New Comics Every Weekday - Written by T Campbell & Phil Kahn - Illustrated by John & Jason Waltrip
Well, no WONDER you died, you doof. TROLLS CANT REGEN IF THEY’RE BURNT.
Trolls and James Hetfield agree. Fire BAAAAAAD.
GIMME FUE GIMMIE FIE GIMMIE DABAJABBAWAYZA!
Is he going to enter the Avatar State?
For this you had to die? You couldn’t maybe have just sent Tectonicus some candy and flowers?[/borschtbelt-speak]
You hear that Techy? He’s burning. He’s burning for you. HE DOESN’T FEAR THE REAPER
I hope Techy likes Harky’s new sculpted gluts.
And Joan Crawford HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAAAAAAAVE
(pretty girls can’t look away)
Looks like his specter has encountered a fire of unknown origin!
A few more BOC references and we can change the name of the comic to the “Gilded Age Of Leather!”
He’s just a hunka, hunka, burning luv…
Harky is going to need a Tectonicus shot after his his little accident, or he’s going to get lockjaw.
this new chapter is rather infectious wouldn’t you say?
My excitement is raising to a fever-pitch.
Don’t think I’ll ever get sick of THIS.
Your making me ill with all the troll posting.
I do hope you guys aren’t trying to make this joke go viral…
Bacteria the drawing board.
Wait! Do I spy in the strata the bones of a lupus erythematosaurus?
No…no. Sorry, I was wrong.
Interesting callback to the first chapter. Wonder where this is going.
Give ya a hint – it rhymes with Tectonicus.
Is it anu … *interrupted by punch to the jaw*
Tectonicus has been a fairly constant presence throughout the story. I don’t think this is really a callback, unless it’s a callback to the plot… :)
Just remember that the chapters are not necessarily presented in chronological order.
They are. The intros to chapters 1-6 were flash forwards, the story has been linear ever since with occasional flashbacks.
…also occasional flashing from frigg, scip etc. Also occasional flash, from guest comics.
I shall consider myself schooled!
Monorail, monorail, monorail….
Er…sorry, wrong chant. >_>
The ones that’ve been bad go to the Rectum Teutonicum.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘um!
Yeah, he’s talking himself into a possession. Why should Graiya have all the fun?
I burn for thee, O great Tectonicus
I praise thee on the harmonicus
And twelve string guitar electronicus
With wit that’s somewhat sardonicus
In a style that’s truly laconicus
Take me, you hot hot demonicus
Whose monikerus is Tectonicus
I think I heard Adam Sandler sing that in my mind. Last time I try making home made Vodka with potatoes.
Payet himself couldn’t have written a better love ode. *still giggling*
Freaking Awesome….. and yeah Adam Sandler to the tune of the Thanksgiving song
YESSSS DIE, HARKY. DO IT.
No, *I* am Tectonicus!
I’m Tectonicus and so’s my wife!
Wait, that’s Harky? For some reason I thought it was the drummer.
Also: endoskeleton with insectoid mandibles WAT
Hmm. It appears that it may be a specimen of the Formicidaeocene epoch.
…Or maybe just a really bad picnic? ><
I wholeheartedly endorse the bad picnic theory of Arkerran paleontology.
Is Tectonicus going to relight his fire?
Love him two times, Techie, love him twice today …
one for tomorrow, one just for today…
Hmm… death? Or a power-up in the offing?
Home in the valley
Elves in their city
Forest was pretty
Ain’t no home for me
Alone in the darkness
Lying in ashes
Pain comes in flashes
Home will never be
Burned elves all day
I burnt all night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m yearnin’ for the burnin’ to be through
And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Don’t report this, two men in black said!
The second “Tectonicus” is typo’d as Teconicus.
Tectonicus’ lesser known little brother.
TYPOS FOR THE TYPO GOD.
I was tempted, Phil, SORELY TEMPTED, to go through and reply to every thread with “Tectonicus.”
I would’ve laughed.
I think this is H.R.’s cue to enter the game as Tectonicus and retake control of the story if he can.
Come invade the forest and see Tectonicus.
Burn the pretty forest, for Tectonicus.
How easy can it be, to be Tectonicus?
I’m not so sure as I have never met Tectonicus.
Deep beneath the trees, very far from me.
Are the days to long when you’re Tectonicus?
Do you sing a song when you’re Tectonicus?
Are things to share when you’re Tectonicus?
And do you really care when you’re Tectonicus
deep beneath the trees, very far from me?
Someday I think I’d like to try be Tectonicus.
Sitting quietly just like Tectonicus.
And folks would wonder just how my life would be.
Looking down at me, Tectonicus.
Deep beneath the trees, very far from me.
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