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is that a bear hitched to a cart in panel 1?
He’s bearly moving…apply the bearwhip!
if they can train those bears to pull wagons, then they could train them to take riders. that’s right. BEAR CALVARY! f-yea!
I wonder how many of them will die from disinterry before completing the Gastonian Trail?
“Disinterred?” Isn’t the word “exhume?”
Bear Cavalry cannot help but win!
Bear cavalry vs. moose artillery!
Seagull air support.
Maybe it can’t bear it?
when I said ‘hitch up the whinny’ that’s not what I had in mind
Those are BMWs (Bear Moving Wagon).
So since Frigg/Syr’nj was handily sunk, how long until we get elf shipping?
Let’s skip past to Frigg/Kur’ik shipping. We can call it Fr’ik.
Via FedElf? You’ll have to wait until Xmas, like most everyone.
Massive Attack? Or Slipknot? My preference is for Massive Attack, but then again, I haven’t set foot in a mall for months and I ain’t gonna start during Xmas season!
But don’t worry. Jerkocracies make the best chicken.
Does E-Merle have freezing spells? He could help pack some of the ‘long chicken’ for the journey ahead.
Looks like the sky is from Earth. (Loving the look of the photo sunsets here.)
The worlds have started merging.
IT HAS BEGUN
Looks like Kur’ik is pretty well loaded with emotions over this. I just hope that Frig is sending Fr’nj packing right now.
I especially liked the final panel… the symbolism of the flower’s wind-cast seeds.
The winds of change indeed…
Those do not look like the best sorts of harness to put on those kinds of animals…
Nor are they animals that can match a human (granted, these are wood elves) standard of travel over a single day. However, they’re certainly not the worst…
I don’t think the elves caribout it.
Oh, deer. I doe not understand this yoke.
You want to be my secretary? Oh, write on.
Quite a few.
Yes, but can you make coffee?
It’s the best, around! No one’s ever gonna keep it down.
I mean, jeez.
Surprised it took this long for someone to pick that out.
I didn’t even notice that one. And with most of the vague posts around here being clever jokes and sacred puns, it wasn’t immediately obvious what this was even about.
So maybe it would have been more helpful to state explicitly that: In the third panel, “a millenia” should be “a millennium”.
You know, since it apparently didn’t seem to occur to the one who’d have to fix it?
She is too overwhelmed with emotion to be concerned with proper grammar!
Plural? What is these “plural?”
What are this arguments?
My synapses is failings.
POP! P-kew! BANG!
Syr’Ng: Looks like the Gastonians have commissioned the Gnomes to build some A.I.s
Bandit: Tsk. These weren’t supposed to come off the table for ten YEARS yet! Something smells fishy here. –and I mean *besides* the joint grease; they haven’t found anything these ‘droids prefer. Maybe if an olfactory sense were designed for them, they’d… (Syr’Ng gives Bandit a *look.*) …okay, shutting up.
Dammit! I second-guessed my spelling. Syr’Nj! Syr’NJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!
What’s a millenium more or less to an elf?
One upping the Elder Scrolls, eh? “Our scrolls aren’t just Elder, they’re EldEST!”
Now, get me some coffee.
Bibli’oh Theque himself!?
No-one talks much about his twin brother Disc’Oh Theque. He was the black walnut of the family.
They would have both been considered Theque Stock.
“Just you wait young elf, not only is it a Jerkocracy, but everyone farts a lot. They don’t call it Gas-tonia for nothing…”
I work for a Jerkocracy.
I find the best way to deal with it is to subtly screw with all their plans, undermine their authority, and openly mock their managerial decisions.
It accomplishes absolutely nothing beyond annoying them.
Has nobody else noticed that Kur’ik bears a faint resemblance to Felinda Daly, both in physical appearance and choice of career? Methinks perhaps Miss Daly is working her story from a different angle, and if so, she may have just hit the jackpot…
The stage is being set for Shanna to be plugged in. Wonder whether she’ll be a willing participant or not?
Kudos to the artist: Syr’Nj looks like the past couple days have aged her.
An excellent segue! I was particularly moved by the two seeds drifting off the plant in the foreground of the last panel. A noticeable but not too overbearing metaphor for the Elves finally starting to spread out and grow elsewhere.
And having set the stage I’ll hope for some follow-up puns which I have carefully avoided using in this post ;)
Kur’ik? You’d think she would go blonde.
So… how many courics of Couric are in Kur’Ik?
Hopefully not many… otherwise things will get stinky once the Couric hits the fan :D
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