New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
is that a bear hitched to a cart in panel 1?
He’s bearly moving…apply the bearwhip!
if they can train those bears to pull wagons, then they could train them to take riders. that’s right. BEAR CALVARY! f-yea!
I wonder how many of them will die from disinterry before completing the Gastonian Trail?
“Disinterred?” Isn’t the word “exhume?”
Bear Cavalry cannot help but win!
Bear cavalry vs. moose artillery!
Seagull air support.
Maybe it can’t bear it?
when I said ‘hitch up the whinny’ that’s not what I had in mind
The’re just ursin’ along now. And who is in front? Rupert the red-nosed care-bear!
Those are BMWs (Bear Moving Wagon).
So since Frigg/Syr’nj was handily sunk, how long until we get elf shipping?
Let’s skip past to Frigg/Kur’ik shipping. We can call it Fr’ik.
Via FedElf? You’ll have to wait until Xmas, like most everyone.
Massive Attack? Or Slipknot? My preference is for Massive Attack, but then again, I haven’t set foot in a mall for months and I ain’t gonna start during Xmas season!
But don’t worry. Jerkocracies make the best chicken.
Does E-Merle have freezing spells? He could help pack some of the ‘long chicken’ for the journey ahead.
Looks like the sky is from Earth. (Loving the look of the photo sunsets here.)
The worlds have started merging.
IT HAS BEGUN
Looks like Kur’ik is pretty well loaded with emotions over this. I just hope that Frig is sending Fr’nj packing right now.
I especially liked the final panel… the symbolism of the flower’s wind-cast seeds.
The winds of change indeed…
Those do not look like the best sorts of harness to put on those kinds of animals…
Nor are they animals that can match a human (granted, these are wood elves) standard of travel over a single day. However, they’re certainly not the worst…
I don’t think the elves caribout it.
Oh, deer. I doe not understand this yoke.
You want to be my secretary? Oh, write on.
Quite a few.
Yes, but can you make coffee?
It’s the best, around! No one’s ever gonna keep it down.
I mean, jeez.
Surprised it took this long for someone to pick that out.
I didn’t even notice that one. And with most of the vague posts around here being clever jokes and sacred puns, it wasn’t immediately obvious what this was even about.
So maybe it would have been more helpful to state explicitly that: In the third panel, “a millenia” should be “a millennium”.
You know, since it apparently didn’t seem to occur to the one who’d have to fix it?
She is too overwhelmed with emotion to be concerned with proper grammar!
Plural? What is these “plural?”
What are this arguments?
My synapses is failings.
POP! P-kew! BANG!
Syr’Ng: Looks like the Gastonians have commissioned the Gnomes to build some A.I.s
Bandit: Tsk. These weren’t supposed to come off the table for ten YEARS yet! Something smells fishy here. –and I mean *besides* the joint grease; they haven’t found anything these ‘droids prefer. Maybe if an olfactory sense were designed for them, they’d… (Syr’Ng gives Bandit a *look.*) …okay, shutting up.
Dammit! I second-guessed my spelling. Syr’Nj! Syr’NJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!
What’s a millenium more or less to an elf?