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New Comics Every M/W/F - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip

Tectonicus.

Chapter 20 – Page 18

on February 4, 2013
Chapter: Chapter 20
└ Tags: Harky, Tectonicus
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  1. The Indomitable Eric
    The Indomitable Eric
    February 4, 2013, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Well, no WONDER you died, you doof. TROLLS CANT REGEN IF THEY’RE BURNT.

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 4, 2013, 10:33 am | # | Reply

      Trolls and James Hetfield agree. Fire BAAAAAAD.

      • The Indomitable Eric
        The Indomitable Eric
        February 4, 2013, 5:42 pm | # | Reply

        GIMME FUE GIMMIE FIE GIMMIE DABAJABBAWAYZA!

  2. Garygolf
    Garygolf
    February 4, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Is he going to enter the Avatar State?

  3. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 4, 2013, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    For this you had to die? You couldn’t maybe have just sent Tectonicus some candy and flowers?[/borschtbelt-speak]

  4. CloSeph
    CloSeph
    February 4, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    You hear that Techy? He’s burning. He’s burning for you. HE DOESN’T FEAR THE REAPER

    • coldelectrons
      coldelectrons
      February 4, 2013, 12:37 am | # | Reply

      I hope Techy likes Harky’s new sculpted gluts.

    • zomg
      zomg
      February 4, 2013, 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      And Joan Crawford HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAAAAAAAVE
      (pretty girls can’t look away)

      • Mic-Gold
        Mic-Gold
        February 4, 2013, 10:05 pm | # | Reply

        Looks like his specter has encountered a fire of unknown origin!

        • Mic-Gold
          Mic-Gold
          February 5, 2013, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

          A few more BOC references and we can change the name of the comic to the “Gilded Age Of Leather!”

  5. Marcus
    Marcus
    February 4, 2013, 12:17 am | # | Reply

    He’s just a hunka, hunka, burning luv…

  6. coldelectrons
    coldelectrons
    February 4, 2013, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Harky is going to need a Tectonicus shot after his his little accident, or he’s going to get lockjaw.

    • Taxil Necrobane
      Taxil Necrobane
      February 4, 2013, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      this new chapter is rather infectious wouldn’t you say?

      • Darchias
        Darchias
        February 4, 2013, 8:16 am | # | Reply

        My excitement is raising to a fever-pitch.

        • Yashie
          Yashie
          February 4, 2013, 8:34 am | # | Reply

          Don’t think I’ll ever get sick of THIS.

          • Chris
            Chris
            February 4, 2013, 11:39 am | # | Reply

            Your making me ill with all the troll posting.

            • ahdok
              ahdok
              February 4, 2013, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

              I do hope you guys aren’t trying to make this joke go viral…

              • coldelectrons
                coldelectrons
                February 4, 2013, 6:05 pm | # | Reply

                Bacteria the drawing board.

                • coldelectrons
                  coldelectrons
                  February 4, 2013, 6:16 pm | # | Reply

                  Wait! Do I spy in the strata the bones of a lupus erythematosaurus?

                  No…no. Sorry, I was wrong.

  7. n4tth3bug
    n4tth3bug
    February 4, 2013, 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Interesting callback to the first chapter. Wonder where this is going.

    • Tachyon
      Tachyon
      February 4, 2013, 3:00 am | # | Reply

      Give ya a hint – it rhymes with Tectonicus.

      • Dog
        Dog
        February 4, 2013, 4:54 am | # | Reply

        Is it anu … *interrupted by punch to the jaw*

    • ahdok
      ahdok
      February 4, 2013, 6:44 am | # | Reply

      Tectonicus has been a fairly constant presence throughout the story. I don’t think this is really a callback, unless it’s a callback to the plot… :)

      • Fren
        Fren
        February 4, 2013, 10:31 am | # | Reply

        Just remember that the chapters are not necessarily presented in chronological order.

        • Phil
          Phil
          February 4, 2013, 1:38 pm | # | Reply

          They are. The intros to chapters 1-6 were flash forwards, the story has been linear ever since with occasional flashbacks.

          • ahdok
            ahdok
            February 4, 2013, 1:42 pm | # | Reply

            …also occasional flashing from frigg, scip etc. Also occasional flash, from guest comics.

            • Fren
              Fren
              February 4, 2013, 1:45 pm | # | Reply

              I shall consider myself schooled!

  8. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    February 4, 2013, 1:03 am | # | Reply

    Monorail, monorail, monorail….

    Er…sorry, wrong chant. >_>

  9. Tryntu
    Tryntu
    February 4, 2013, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    The ones that’ve been bad go to the Rectum Teutonicum.

    • Mujaki
      Mujaki
      February 4, 2013, 7:14 am | # | Reply

      Rectum? Damn near killed ‘um!

  10. dr pepper
    dr pepper
    February 4, 2013, 1:34 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, he’s talking himself into a possession. Why should Graiya have all the fun?

  11. biggmac
    biggmac
    February 4, 2013, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    I burn for thee, O great Tectonicus
    I praise thee on the harmonicus
    And twelve string guitar electronicus
    With wit that’s somewhat sardonicus
    In a style that’s truly laconicus
    Take me, you hot hot demonicus
    Whose monikerus is Tectonicus

    • Andrew
      Andrew
      February 4, 2013, 2:50 am | # | Reply

      I think I heard Adam Sandler sing that in my mind. Last time I try making home made Vodka with potatoes.

    • alicemacher
      alicemacher
      February 4, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

      Payet himself couldn’t have written a better love ode. *still giggling*

    • Zach
      Zach
      February 4, 2013, 12:27 pm | # | Reply

      Freaking Awesome….. and yeah Adam Sandler to the tune of the Thanksgiving song

  12. Not now
    Not now
    February 4, 2013, 1:57 am | # | Reply

    YESSSS DIE, HARKY. DO IT.

  13. zathael
    zathael
    February 4, 2013, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Tectonus

    • jiynx
      jiynx
      February 4, 2013, 4:22 am | # | Reply

      Tectonicus

      • Flether
        Flether
        February 4, 2013, 4:30 am | # | Reply

        Tectonicus

        • Dog
          Dog
          February 4, 2013, 4:54 am | # | Reply

          Tectonicus

          • Duall
            Duall
            February 4, 2013, 6:03 am | # | Reply

            Tectonicus

            • Mujaki
              Mujaki
              February 4, 2013, 7:15 am | # | Reply

              Tectonicus

              • Darchias
                Darchias
                February 4, 2013, 8:17 am | # | Reply

                Tectonicus

                • Yashie
                  Yashie
                  February 4, 2013, 8:29 am | # | Reply

                  Tectonicus

                  • Dan Irving
                    Dan Irving
                    February 4, 2013, 8:42 am | # | Reply

                    Techtonicus

                    • Psychotic_Serpent
                      Psychotic_Serpent
                      February 4, 2013, 9:28 am | #

                      Tectonicus

                    • Valdrax
                      Valdrax
                      February 4, 2013, 9:42 am | #

                      No, *I* am Tectonicus!

                    • zerotkatama
                      zerotkatama
                      February 4, 2013, 10:59 am | #

                      Mahogany.

                    • ahdok
                      ahdok
                      February 4, 2013, 1:32 pm | #

                      COMBO BREAKER!!!!

                    • Karishi
                      Karishi
                      February 4, 2013, 5:28 pm | #

                      I’m Tectonicus and so’s my wife!

                    • coldelectrons
                      coldelectrons
                      February 4, 2013, 6:07 pm | #

                      Techno Love-bot

                  • Veggieburrito
                    Veggieburrito
                    February 4, 2013, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

                    Testitonicus

                    • ahdok
                      ahdok
                      February 4, 2013, 6:30 pm | #

                      Testiconous

  14. tejón
    tejón
    February 4, 2013, 3:08 am | # | Reply

    Wait, that’s Harky? For some reason I thought it was the drummer.

    Also: endoskeleton with insectoid mandibles WAT

    • Sean
      Sean
      February 4, 2013, 10:31 pm | # | Reply

      Hmm. It appears that it may be a specimen of the Formicidaeocene epoch.

      …Or maybe just a really bad picnic? ><

      • tejón
        tejón
        February 5, 2013, 2:36 am | # | Reply

        I wholeheartedly endorse the bad picnic theory of Arkerran paleontology.

  15. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    February 4, 2013, 4:10 am | # | Reply

    HELLO LADIES.

  16. ahdok
    ahdok
    February 4, 2013, 6:35 am | # | Reply

    Is Tectonicus going to relight his fire?

    • Fren
      Fren
      February 4, 2013, 10:30 am | # | Reply

      Love him two times, Techie, love him twice today …

      • Seggs
        Seggs
        February 4, 2013, 3:32 pm | # | Reply

        one for tomorrow, one just for today…

  17. Obakeinu
    Obakeinu
    February 4, 2013, 8:23 am | # | Reply

    Hmm… death? Or a power-up in the offing?

  18. Fren
    Fren
    February 4, 2013, 10:28 am | # | Reply

    Home in the valley
    Elves in their city
    Forest was pretty
    Ain’t no home for me

    Alone in the darkness
    Lying in ashes
    Pain comes in flashes
    Home will never be

    Burned elves all day
    I burnt all night
    I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
    I’m yearnin’ for the burnin’ to be through

    And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
    I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

    • zomg
      zomg
      February 4, 2013, 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t report this, two men in black said!

  19. Lilli
    Lilli
    February 4, 2013, 2:41 pm | # | Reply

    The second “Tectonicus” is typo’d as Teconicus.

    • The Indomitable Eric
      The Indomitable Eric
      February 4, 2013, 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      Tectonicus’ lesser known little brother.

      • Phil
        Phil
        February 4, 2013, 10:16 pm | # | Reply

        TYPOS FOR THE TYPO GOD.

        Fixed.

  20. Karishi
    Karishi
    February 4, 2013, 5:29 pm | # | Reply

    I was tempted, Phil, SORELY TEMPTED, to go through and reply to every thread with “Tectonicus.”

    • Phil
      Phil
      February 4, 2013, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

      I would’ve laughed.

  21. gyzar
    gyzar
    February 4, 2013, 10:06 pm | # | Reply

    I think this is H.R.’s cue to enter the game as Tectonicus and retake control of the story if he can.

  22. MDude
    MDude
    February 5, 2013, 2:49 pm | # | Reply

    Come invade the forest and see Tectonicus.
    Burn the pretty forest, for Tectonicus.
    How easy can it be, to be Tectonicus?
    I’m not so sure as I have never met Tectonicus.
    Deep beneath the trees, very far from me.

    Are the days to long when you’re Tectonicus?
    Do you sing a song when you’re Tectonicus?
    Are things to share when you’re Tectonicus?
    And do you really care when you’re Tectonicus
    deep beneath the trees, very far from me?

    Someday I think I’d like to try be Tectonicus.
    Sitting quietly just like Tectonicus.
    And folks would wonder just how my life would be.
    Looking down at me, Tectonicus.
    Deep beneath the trees, very far from me.

  23. thatguy
    thatguy
    June 3, 2013, 6:31 pm | # | Reply

    Hodor.

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