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Annotations Every Day - Written by T Campbell & Flo Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

'I need to Bing that.' - No one, ever.

Chapter 19 – Page 4

on October 19, 2012
Chapter: Chapter 19
└ Tags: Martin, Shanna
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    • Sunday Morning Funnies: I am my own mother
      October 28, 2012, 1:02 pm | #
  1. Jean-Luc
    Jean-Luc
    October 19, 2012, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Bing? Wait, I need to Cuil that.

    • Fren
      Fren
      October 19, 2012, 7:17 am | # | Reply

      Gentlemen … to the AltaVista!

    • that guy
      that guy
      October 19, 2012, 8:31 am | # | Reply

      At least “I need to Bing that” -sounds- good.

      No such luck with “I need to DuckDuckGo that.” :(

      • randomdude
        randomdude
        October 19, 2012, 11:20 am | # | Reply

        I don’t know… “I need to Bing that” sounds rather innuendo-ish

        • MichaelHaneline
          MichaelHaneline
          October 19, 2012, 2:42 pm | # | Reply

          “I’d bing that.”

      • Logos
        Logos
        October 19, 2012, 3:13 pm | # | Reply

        “I need to Dogpile that”

        • Logos
          Logos
          October 19, 2012, 3:14 pm | # | Reply

          Ooh! New Gravatar day!

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            October 20, 2012, 4:07 am | # | Reply

            You got insanity wolf?
            I.. I’ve never been so jealous of a temporary reshuffling of image files.

            • Joe
              Joe
              July 27, 2013, 4:29 pm | # | Reply

              I’m not certain how to change mine, just change the email I think?

    • Mordecai
      Mordecai
      October 19, 2012, 11:25 am | # | Reply

      This whole line of jokes is confusing me. Let me Ask Jeeves about that.

    • recentlyafish
      recentlyafish
      October 21, 2012, 1:36 am | # | Reply

      I need to wait for the library to open and then put my name on the list to use the “special” books in the reserved section and then …. thankfully the internet is here to move the plot along a little quicker.

  2. Andrew
    Andrew
    October 19, 2012, 12:13 am | # | Reply

    The nose knows. Make a better pun! I dare ya!

  3. FreeRegent
    FreeRegent
    October 19, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Bing? Hold on, I need to Webcrawler that.

    • FreeRegent
      FreeRegent
      October 19, 2012, 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Wait, Jean-Luc already did that joke! Augh, this is what I get for opening fifty tabs at once.

      • Jean-Luc
        Jean-Luc
        October 19, 2012, 12:30 am | # | Reply

        Well, at least now we’ve exposed the obviousness of the joke and I thought I had something there.

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      October 19, 2012, 5:55 am | # | Reply

      Webvrawler? Hang on, I need to Lycos that.

      • sjalexander
        sjalexander
        October 19, 2012, 6:11 am | # | Reply

        Archie? I need to WAIS that…

        • Fren
          Fren
          October 19, 2012, 7:18 am | # | Reply

          We shall FINGER and WHOIS whilst you GOPHER it. Jean-Luc, set phasers to ping.

          • plaintextman
            plaintextman
            October 20, 2012, 6:14 am | # | Reply

            Fren, sir, you may have all my internetz today

  4. Taxil Necrobane
    Taxil Necrobane
    October 19, 2012, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    ….. Alright, i am taking a REAL long shot on this. I can see this ending in one of two ways. One way, this reporter find out the truth and exposes the whole thing to the real world, OR she get caught before she blows the whistle and she is forced into the VR world against her will just to shut her up. that and to prove to her the magic is real.

  5. zomg
    zomg
    October 19, 2012, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    That was too easy. Seems to me they would have tried to cover their tracks a little better? And, Taxil Necrobane, I believe I said that last week – they’re gonna need to order another tank ;)

    • Taxil Necrobane
      Taxil Necrobane
      October 19, 2012, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      (looks back) (face-> palm) sorry, i missed that post. my bad. but now that i think about it, there MIGHT be a possiablity that once she sees the truth, she just might JOIN them in their plans.

    • Tour-turist
      Tour-turist
      October 19, 2012, 2:15 am | # | Reply

      If this level of secrecy doesn’t satisfy you then I can give you an ultra-secret: The author is not good at this whole writing thing. Ergo, his conspiracies are very, very, very shallow. So shallow gold fish would not fit in them.
      You can’t write a story if your characters just keep oscillating between being cocky smarmy smartmouths and being self-doubting emos. Find something better before this level of intrigue becomes a metric for you.

      • ahdok
        ahdok
        October 19, 2012, 5:57 am | # | Reply

        I was totally expecting this to all be a simulation during chapter six. Also, I am the world’s leading expert at juggling acorns.

      • Russ Catt
        Russ Catt
        October 19, 2012, 11:22 am | # | Reply

        At the same time. Most people making conspiracies aren’t smart enough to keep track of all the minutia.
        That’s why groups like Wikileaks and Anonymous are able to be effective.
        I don’t think this shatters my “suspension of disbelief” …yet.

      • Opal Eyes
        Opal Eyes
        October 21, 2012, 12:58 am | # | Reply

        If you stop and think about it, this isn’t all that shallow. The only reason she found their shipping invoices was by having an inside source who happened to owe her a favor.
        Social networking is a key to Private Investigating and reporting the news, even in a less than awesome fashion. So quite honestly, shut yer yap and enjoy the story instead of nit-picking about how fast she found stuff out. It’s what, chapter 6? 7? Something nearing the double digits. Someone needs to figure SOMETHING out, or the story will just get boring.

        • ahdok
          ahdok
          October 21, 2012, 6:24 pm | # | Reply

          It’s chapter 19 :)

    • hashcheck
      hashcheck
      October 19, 2012, 4:02 am | # | Reply

      It’s only easy for Shanna, because she has a contact that got the information for her. It would be fully opaque to most other people.

      That’s one of the things about a journalist or detective. They have connections.

    • Shikome Kido Mi
      Shikome Kido Mi
      October 19, 2012, 6:04 am | # | Reply

      Eh, I figured the guy who’s busy freaking out about his project not working the way he thought it would wasn’t thinking clearly enough to do a more thorough job covering his tracks at the time. He’s a brilliant programmer and a wizard, he didn’t have time to study spycraft.

      Remember, he thought he’d be able to bring his test subjects out. When he found it impossible he suddenly needed a bunch of stuff he he hadn’t planned on.

      And it’s not like this was publicly accessibly information, delivery companies aren’t supposed to be giving out lists of what their customers order without warrants.

    • Gillsing
      Gillsing
      October 19, 2012, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

      I predict that they will not need to order a new tank. Shanna will use her connections to build her own tank, hook up the life support system and climb inside, after having arranged for the tank to be delivered to Hurricane and “installed with the others”. Maybe she’ll even pose as one of the delivery people or technicians?

      Then H.R. Dedalus will arrive at his secret office/lab and notice six tanks instead of five, and after a brief moment of confusion he will call for Carol. Together they will come to the conclusion that there must always have been six tanks there, because how else could the sixth tank be explained?

      Business as usual. Technomagic too.

      *blub* *blub* *blub*

      • dr pepper
        dr pepper
        October 20, 2012, 5:56 pm | # | Reply

        No, she’d set herself up in an adjacent storeroom, and put a timer on the equipment to wake her up.

        Also, the life support equipment would include not just items for normal coma patients, who are, after all, just in bed, possibly with breathing tubes. There’d also be items only used for serious burn victims who may need to be immersed in gel and exposed to controlled gas mixtures.

  6. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    October 19, 2012, 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I’d Bing that.

  7. Dean
    Dean
    October 19, 2012, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    “Man, they must have some big fishtanks.”

    • Hawk
      Hawk
      October 19, 2012, 9:38 am | # | Reply

      I was kind of going “Oh, they spruced up the office a bit, like that show Tanked”

      I agree with those saying there was no reason to hide their tracks; the Five were volunteer playtesters, and while Blizzard Hurricane would have taken care about the coding, why hide the tubes? If the Bubble had worked perfectly, it would have then become an issue (or rather the interface portion would, not necessarily the life-support portion). So they weren’t (at first) doing anything wrong.

      Of course, now everything has gone pear shaped.

      I’m not sure how this will play out, but I know that Miss Nose here isn’t really going to help things much if she just goes for the story.

  8. The_Rippy_One
    The_Rippy_One
    October 19, 2012, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Let this be a lesson to all would be evil overlords – person sized tubing will get noticed!

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      October 19, 2012, 3:27 am | # | Reply

      Only if you don’t put large, cylindrical aquariums in the lobby. Replacement glass wouldn’t be noticed.

      The medical equipment, you order in parts through a proxy.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        October 19, 2012, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

        I’d like to recruit Eric as my trusted lieutenant for F.A.U.S.T.

  9. Sir Exal
    Sir Exal
    October 19, 2012, 3:59 am | # | Reply

    D’oh! I knew they should have invested in that glass factory during the restructuring!

  10. Nicolas Rei
    Nicolas Rei
    October 19, 2012, 5:20 am | # | Reply

    She’s on to them. They’re making huge bongs…. That’s their story and they’re sticking to it.

  11. ahdok
    ahdok
    October 19, 2012, 5:58 am | # | Reply

    Transparent. Water. Slide.

    • Fren
      Fren
      October 19, 2012, 7:20 am | # | Reply

      Giant. Hamster. Habitrail.

      • Logos
        Logos
        October 19, 2012, 3:16 pm | # | Reply

        Cheese Doodle. Dispenser. Silo.

        • Seth
          Seth
          October 19, 2012, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

          World’s. Largest. Hula-hoop.

          • Andrew
            Andrew
            October 20, 2012, 11:47 am | # | Reply

            Dr. Horrible. Ahoy!

  12. Lhurgoyf
    Lhurgoyf
    October 19, 2012, 7:00 am | # | Reply

    I’d say that information is rather transparent.

    • Lhurgoyf
      Lhurgoyf
      October 19, 2012, 7:01 am | # | Reply

      … Best avatar -ever-

      • Starlight
        Starlight
        October 20, 2012, 7:25 am | # | Reply

        I agree!

  13. Dove
    Dove
    October 19, 2012, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

    Loving it so far. As others have said, this information was via a very well-connected contact and not something she just found lying on the internet. It wasn’t as discreet as it could have been, but obviously H.R. wasn’t used to doing cover-ups for his business purchases, before things went wrong. Plus, obfuscating in circles for the entire chapter would only be frustrating to read. The plot has to go somewhere and that can’t happen until Shanna uncovers it.

    I’m really hoping that Shanna turns out to be Bandit. Even if she doesn’t, I’m enjoying her inclusion. She’s smart and dedicated, without being an obsessive nut-job. :)

    • plaintextman
      plaintextman
      October 20, 2012, 6:05 am | # | Reply

      Agreed. I have no issue with the writers moving somewhat quickly through this fragment of the story. They’ll obviously take more time with more interesting and important stuff (as they have; so far I think that the pacing of this comic is done very well, with a few exceptions).

  14. FoolishOwl
    FoolishOwl
    October 19, 2012, 1:30 pm | # | Reply

    I knew a guy who once said, “Just ‘Bing’ it”. However, he was a project manager at Microsoft. And he reverted to Google thereafter, anyway.

  15. Opiewan
    Opiewan
    October 19, 2012, 7:27 pm | # | Reply

    *cue Ron Pearlman*
    War. War never changes.
    The Savage Races waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Gastonia built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Daedalus shaped a battered software company into a economic superpower.
    But war never changes.

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