New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Frigg proves she does give a spit about something ideological after all!
Warning, Warning, Stage 5 Clinger Detected
Watch out Frigg! “Not Your Boyfriend” is getting woman-handled! She has made her way into his “Big strong hands”.
On a related note: have your noticed that the daughters of the biggest human hater in the forest have a thing for humans? Li’l sis was practically drooling when she first saw ol’ Skorp.
Forbidden Fruit is the tastiest. ;)
And who would know that better than a race that lives their entire lives around trees?
Daddy issues much?
Ahem. I have it on good authority that the feminine form of ‘tea-bagging’ is in fact ‘clam-slapping’.
One of my roommates referred to it as “v-bagging” when she played Halo.
Or tea-flapping. It works just as well too.
You’re all wrong. When a woman is involved, its called foreplay.
I call it French Dipping.
i like it! graphic and sophisticated.
I’m writing that one down into my lexicon.
Personally, I’m endorsing “clam slapping” if only because it sounds more vulgar. The entire point of the activity is to be derisive, insulting and/or offensive, after all.
Though, should I ever have an opportunity to reference said activity in “polite company” (meaning with prudes that look down upon anybody that swears) I’ll make sure to use “French Dipping” and try to keep a straight face as everybody else tries to figure out wtf I just said.
I spit on your grave.
Frigg’s metaphorical balls are so large she can use them for literal teabagging.
“Erm, Fr’Nj, sorry, babe, if you feel something jabbing you, that’s just the pommel of my, erm, secret hidden dagger. Don’t worry about it.”
I thought she’d already been introduced to his ‘secret hidden dagger’?
He’s gotta wood(elf)y.
I love how pieces of reality unconsciously slip in through the five. “Pro-lifers”…
i was under the impression those were fourth wall allusions chosen carefully so as to still be in character.
Okay Scip look… You can be close, but no cigar.
Is he stagging her?
…So what is Frigg going to ride on?
That’s a violation of elk and safety.
But possibly part of the initiation rites to be inducted into the Elks Society, if you know what I mean?
Taps microphone Is this thing on?
I love the facial expressions on these elks. They’re all business.
In other words, you like that they don’t have an expression at all?
So who is the new High Elder, if not Syr’nj? Got to think political here guys!
Maybe its Bandit!!! That would be a turn of events!
Maybe it’s Syr and they’re having a constitutional crisis because there’s no rule for succession when the next in line is possessed by a glowing green alien force.
And don’t forget the strict “No boinking humans” rule.
Did the knight who rescued the scribe survive? He should be the new high elder.
Also, does the circle of elders meet in a circle of alders?
I would think it was a groove of poplars, myself. You have to be poplar to be a good politician.
The question at the forefront of my mind: Where is Penk?
How did that old fable go? The one about giving a scorpion a ride?
She’s gonna get stung!
The moral of the story is, “Give a scorpion a ride, and you gonna getcha some tonight.”
Not one of Aesop’s best, imo
Nice to see Hat’rk is back!
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