That sunnavabich Jonathan “Riker” Frakes has got all the pussy locked up in his “Slut Fleet Academy” as he likes to call it but he’ll get his as soon as I prepare my Picard Maneuver and bust up his “geoffrey’s tube”.
Is it just me, or does it seem like a really bad idea to tell a tale about an Avian to a people that just had their royalty (and some of their loved ones) killed off by that group? That just seems like it would end badly without it being somehow insulting to the Avians.
There is potential for retraumatization, but if done tactfully, E-Merl may be able to disassociate image of the (unarmed, pun not intended) Avian with the memory of war, thereby facilitating integration of said memories and ultimately conducting magical mental-health first-aid.
Boots of leather on your legs, insignia on your breast
Captain do I have to beg – put me to the test, oh put me to the test!
Through magic lands of danger I follow with my Lord
To unlock the captive maiden and draw the Holy Sword
I’d walk upon the world’s edge with you my Captain bold
I’m ready when you tell me “Make it so, Number One!”
I obey when you say “Make it so!”
(C) Mark Ungar
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That song gets a touch more ribald as it goes on, but I think you get the idea ;) Seemed appropriate based on your comment!
I don’t get Rachel’s narration. She’s explaining how she calmed E-Merl down after his first battle. But she then mentions Scipio and Fr’nj. Was this E-Merl’s first major battle and any previous fights he had where he had to hurt and kill didn’t bother him?
Or is Rachel talking about E-Merl’s first time as indicated by Frigg’s hand gesture in panel 2?
This was a war. Though E-Merl has taken part in battle where people died (Stokla and Brix the Berserker, for two), he didn’t kill anyone himself there, and that’s nothing like the frantic surround-sound trauma of allies and enemies dying all around you as you kill or be killed.
Rachel isn’t actually talking about E-Merl’s first time, but Frigg is implying that she is.
It’s not bad manners of the host, it’s bad manners of an un-invited “friend of a friend” who came along to this party. I’m sure the ad company SAYS all the folks it hangs out are “cool, man.” But you just can’t tell for sure until you’re face to face with them. By then, it may be too late.
All we can do is get their name, show them the door, and make sure the ad man knows his guests had better behave. Or he might be asked to leave as well.
I don’t give any fucks but I could sure take one right about now.
Make it so.
That sunnavabich Jonathan “Riker” Frakes has got all the pussy locked up in his “Slut Fleet Academy” as he likes to call it but he’ll get his as soon as I prepare my Picard Maneuver and bust up his “geoffrey’s tube”.
Is it just me, or does it seem like a really bad idea to tell a tale about an Avian to a people that just had their royalty (and some of their loved ones) killed off by that group? That just seems like it would end badly without it being somehow insulting to the Avians.
That wasn’t supposed to be a reply . . .
P.S. Jean-Luc, you should be a pokemon. I could see the Picard Maneuver being super effective.
There is potential for retraumatization, but if done tactfully, E-Merl may be able to disassociate image of the (unarmed, pun not intended) Avian with the memory of war, thereby facilitating integration of said memories and ultimately conducting magical mental-health first-aid.
Yes, but this is E-Merl. His foot is permanently embedded in his mouth.
Boots of leather on your legs, insignia on your breast
Captain do I have to beg – put me to the test, oh put me to the test!
Through magic lands of danger I follow with my Lord
To unlock the captive maiden and draw the Holy Sword
I’d walk upon the world’s edge with you my Captain bold
I’m ready when you tell me “Make it so, Number One!”
I obey when you say “Make it so!”
(C) Mark Ungar
—
That song gets a touch more ribald as it goes on, but I think you get the idea ;) Seemed appropriate based on your comment!
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
What song is that actually supposed to be? (Hopefully this wasn’t a stupid question…)
A gif-loop!
A gif-loop!
My kingdom for a gif-loop of panels 3-5!
Seconded.
Or maybe a tshirt with the three panels in sequence and an arrow indicating repeat.
Ask and thou shalt receive! :P
http://i.imgur.com/TBc5h.gif
Doing gods work stormraider42
But dang, Frigg has a problem. In the last panel, she’s three-fisted drinking when she’s only got two fists.
I think there’s a highly inappropriate joke about a third-party fisting, but I’m not saying it…
“CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” Do the “Frigg Binge”!
I would love to see where those mugs landed…
Where … or on who. ^^
Mmmmmmm mead…
Frigg interpretation in Panel 2: “Hotdog in a hallway”
“And now a charming story about a few animals and one of the savage races that put a shaft through your former king’s t-zone. Oh wait, too soon?”
No honey, he has the right idea. You’re just a little too obsessed with Frig right now to properly see it.
Which one of us is the evil twin?
You are both evil twins. Like the elevator kids in The Shining.
cOmE PlAy wItH uS KaRiShI…
Okay, because I’m dumb and need things explained to me… DMED DGAF?
Frig’s last word balloon in acronym form.
*headdesk* I mead eyeglasses…
Be careful about the frames you pick. Make sure they accent and work with your mug.
That sounds like an oblique insult to me. I’m throwing a penalty flagon that.
Oh, go easy on him, it’s a late night (oh christ, early morning), and for a shot glass in the dark, it was really very clever!
I barley caught the joke, but ale drink to that! We all brew that last pun would happen…
No reason to wine about it. Just hold out hops that the next ones will be better.
“Mead is fer women, puns are ferment”
Why would we whiskey to be so limited?
Oh, it’s on! Wet breastplate contest!
GUYS! GUYS! DMED DGAF T-SHIRTS! WE NEED THESE! WE NEED THEM LIKE WE NEED LONG CHAINS OF PUNS IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION!
Also, I seem to have been assigned Fat, Disgruntled HR as my icon here, and you know what? I can live with that. And DMED DGAF T-shirts.
i really hope they rum with this.
Beer with it, and I’m sure T and Phil will get there.
Hyes. With Frigg from panels 3,4,5 and 7 on them. Or the animated gif-loop, that would work too. Recent advances in fabric-based displays, you know.
Frigg just needs to embrace her inherent Lawful Goodness and have done with it.
Hah! Hahahaha! Yeah right…maybe Lewdful Good, or Lawful Goddamn, but surely not lawful good.
Okay, I’m lost.
I don’t get Rachel’s narration. She’s explaining how she calmed E-Merl down after his first battle. But she then mentions Scipio and Fr’nj. Was this E-Merl’s first major battle and any previous fights he had where he had to hurt and kill didn’t bother him?
Or is Rachel talking about E-Merl’s first time as indicated by Frigg’s hand gesture in panel 2?
I’m sorry. I’m confused.
This was a war. Though E-Merl has taken part in battle where people died (Stokla and Brix the Berserker, for two), he didn’t kill anyone himself there, and that’s nothing like the frantic surround-sound trauma of allies and enemies dying all around you as you kill or be killed.
Rachel isn’t actually talking about E-Merl’s first time, but Frigg is implying that she is.
This is a war. Wars are ongoing. No past tense about it.
But this was E-Merl’s first major battle in the ongoing war, yes. Nothing he’s done before was at the Battle of B’ial Vezk’s level.
I will debate T on semantics t’il the sun envelops the earth and I haven’t a single fuck to give about it.
Speaking of semantics, should it not be ’til?
And centuriancode was never heard from again.
Say what?
Snoop Dogg/Lion would be proud of you, Frigg.
That is, if he drank mead everyday…
If Snoop Lion is truly Rastafari, then he won’t be drinking mead or any other alcohol for a while.
Frigg, stop that. You’re wasting perfectly good Boozeahol.
contrary to artistic hyperbole, the way i see it is that very little of that mead is being spilled.
5:20 DRINK MEAD EVERY DAY
I mean, surely you’re out of the office and at a pub by then, right?
Gold Star.
Soooo… Did those two have sex or….
No. Frigg’s implying it, Rachel’s ignoring the implication.
Sorry but u have an ad with automatic sound so im turning my ad block back on, just bad manners of u
I’m sorry, we want to get rid of them but we need to know what the ad was for.
It’s not bad manners of the host, it’s bad manners of an un-invited “friend of a friend” who came along to this party. I’m sure the ad company SAYS all the folks it hangs out are “cool, man.” But you just can’t tell for sure until you’re face to face with them. By then, it may be too late.
All we can do is get their name, show them the door, and make sure the ad man knows his guests had better behave. Or he might be asked to leave as well.
This is HR’s actual plan! Making them rage-quit, and he’s starting with Frigg!
make them angry enough and they’ll leave?
Is it wrong that I’m taking so much glee in Frigg’s frustration?