Gravatar is a picture of Gravedust, is it a Gravytar?
Last panel is the best panel for an Avatar.
Totally agreed on it being a Gravytar, although that sounds like a Pokemon.
…is Frigg the Avatar, master of all four elements?
You know what this means right . . . We have to beat up Gravedust and throw balls at him.
A Wild Gravedust appears!
Oh no, not again.
And panel 5 Frigg. Hell, why not gravatar every Frigg? :P
No no no… get it right. It’s:
Gravatar ALL THE FRIGGS!!! \ /
No no no… get it right. It’s:
Gravatar ALL THE FRIGGS!!! \ /
Little does Frigg know that she was very close to a traditional Wood elf bachelor party song entitled “May she get moss on your pine.”
“How did your hot date with Nfeck’Td go?”
“Bah! I forgot to use protection, and she gave me mossy twig!”
“OH! Ew! Don’t show me that!! And it looks like Lichen, anyway. Go to your botanist, already! Geez!”
I imagine that voice is talking while Total Eclipse of the Heart is playing in the background.
At least you have this lovely page to look at instead of the creepy, baffling video!
Yay! Mystery Men quotes =D
I’m sorta disappointed the title for this one isn’t “ReactionShot.jpg”.
Personally, I’d be a lot less freaked out by hearing voices than by SEEING voices.
Mystery Voice: “Hm, let me translate that into Friggese: Nobody’s loving on the angry bitch act, so tighten your shit up if you wanna get some!”
Arkerra University’s Anger Management 101.
Panel 4 and 5: Frigg’s a Muppet
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